This week on Couples Therapy Season 5 Episode 7, we learned a good number of things about the random cast of celebrity characters living in the house.

And what a cast of characters that is.

Continuing a theme touched upon often in previous weeks, Couples Therapy Season 5 Episode 7 took fans inside the mind of porn legend Jenna Jameson.

And what a warped place that is.

Watch Couples Therapy Season 5 Episode 7 Online

Dr. Jenn got the couples to open up about things in their past that have shaped who they are today. For Jenna Jameson, it was her mom's death.

Not for the loss itself, but for how her father responded and was so emotionally abusive, to the point where she couldn't even tell him she'd been raped.

Jenna's boyfriend John says he would never lay a hand on her because he's just not like that, but didn't know the extent of her past trauma either.

Dr. Jenn then takes them to a real house of horrors so they can vanquish their own internal house of horrors they live in. See the symbolism there?

Then Jenna Jameson smashes stuff.

With a bat. She breaks mirrors and a table full of plates and cups while yelling out all the things she needed from her father that he didn’t give her. It's cathartic.

Treach has issues with his own dad, and boy does he let 'em out. He says having Cicely embrace him makes him feel like somebody’s in his corner.

Jenna felt the same about John.

Juan Pablo Galavis, meanwhile, lets out his anger at his ex-best friend and his first ex-girlfriend, who dated each other after she and Juan broke up.

Juan Pablo and Nikki Ferrell Photos: True Love?

1. Juan Pablo and Nikki Ferrell Kiss

Juan Pablo Galavis and Nikki Ferrell kiss in a cute photo.

Nikki Ferrell, who previously admitted she throws fits to get whatever she wants, despite being good at everything growing up, learns that JPG is scared.

Things then got ugly again, though.

Cicely reads aloud a magazine article aloud, talking about Nikki, her friends, Juan Pablo and how she's constantly fighting for some kind of validation.

“Nikki, you kind of met your man on a dating show,” Cicely says.

“You were the winner. Leave the contestants behind.”

“I really like Juan Pablo, I really like Nikki,” Dick says.

Individually, that is. But “together, I don’t know.”

Jenna overhears and sees Juan Pablo Galavis try to console Nikki Ferrell, or not. He could see just how uncomfortable she was and did nothing.

Nikki rails against Cicely to Juan Pablo, saying how disrespectful she is, then rips Juan too for not standing her in this obvious time of need.

Well then, this concludes another week in the house. Follow the link to watch Couples Therapy online and hold onto your butts, it's a wild one in there.

Couples Therapy Season 5 Cast Photos

1. Dick Donato and Stephanie Rogers-Fischer

Dick Donato, or simply Evel Dick as he's known to Big Brother Nation, is working on things with his girlfriend Stephanie Rogers-Fischer ... and chose Couples Therapy as the platform from which to reveal that he is HIV positive.

As we've been saying for quite awhile here at THG, Dean McDermott doesn't cheat because he's a drunk or a sex addict or Tori Spelling sucks at sex.

He's a cheater because he's a cheater who goes through the motions when it comes to marriage, a longtime friend of his says in a new interview.

Watch True Tori Season 2 Episode 1 Online

With Tori Spelling hospitalized for a nervous breakdown, it's no surprise that part of her is still struggling to understand why her husband strayed.

Well, according to his friend, it's not that complicated. He “went through the motions of being married,” and has “obvious issues” that go a long way back.

“Dean and I go back many years,” Toronto native Dan Kibsey says. “We were neighbors for 10 years ... [teens] until we were ready to move out of home.”

McDermott’s emotional problems began at a young age.

“His mom was quite ill for many years,” Kibsey said.

“She had diabetes and some other issues.”

“Her passing hit Dean hard,” McDermott's friend went on. “I think it would hit any family member hard! He was still pretty young ... 16, 17. That’s tough.”

Dean married Mary Jo Eustace in 1993, but his childhood friend says he saw how the future reality star was still carrying a lot of emotional baggage.

17 Celebrity Wives Who Were Mistresses First

1. Tori Spelling

Tori Spelling hooked up with Dean McDermott while he was still married. And then she was shocked that he cheated on her...

