It looks like Captain America may be off the market.
Us Weekly is reporting that Chris Evans is officially dating actress Lily Collins. The tabloid says the two met at a post-Oscars party, and though they're taking it slow, friends and family can see they're both smitten.
As the sole single Avenger, Chris is the subject of a lot of dating rumors. It was reported that Evans was dating Sandra Bullock last year, but if there was ever anything between them, it's over now.
Most of what we hear about Evans' love life turns out to be BS, but several sources say his new relationship is the real deal.
Besides, no offense to Lily Collins, but we feel like if Us wanted to invent a relationship for Chris, they'd choose someone a bit more high-profile, ya know?
Of course, Ms. Collins is no slouch in the romance rumor department, herself. Lily's been linked to Zac Efron, Taylor Lautner, Jamie Campbell Bower, and a handful of other leading men.
Perhaps that's why the sources who spoke to the tabloids were sure to emphasize that Chris and Lily aren't rushing right into a serious relationship:
"It's just the beginning stages," says one insider. "But they're having a lot of fun."
Felicity Huffman made a name for herself on Desperate Housewives while William H. Macy stars in Shamless. The two have also been together for over 20 years.
Last week we reported that Taylor Swift insured her legs for an insane amount of money. Forty million dollars, to be exact.
Swifty has yet to confirm the rumor, but it's not unheard of for celebs to take out policies on their most valuable physical attributes.
But while Taylor may never come out and admit that she's walking around on the world's most expensive gams, she was more than happy to joke about her upscale limbs following a recent run-in with one of her beloved felines.
Taylor posted the above photo with a caption reading, "GREAT WORK MEREDITH I WAS JUST TRYING TO LOVE YOU AND NOW YOU OWE ME 40 MILLION DOLLARS"
Meredith, of course, is Meredith Grey - Taylor's eldest kitty, who's awesomely named for Ellen Pompeo's character on Grey's Anatomy.
That scratch might take a few days to heal, but Taylor and her cats are inseparable, and we're sure she quickly got over Meredith's betrayal.
After all, every cat owner knows the beasts really only love two things - themselves, and taking up the maximum amount of space on your couch.
Meredith's damage to Taylor's leg is obviously pretty minor, but it's resulted in something incredible:
The singer's response is officially the Most Taylor Swift Tweet of All Time.
It's got everything we love about Ms. Swift: cat love, self-deprecation, a humorous response to a tabloid rumor...
We're not saying her soon-to-be-ex-husband is a douche (though those reports of Comrie trying to pay waitresses for sex make us think that might be the case), but we are saying that a single Hilary Duff is a glorious thing.
If you don't believe us that the world is a better place when the former Lizzie McGuire is unattached, check out Ms. Duff's latest Instagram pic:
Yes, Hilary is fully embracing the single life, and we couldn't be happier about it.
At first, we figured Hilary was the latest celeb to post a bikini selfie, which is a trend we think every woman should embrace.
On closer inspection, however, it appears that Hilary is actually in her underwear, and it looks like she snapped this shot post-shower.
The way we imagine it, Hilary got out of the shower, caught a glimpse of herself in the mirror, was blown away by how hot she is, and took a pic to preserve the moment.
We're grateful that Hilary decided to post the results to her Instagram page, but she may there may be a downside to sharing this awesomeness with the world.
Last we checked, Aaron Carter is still obsessed with Hilary, and pics like this are unlikely to help him move on. It's not like the dude has a career he can focus on instead.
Kathy Griffin has once again spoken out about her exit from E!'s Fashion Police.
The comedian abrubtly quit the series in mid-March, saying via statement that her "style does not fit with the creative direction of the show" and that it was "time to move on."
Many have wondered whether Griffin's departure was related to the death of Joan Rivers or the controversial comments made by Giuliana Rancic about Zendaya Coleman.
But Griffin appeared on The View today and said her issues ran far deeper than that.
Comparing her experience on Fashion Police to "dog pile," Griffin explained:
"As a feminist and a comic, it just didn’t feel like the right fit to me. I was being forced to comment about pictures of beautiful women in perfect dresses and say kind of bad things."
Griffin acknowledged that her stand-up “repertoire” included some “heinous” things, but there's a difference between that she does and what she was being asked to do on E!.
"I wouldn’t hold up a picture of Kim Kardashian and say, ‘She’s ugly! Goodnight!’ I wouldn’t hold up a picture of Oprah and say, ‘She’s fat! Goodnight!,'"Griffin said.
The red-headed star said she believed Fashion Police would be changing its format to fit her “style” when she signed on, but it didn’t turn out that way.
"They had a very strict lane they wanted to be in," Griffin said.
Kelly Osbourne has also quit Fashion Police, which is set to return on March 30, with only Rancic and Brad Goreski on board as panelists at the moment.
Those in the running for Osbourne and Griffin's now-abandoned spots include Naya Rivera, Khloe Kardashian and Amber Rose.
"I’m still going to give people crap, trust me,” vowed Griffin, adding: "There’s a lot of stuff I said before that I wouldn’t say now, and there’s stuff I probably won’t say in five years that I do say now. Comedy has to evolve."