“He went through the motions of being a married man, and that’s basically it,” Kibsey said, and soon enough, he banged Tori the first night they met.

While he was still married to Mary Jo. That was 2006.

Fast forward to 2013 and he boned Emily Goodhand on a business trip that led to a shocking cheating scandal and two seasons of True Tori on Lifetime.

“A lot of things have gone on,” Kibsey conceded of his friend. “I had a call from L.A. during that period and we emailed back and forth many times.”

“What people do, they’re doing things for a reason,” he continued. “Whether because of your marriage or other issues that push you to do things.”

As far as Dean's obvious problems, "seeing it on the show and knowing about those particular issues, that information was obvious before anything aired.”

“I think some things have been blown out of proportion.”

Maybe so, but the wreckage that is their marriage continues to play out True Tori Season 2 Episode 2 Tuesday night. Tune in and cringe then.

Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott: Through Good Times and Bad

1. Tori and Dean Moment

Tori and Dean share a touching moment. So much to say about these two.

Earlier today, we learned that TLC has canceled Here Comes Honey Boo Boo in the midst of a shocking controversy.

Rumors surfaced yesterday that June Shannon is dating a convicted child molester named Mark McDaniel.

June's daughter Lauryn claims Shannon broke up with McDaniel shortly after he was arrested, but the network that made the family famous decided to pull the plug on production anyway.

Shannon confirmed the cancelation this morning:

June Shannon Speaks Out on Sex Abuse

"As of right now, there will be no more production on the show," June says in the video above. "The statement of me being a sex offender is totally untrue."

"I would not ever, ever, ever put my kids in danger. I love my kids too much. That is my past. I have not seen this video for ten years."

June also acknowledges that she broke up with Sugar Bear Thompson -  her longtime partner and one of the stars of the show

"We're better off friends than we were a couple," she said of her separation from Sugar Bear. 

Shannon also says that she won't be making any further statements, as TLC has advised the Shannons to "hush, hush."

In spite of that instruction, June's eldest daughter Kaitlyn gave an interview in which she assures fans that her mother has had no contact with McDaniel since they broke up ten years ago.

"I know for a fact it's not true," Kaitlyn told Radar Online. "The person behind this, all I got to say is he or she is trying to tear the family apart, which isn't right one bit."

She added that though he might seem to be an obvious suspect, she is confident that Sugar Bear is not behind the rumors.

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo and Family

1. Reality TV Family

This family is way more famous than you are. It's just unclear why, exactly.

Lisa Ann is in the news unexpectedly this week, as the 42-year-old porn star is hooking up with Justin Brent, a freshman football player for Notre Dame!

The couple raised eyebrows at the New York Knicks game at Madison Square Garden, where she was all over the 19-year-old and not trying to hide it.

This wasn't just an Instagram photo op, either. It was an official date.

They reportedly met earlier this year while Lisa (best known to some as the Sarah Palin porn look-alike) was traveling, and SHE made the first move.

Cougar style. Hey, when you're Lisa Ann, you can pull that off.

She's also very well aware that her actions caused controversy and debate on social media. The sex queen fired off a number of Tweets on the topic:

• I am very entertained today by the incredible amount of commentary about my date to the @nyknicks Game Last Night..
• I am a women NOT held back by my age, lucky for me, because the writers seem to make me out to be a dinosaur. 42 is NOT old, It is amazing!
• The irony here is successful, older men have had beautiful young women on their arms in the past... Now it is MY turn to mix it up!
• This is YET another one of those times where i can say with a smile.. YOLO
• Again i blame @belle_knox Since she has become such a big part of my life, it is raining 19 Year Olds.. The Year of 1995.... lol

Classic Belle Knox name checking right there, but somehow we doubt she needed the Duke porn star's connections to hook her up with college kids.

17 Couples With Big Age Differences

1. Wladimir Klitschko and Hayden Panettiere - 14 Years

Wladimir Klitschko and Hayden Panettiere, who are somewhat surprisingly a thing, are 14 years apart (38-24).

At 42-19, the duo certainly ranks among our favorite celebrity couples with huge age gaps, but it's not the single craziest one we've seen by a long shot.

Or the creepiest. Cough, Steven Bauer.

You go, Lisa Ann. YOLO indeed. Just be sure you don't wear the kid out too much, even though Notre Dame does have a bye week this Saturday.

In an effort to avoid prison time, Joe Giudice claimed to be an alcoholic in court, and his lawyer asked a judge to send Joe to rehab instead of prison.

It didn't work, and Giudice was sentenced to 41 months in jail, but that doesn't mean he was lying about his addiction.

"Joe's been known to start drinking hard alcohol at 10 am," a Giudice family friend tells Radar Online. "It's been going on for years, even when things were going good for them."

"He'll start screaming at the girls like, 'Shut up!' It's all good-natured, but it could seem harsh to an outsider."

So that's the Giudice family's idea of "good natured?" No wonder Teresa's temper is notorious even in the rage-fueled world of the Real Housewives franchise.

Of course these days, Joe has plenty of reason to drink. 

In addition to the fact that he's facing nearly four years behind bars, sources say Joe and Teresa are living in separate homes and may be headed for divorce.

Oh and of course, there's the guilt from possibly being responsible for the fact that his wife and the mother of his children is also headed to prison, but we doubt that's bothering Joe too much.

Watch The Real Housewives of New Jersey online at TV Fanatic for more drunken dysfunctionality! 

11 Teresa Giudice GIFs That Should Worry Her Fellow Inmates

1. Table Flipping Fiend

Teresa Giudice is not gonna take any crap. Her table-flipping reputation will precede her in prison, thanks to The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 1.

Last night on Scandal, Jake's whereabouts were revealed, as well as his reasons for being where he is, and certain characters' motives for him being there.

Meanwhile, Catherine's case continued to consume the team's time, while Huck kept watch over his family and Fitz and Mellie had a revealing moment.

We won't spoil any more here, but it was intense.

Looking ahead to the next #TGIT event, check out the promo below for Scandal Season 4 Episode 6 and see what the coming installment has in store:

Scandal Season 4 Episode 6 Teaser

Spoiler alert: There's a lot going on this week too!

In the episode, titled "An Innocent Man," Olivia is contacted by a convicted assassin who claims he was wrongly accused ... but is he telling the truth?

Mellie Grant, meanwhile, becomes intrigued by a former First Lady whose stories from her time as FLOTUS sound strikingly similar to her own experiences.

Finally, Elizabeth inches closer to corrupting the White House and with the stakes rising by the minute, President Fitzgerald makes a truly shocking move.

What do you think will go down?

Follow the link to watch Scandal online to see this week's episode again - it was a good one - and see where you think we're headed next, Gladiators!

Watch Scandal Season 4 Episode 5 Online

Grey's Anatomy Season 11 Episode 6, appropriately airing in two weeks on 11/6, picks up in the aftermath of last night's emotional Calzona shocker.

Grey's Anatomy Season 11 Episode 6 Promo

It's hard to even think of what's next after this week's installment, which saw Callie and Arizona's marriage unravel, very possibly and sadly for good.

Do they stand a chance? Will it ever be the same? Will fans ever be the same having endured that hour, and being put through that kind of emotional wringer?

We'll find out on Grey's Anatomy Season 11 Episode 6, but elsewhere, Owen becomes invested in a patient when he realizes she may have served in the military.

Meanwhile, on a personal and awkward note, April’s mother pays her daughter a visit and ends up bonding with Jackson, and Derek plans a family dinner.

As this is all going on, a patient’s diagnosis causes Bailey to reconsider her own health issues, and lastly, Dr. Herman drops a bombshell on Arizona.

What do you think that could be? Can Arizona withstand any more bombshells at this point? She's already struggling, both professionally and personally.

At a certain point, you have to think the writers have dealt her all she can take (even if she's very much a part of Calzona crumbling), but we will see.