Kim Kardashian's doesn't lie about the fact that makeup MAKES her who she is. She's shared more than one tutorial about how to get her signature look using highlighting products to contour her face.
Housewife turned author turned talk show host Bethenny Frankel uses makeup to shave years off her face. Hey, it's probably better than botox and plastic surgery.
Is it just us or is it ridiculously hard to believe that the face on the left and the face on the right are the same face? But yeah, that's Mila Kunis.
One thing we love about Taylor Swift, besides her dancing, is the effortless way she always looks polished, even if she's running around naked (faced).
Kim Kardashian's doesn't lie about the fact that makeup MAKES her who she is. She's shared more than one tutorial about how to get her signature look using highlighting products to contour her face.
Housewife turned author turned talk show host Bethenny Frankel uses makeup to shave years off her face. Hey, it's probably better than botox and plastic surgery.
Is it just us or is it ridiculously hard to believe that the face on the left and the face on the right are the same face? But yeah, that's Mila Kunis.
One thing we love about Taylor Swift, besides her dancing, is the effortless way she always looks polished, even if she's running around naked (faced).
After all, no one brings the drama quite like Farrah, and a return to the original cast just wouldn't be compete without the walking ball of WTF?! that is Ms. Abraham.
Of course, the other gals weren't quite as delighted to hear that Farrah was coming back.
The first Teen Mom OG trailer reminded us that the rest of the cast pretty much openly hates Farrah, but the latest interview with Maci Bookout, Catelynn Lowell, and Amber Portwood seems to suggest that they've somewhat warmed up to the notorious porn "sex tape" star:
"I'm not going to lie and say I was happy about it," Maci says. "It has nothing personally to do with Farrah, at all. It's just a lot of different elements that play into why I felt the way that I did."
That's some serious diplomacy from Maci, and it's unfortunate that no one pressed her about the fact that she wanted nothing to do with Farrah, but it was somehow "nothing personal."
"I think there was a lot of miscommunication about things," says Catelynn. "I can say that I jumped to conclusions when somebody wrote something that Farrah said about me, but we are both adults...Put your differences aside and be okay with each other."
It's nice to hear the ladies taking such a mature stance on things, but we hope this doesn't mean Farrah has stopped pissing everyone off. That could make for a seriously boring season.
Watch Teen Mom online at TV Fanatic to remind yourself of just how spectacular of a disaster Farrah really is.
The news wasn't all that surprising, as that's sorta Miley's MO. After all, she got engaged to Liam Hemsworth when she was just 19.
Those two never never made it to the altar, of course, and they eventually parted ways amidst rumors of infidelity.
Now - if a handful of unidentified sources are to be believed - it looks like Miley's relationship with Patrick could meet with a similar fate.
Radar Online is reporting that Patrick was spotted getting close with a bikini-clad brunette during a recent beach party.
Insiders claim photos that will soon be made public show Patrick kissing, embracing, holding hands with, and even doing body shots off of the mystery woman.
Patrick has already responded to the controversy on social media, tweeting, "OMG. It's one of my best friends...Would NEVER do anything against my GF."
Naturally, Patrick is taking a lot of flak from Miley fans, many of whom have brought up the topic of the Arnold Schwarzenegger cheating scandal and suggested that the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
It's a low blow, but when a guy is half Kennedy, half Schwarzenegger, it's hard to ignore his family's history of philandering.
There are nude photos of Kim Kardashian on the Internet! We know; you're shocked, but this is the world we live in now and you're just gonna have to accept it.
Okay, sarcasm aside, the latest Kim nudes started popping on Kanye West's Twitter feed about an hour ago.
We've posted them below so that you can enjoy the sight of Kim's naked form for the 4 millionth time without having your eyes assaulted by a bunch of Yeezy's all-caps rants about sweat pants.
Season 10 of Keeping Up With the Kardashians premiered last night, and Kim reached 30 million Twitter followers today, so Kanye decided to congratulate her by being all, "Hey, here's what you look like naked!"
Actually, his exact words were, "CONGRATS BABY ON 30 MILLION TWITTER FOLLOWERS!!!" Then he said "SWISH" a bunch of times in a row, because Kanye probably thinks he's influential enough to bring that word back.
Considering Kim's sex tape took her from Paris Hilton's big-bootied BFF to cultural force to be reckoned with, we suppose it's fitting that 'Ye chose to celebrate his wife's latest milestone with an avalanche of nudity, but couldn't he have switched it up a bit?
At this point, he's just flooding the market with Kim's giant boobs.
It's not enough that the two of them have sex 500 times a day, now he wants to see her gargantuan butt all over his social media pages too?
This dude's got the worst known case of Badokadonk Fever. Somewhere, Ray J is planning an intervention.
No, this isn't the story about Scott getting sued for showing up drunk to a paid appearance. That was last week. This week, Scott showed up relatively sober for a gig in Atlantic City, then proceeded to get so hammered he lost his shoes.
Here's some footage from the evening to give you an idea of how turnt up Scott was early in the night. He starts screaming about his genitals around the 1:50 mark.