Check out the promo for your first look at the show's return from a one-week hiatus, then relive the drama of Grey's Anatomy Season 11 Episode 5 below:

Watch Grey's Anatomy Season 11 Episode 5 Online

As you probably already know thanks to her relentless promotional campaign Kris Jenner has a new cookbook in stores. 

As just about everyone (except Kris) predicted, the book is a massive flop, not only commercially but also with those who actually bought the book and attempted its ludicrously expensive recipes.

Currently, In the Kitchen With Kris: A Kollection of Kardashian-Jenner Family Favorites doesn't have a single five star review on Amazon, which is extremely rare for a high-profile release.

Of course, that may have something to do with the fact that the book has sold very few copies, and is currently placed 5,184th on the Amazon sales chart.

So we think it's safe to say this hasn't been the easiest week for Kris.

First, there were rumors that her estranged husband Bruce Jenner is dating Kris' best friend. Then the entire Kardashian-Jenner family slammed Kris over her decision to let Kylie Jenner travel to Europe with Tyga even though she's only 17.

We can hardly think of anything to make Kris' week worse, aside from maybe compiling a list of the most hilariously scathing reviews of her book so that we can laugh at them. Yeah, let's do that:

"Surely this is a joke! I suspect the only time she's been in the kitchen is to kvetch to the caterer and get more vodka!"

"The recipes in here are bland and tasteless...I made the macaroni and cheese, and you would think with all the varieties of cheese it would be flavorful, but instead I got very expensive, inedible mess of oily noodles."

"Eat the book itself, it will taste better than the recipes within."

"I would rather read a cookbook by ISIS."

Harsh. Well Kris, if you still want to offer helpful tips, you could always write a book on how to exploit your daughters for fun and profit.

9 Kris Jenner Secrets & Admissions

1. She agreed to Keeping Up with the Kardashians...

... as a way to promote her family's clothing boutiques. She brought the idea to E! with the help of Ryan Seacrest.

A school shooting at a high school in Marysville, Washington, about 35 miles from Seattle, has reportedly taken place today, but appears to have ended.

The shooter is reportedly dead from a self-inflicted gunshot wound, police sources told the Seattle Times, in the incident at Marysville-Pilchuck High School.

Washington School Shooting

Local news stations are reporting that several people have been injured, but police, who responded to calls of shots being fired, have not confirmed.

A nurse at Providence Regional Hospital told a CBS News affiliate that three patients were brought in with gunshot wounds and a fourth is expected.

One reportedly sustained a gunshot wound to the head.

The school is in lockdown, according to KIRO 7 TV.

Three students and a teacher reported gunshots, according to the TV station. The gunman reportedly stood on a table in the cafeteria and opened fire.

A large police response to the reported shooting was dispatched immediately, while Marysville School District released the following statement:

"The Marysville Pilchuck High School is currently in lock down due to an emergency situation. Police and emergency services have responded."

"The Marysville School District lock down procedures will remain in effect at Marysville Pilchuck until further notice from law enforcement."

"We will continue to forward communication in cooperation with law enforcement."

Story developing ...

Yesterday, sources claimed that Leah Messer and Jeremy Calvert were headed for divorce following a week of embarrassing revelations for the Teen Mom star.

First, Calvert accused Messer of cheating on him with her ex-boyfriend Robbie Kidd. Then, an anonymous drug dealer claimed that Messer spends $600 on prescription pills every week!

Now, Calvert seems to have had all he can take, and he's hinted on social media that he's in the process of moving out of the home he shares with Leah and her three daughters.

Calvert posted a photo of his dirt bike and several other items loaded onto the back of a pickup truck along with a caption that seems to be targeted at Messer and Kidd:

"Bet he can't do this," Calvert wrote. "Lmfao you sure made a great choice. He can't buy a Big Mac."

Initially, Messer denied cheating on Calvert, and he seemed to believe her. Now it looks as though his suspicions have returned.

Messer's family has accused Calvert of buying in to bogus cheating rumors in order to give himself an excuse to leave his wife and daughter.

We may never know for sure if Leah cheated, but it certainly looks as though she's on her way to being twice divorced at the age of 22.

Watch Teen Mom online at TV Fanatic to for more scandals and infidelity.

Leah Messer Photos: Through the Years

1. Leah Messer and Daughter

Leah Messer and one of her three daughters share a tender moment.

You will not even believe what Rosie Huntington-Whiteley looks like without makeup. Well, you might believe it, but that doesn't make it any less awesome.

The British supermodel took to Instagram earlier this week with a fresh-faced selfie, and for having just woken up like this ... she looks amazing like this.

And quite well-rested, we have to say.

Sporting a lacy black tank and blond locks tussled around her shoulders, she hopes YOU wake up to some of the violence going on in the Middle East.

UNICEF's global humanitarian version of the #icebucketchallenge called on the public to post morning selfies in hopes of aiding the Syrian crisis. Rosie obliged:

"My #wakeupcall for @unicef_uk @unicef Text SYRIA to 70007 give £5 (UK) or visit wakeupcall (dot) org. I nominate @catdeeley @gregjames17 @poppydelevingne #wakeupcall #UNICEF"

Started by the fund's UK ambassador Jemima Khan, the awareness campaign hopes to utilize social media, the power of pop culture and the universal selfie.

Many stars have jumped in to contribute a barefaced photo, and money, to the campaign, including Liam Neeson, Naomi Campbell, Paris Hilton and Elle Macpherson.

Rosie gamely tagged a few famous pals to join her in the campaign, calling on Cat Deeley, Poppy Delevingne and Greg James to get in on the action.

Here are some more photos of celebrities with and without makeup that might want to throw a #wakeupcall selfie up onto the Internet soon as well ...

29 Celebrities With and Without Makeup

1. Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian's doesn't lie about the fact that makeup MAKES her who she is. She's shared more than one tutorial about how to get her signature look using highlighting products to contour her face.

The 104th reconciliation of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez fizzled earlier this month, and Selena has been doing her best to move on with her life.

But Justin, forever motivated to win her back, only to drive her away again, has enlisted his mom and his best friend to continue the cycle once more.

Pattie Mallette and Alfredo Flores are both putting the screws to Gomez, so to speak, in hopes that Justin may screw her in a different sense soon.

If you know wheat we mean! EDITOR'S NOTE: We mean raw, unprotected sex.

“Selena loves Justin’s mom so he knows that she’s not going to ignore her calls,” a source said. “Pattie loves it when Selena and Justin are together."

"She knows how happy and grounded it makes Justin. He lives a healthy life when he’s with Selena so of course his mom wants to see them get back together.'

"She’s [gotten them] together before so if anyone can do it this time, she can.”

To that end (maybe), Pattie Tweeted earlier today: "Every conflict is an opportunity to grow. #StayTender #ForgiveQuickly #communicate #LoveWins.”

Oh man, that settles it, then! Selena and Justin MUST BE TOGETHER!!

As for his other accomplice, we know Alfredo Flores was dispatched to We Day to make sure Selena Gomez and Orlando Bloom aren't together.

Okay, maybe not, but he was there, and stayed close to her with a mission.

“Alfredo was telling Selena how much Justin misses her, showing her texts from Justin and telling her she got it all wrong, that kind of thing,” a source said.

“Justin wants her back. He’s got everyone helping him make it happen.”

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Pictures: Young, Star-Crossed Love

1. Justin Bieber With Selena Gomez Photo

Justin Bieber loves him some Selena Gomez. Just see these pics from happier times and you'll know it.

Of course, Justin's banging Barbara Palvin to make her jealous, too, if you believe another interesting tabloid rumor from the past week, so who knows.

With this goon, only two things are certain:

1. Dude will wear a shirt as little as humanly possible, except when he plays hockey, as that requires a lot of gear (he has sick hockey skills).
2. He will always try to slip one between the pads, and we're not talking about hockey. Although as we said, he has sick hockey skills.

What do you think: Should Justin and Selena get back together?

After nearly ten weeks of lying low due to health issues, Kate Middleton made her first public appearance since early August on Tuesday when she turned out to welcome the president of Singapore during his visit to London.

Kate's been suffering from severe morning sickness, as the result of a condition known as Hyperemesis Gravidarum.

She's had to cancel several appearances, but forced herself to rally on Tueday, reportedly because she was concerned about the opinions of the public and and the rest of the royal family.

Now it seems that the effort may have backfired, as insiders say Queen Elizabeth II is fuming about a minor wardrobe malfunction on Kate's part.

That's Kate awaiting President Tony Tan's arrival at the London Royal Garden Hotel. Sources say she struggled to keep her dress down in high winds and the crowd occasionally caught glimpses of her thigh.

Yes, that's it. Nowhere near as bad as the Kate Middleton upskirt photos that wound up in a German tabloid and prompted comparisons between the Duchess and the Kardashians.

Even so, British tabloids are reporting that an anonymous source claims both the Queen and Camilla Parker-Bowles spoke with Kate afterward about being more careful in her wardrobe selections.

Of course, it's entirely possible that the rumor is utter BS and no one in the royal family even noticed the minor Marilyn moment, but even so, Kate might want to start investing in some sporty pantsuits.

Kate Middleton: Pregnant in Public!

1. Kate Middleton Returns to Public Life

Kate Middleton made her first public appearance in over two months today. The Duchess helped welcome the president of Singapore to Buckingham Palace.

The body of missing Virginia college student Hannah Graham has been discovered and identified, according to breaking news reports. She was only 18.

Hannah Graham Search: Human Remains Found

A landscaper was heading to a job site outside of Charlottesville, Va., actually called the police tip line September 30 when he made a startling discovery.

“There was buzzards on the rooftop, as well as on a tree on the back left corner of the property,” Bobby Pugh said. “Not a normal amount, 20 to 30 at least.”

About an hour later, Pugh made a phone call, as did hundreds if not thousands of others calling in with any shred of intel that could help law enforcement.

Hannah Graham was last seen September 13, on Charlottesville’s Downtown Mall.

Jesse Matthew Jr. has been charged with the college student's abduction.

Nearly three weeks after Pugh’s call, volunteers from Chesterfield searching for Graham discovered human remains near an abandoned property.

The site was right around where the landscaper had spotted the birds.

“I wish it could have happened faster, but it couldn’t,” lamented Pugh. “They were getting 200-300 tips a day, my tip couldn’t be the one on the top.”

Regardless, Pugh is heartbroken by what happened to Graham.

“That’s not the way anyone should be left,” Pugh said.

The state medical examiner's office in Richmond conducted forensic tests on the remains to identify them, and reportedly did so just moments ago.

Matthew is being held on charges of abducting her with the intent to defile, and was charged Monday with attempted murder, abduction and sexual assault in a 2005 case.

It's been a difficult couple of months for Khloe Kardashian.

In September, Khloe broke up with French Montana after dating for 8-9 months, reportedly because the rapper cheated on her "dozens" of times.

Then, earlier this week, Khloe attempted to divorce Lamar Odom, but was unable to locate her estranged ex in order to pull the legal trigger.

Add in her brother Rob's issues and needless to say, Khloe's under some stress these days, and friends say she's taking it out on her body.

"Food has become her enemy,"  a source close to Khloe tells Star magazine.

"She's constantly at the gym and eats solids only twice a week."

"She barely eats, but she's drinking almost every night. Champagne, vodka, tequila - it doesn't matter what it is, she downs it. She doesn't seem to realize she's not doing her body any favors."

"Khloe is at rock bottom."

As anyone who frequents her Instagram page knows, Khloe lives at the gym these days.

The problem is, if she's working out, not eating, and drinking heavily - as the source claims - then she's putting her health at massive risk.

"Your body converts alcohol to pure sugar," a diet expert tells Star.

"So it's not surprising that she's holding on to belly fat, especially around the belly, even if she's working out and consuming very few calories from actual food."

24 Klassic Khloe Kardashian Quotes

F-ck me with a dildo if that's what you think.

• Permalink: Eff me with a dildo!
• Added: July 09, 2014

1. Eff me with a dildo!

F-ck me with a dildo if that's what you think.

Ouch. Hopefully Khloe doesn't pick up the latest Star magazine.

Sounds like her self-esteem has taken enough hits lately, given what Lamar and French have put her through, not to mention drama within her own family.

The last thing she needs is some "expert" putting her down.

Earlier today, TLC canceled Here Comes Honey Boo Boo in the midst of a shocking sexual assault scandal.

Details that emerged today make it clear why the network felt they had no choice but to halt production on the popular reality show effective immediately.

On Thursday, TMZ reported that series star June Shannon is dating a convicted child molester named Mark McDaniel. 

Shannon denied any involvement with McDaniel, and her children came to her defense, claiming that June had cut off all contact with McDaniel at the time of his arrest in 2004.

Now one of those children - 20-year-old Anna Shannon - has revealed that she was the victim of McDaniel's abuse, and that she now believes her mother is romantically involved with McDaniel.

TMZ reports that Anna approached them and revealed that she wants the public to know she was molested by McDaniel so that fans of the show will realize the severity of her mother's betrayal.

TLC has reportedly uncovered evidence that June Shannon and McDaniel have been dating, including photographs and a car that Shannon allegedly purchased for McDaniel.

Sources say Anna Shannon has been made aware of this evidence and is no longer on speaking terms with her mother. TLC is said to have offered counseling services and other assistance to Anna and her husband and child. 

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo and Family

1. Reality TV Family

This family is way more famous than you are. It's just unclear why, exactly.

Dean McDermott says he isn't proud of cheating on Tori Spelling, but hey, he's also not the first guy to ever pull such a move, so give him a break, will ya?

In an interview with ET Canada, the True Tori star and King of Excuses feels bad for himself and manages to make everything about himself, as usual:

"When you're at the checkout and you look over and you see one of these magazines and it's like, 'Dean McDermott's a monster,' I'm like, 'No, I'm not a monster.'"

"I'm a human being and I messed up. I messed up and I'm owning up to it and I'm getting help for it. But to label me a monster or evil is very hurtful."

"You know, I'm not the first person to ever cheat on his wife."

That's a great point, Dean. Why didn't we think of that?!

If you watch True Tori online, you know the entire premise is Dean messing around with Emily Goodhand last winter while on a business trip to Canada.

He got busted, and a lot of people thought the entire charade was fake, but at the very least, Tori Spelling decided to make lemonade out of Dean's lemons.

Two things we can guarantee you are completely real:

• Tori Spelling is so obsessed by fame, appearances and so on that it is literally killing her (she was just hospitalized for a nervous breakdown).
• Dean is a pathetic, unstable, alcoholic, self-absorbed, enabler who thinks only of his own "needs" and manipulates people to get them.

Not a monster, though. Let's make that clear okay?

Watch True Tori Season 2 Episode 1 Online

The parents of poor Liam, 7, Stella, 6, Hattie, 3, and Finn, 2, return for a new episode next week. What's to come on True Tori Season 2 Episode 2?

Sounds like pretty much a lot more of the same.

Dean says of the vacation they recently took, "I thought we'd be able to bring that feeling back and maybe start working on simplifying our lives here."

"But a lot of the emotional stuff changed when we came back to the house," he adds. "I was surprised and I was really hoping that we could carry it over."

"It didn't go that way, so it did surprise me."

Considering that Dean just goes through the motions of marriage until someone or something else comes along that pleases Dean, it does not surprise us.

As for wife Spelling being quarantined?

"Everything is okay. All the tabloids are reading Ebola and it's not," McDermott said of her health scare. "The show we're shooting is obviously very emotional."

"It's six days a week. It finally caught up with her and took its toll, so she has bronchitis, sinusitis, and pneumonia and she's getting great care at the hospital."

Here's hoping Tori's health improves and that these two characters eventually find what they're after ... whatever that is. We're not sure even they know.

Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott: Through Good Times and Bad

1. Tori and Dean Moment

Tori and Dean share a touching moment. So much to say about these two.

Katy Perry has a major reason to set off some fireworks today: 

The singer is now 30 years old!

33 Hottest Katy Perry Photos

1. Katy Perry Nude GIF

Katy Perry in nude, GIF form. That right there is just phenomenal stuff.

Will the artist head down to Mississippi to celebrate? 

She was featured on an edition of ESPN Gameday from that state a few weeks ago and appeared to have an epic time after Old Miss defeated Alabama.

One of the more fun-loving stars out there, Perry may not have much time to enjoy this special milestone.

She will reportedly be featured at the Super Bowl XLIX halftime show, meaning she may be hard at work already on a set that will blow away the 100 million-plus viewers who will be tuning in for the big game.

First, however, rumors have stated she may throw it down with a $4 million 30th birthday party. Hey, you only turn this age once, right?!?

We'll let you know if that becomes a reality. In the meantime, go ahead and send in your best wishes to Perry while we honor the singer in the most appropriate way we can think of:

Via cleavage shots!

25 Best Pics of Katy Perry's Cleavage

1. Katy Perry GQ Photo (February 2014)

Katy Perry covers the new issue of GQ. She looks like this. We hate John Mayer so hard.

Halloween is just around the corner, but if you still haven't figured out a costume, worry not - we've got your covered.

You can always check out our list of unorthodox "sexy" Halloween costumes, if you want to got the revealing route. Of course, if the cat ears and underwear look isn't for you, why not just steal an idea from a celebrity?

13 Best and Worst Celebrity Halloween Costumes

1. Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus has selected her Halloween costume. She's going as Lil Kim. What do you think?

Now, you'll want to be careful about who you draw inspiration from on this list.

For example, Rihanna did some sort of sexy zombie thing last year, but that's not the kind of thing most people can pull off. As a rule, rotting flesh isn't sexy.

Oh, and when we mentioned Nicki Minaj in the headline, we meant the celebrity who went as Nicki Minaj.

We can't stress this enough: if you wear Nicki Minaj's Halloween costume from last year, you will get arrested for indecent exposure.

As for the guys - yes, Tom Brady dressed as the Cowardly Lion, but that's really the kind of thing you can only get away with if you have three Super Bowl rings or, like...you were on Seal Team 6 or something. 

For the average dude, we recommend sticking to something that's more like your regular wardrobe. Like when Kanye West went as Batman. It was perfect, because he dresses in all black and wears a mask on a typical Tuesday.

And, as always, don't even attempt anything worn by Heidi Klum. As the only person with multiple entries on our list, Heidi is officially the queen of Halloween.

We have no idea how she's that hot the other 364 days of the year, but somehow makes herself look hilarious and terrifying on October 31. That's skill.

There's changing one's look or appearance, and then there are these 17 celebrities, who became completely unrecognizable from how we once knew them.

17 Celebrities Who Became Unrecognizable

1. Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan compared to what she looked like as a fresh-faced teenager, not even 10 full years ago? Pretty astounding and not in a good way.

Either for a period in their lives, or for good (Renee Zellweger's face likely isn't going back to its Bridget Jones version), this is stuff you couldn't make up.

Not even if you used all the makeup in the world. We can't believe these dramatic transformations, especially among some stars who are still so young.

Some celebs' looks naturally change, of course, as they age from child teen stars to adults, so it's unfair to say that doesn't play at least some role here.

This is part of why Renee Zellweger then and now photos shocked the Internet so much this week, though. Renee is 45, and the change was recent.

Relatively speaking, the Zellweger we envision when we hear her name still looked more or less the same just a few years ago (see gallery below).

The pressures of Hollywood are immense, though, whether it's a problem with addiction or a question of trying to remain forever youthful looking.

Either battle is a losing one, and some of the above side by side photo comparisons should serve as a cautionary tale regarding the dark side of fame.

Some are just funny, though. Can you imagine Zooey Deschanel without her signature bangs? Louis C.K. with hair on his head but not on his face?

A clean cut Zach Galifianakis?

We didn't think so. But the above gallery has all of them and more! Check it out, and for a look at what everyone's talking about re: Renee, see below ...

Renee Zellweger Plastic Surgery Photos? See Her Changing Face

1. Renee Zellweger Then and Now

Renee Zellweger in 2004 and 2014. Yes, that is actually the same person.