Things went downhill from there, and TMZ is reporting that Scott was found stumbling around the lobby of the Harrah's Resort at 8 am Sunday morning.
Sources say Disick was barefoot and babbling and had to be escorted back to his room by security.
Later that same day, hotel staff had to hunt Scott down again, after he missed his checkout time by six hours, and they were unable to wake him by phone.
He proceeded to miss his flight out of town, but somehow managed to make it to Chicago for another appearance (and more partying) on Sunday night.
No word on how Kourtney Kardashian feels about the father of her three children behaving this way, but we're guessing she made another empty threat to leave Scott if he doesn't quit drinking.
Scott ragging on Kim might be the best part of the Kardashian reality shows. Every time she acts like it's the first time she's ever been put in her place.
Now, several outlets are reporting that Disick has checked into a rehab facility in Costa Rica to be treated for alcohol addiction.
In a statement released by his publicist, Disick is quoted as saying, "I realize my issues are bigger than me and I am ready to truly remedy this struggle I continue to battle."
Scott reportedly admitted himself after being given an ultimatum by his longtime girlfriend, Kourtney Kardashian.
According to his statement, Scott will undergo Iboga treatment, which involves eating the roots of a small African tree as a means of combating addiction.
It's certainly not the traditional method of detoxing, but considering how unsuccessful Scott's efforts to get sober have been in the past, we can understand why he might be desperate to try something new.
There is no word yet on how long Scott will be in treatment, but he is expected to stay at the Rhythmia Life Advancement Center for at least four weeks.
Scott ragging on Kim might be the best part of the Kardashian reality shows. Every time she acts like it's the first time she's ever been put in her place.
Ever since her high-profile divorce from Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes has kept her love life on the down-low.
Now, the 36-year-old actress and single mom is reportedly diving back into the celebrity dating pool in a big way.
People magazine is reporting that multiple sources have confirmed Holmes is dating actor Jamie Foxx.
The magazine claims that Holmes and Foxx have been "spending time together" for over a year, but are taking things slowly, in large part because they both have young children.
One of the sources close to the couple confirms that they have yet to make a serious commitment to one another, but claims Jamie and Katie are most assuredly more than just friends:
"This not some intense romance," says the insider. "Jamie and Katie are friends and have been for a long time. They are two adults who are attractive and single...but contrary to conclusions, they're not about to run off and make some serious commitment."
Holmes last marriage famously went downhill fast, and Foxx has developed a reputation as one of Hollywood's premiere ladies' men, so it's not surprising that neither party is in a hurry to commit.
Still, as the couple's two-year anniversary of hooking up approaches, we imagine there are some permanent attachments being formed, whether they like it or not.
Tiffani Thiessen started out as Kelly Kapowski in Saved by the Bell. She inspired milllions of male fantasies during her time at Bayside High, and she's only gotten hotter with age.
K-Stew got her big break at the age of 12, co-starring with Jodie Foster in Panic Room. She went on to become one of the most bankable actresses in Hollywood, thanks in no small part to stylish good looks.
Kirsten Dunst hit it big at a young age, landing high-profile roles in Interview With the Vampire and Jumanji before she reached her teens. She grew into a very attractive young woman, and has continued to work steadily.
It's hard to believe that Alyssa Milano is 42, not only because we can't believe Who's the Boss was that long ago, but also because she continues to get hotter with each passing year.
Christine Lakin got her start as the tomboy Alicia "Al" Lambert on the ABC sitcom Step By Step. At the time she was cast, we're guessing producers didn't expect her to grow into one of the most naturally gorgeous actresses in Hollywood.
Natalie Portman gained acclaim for her role in Leon: The Professional when she was just 13. She went on to become one of the most acclaimed (and sexiest) actressed in Hollywood.
Katie Holmes inspired millions of crushes as Joey on Dawson's Creek. Now that she's free of the Tom Cruise's creepiness, we can all resume lusting after her.
Speaking of Clueless, remember Cher's friend, Stacey Dash? These days she's a Fox News correspondent, and while you might not agree with her politics, there's not denying that she's smokin' hot.
Drew was one of the original troubled child stars. Fortunately, she pulled herself out of the tailspin to become one of Hollywood's most bankable actresses. As a bonus, she remains super hot.
Given her myriad academic accomplishments, it's almost insulting to point out that former Wonder Years star Danica McKellar is incredibly hot these days. But we're gonna do it anyway.
Christine Taylor got her start in roles like Marcia in The Brady Bunch Movie and Melody in Nickelodeon's Hey Dude. She's still hot, and she's married to Ben Stiller, so we'd say she's doing alright for herself.
Lacey Chabert started out on Party of Five and starred in Mean Girls as one of the Plastics. She famously (and foolishly) abandoned her role as Meg on Family Guy, but hey, at least she's still hot!
Lacey's Family Guy replacement - Mila Kunis - landed the role of Jackie on That '70s Show when she was just 14. Since then she's become one of the hottest and most in-demand actresses in Hollywood.
Claire Danes got her big break playing Angela Chase in the critically-acclaimed, but shortlived ABC drama My So-Called Life. These days, she can be seen looking hotter than ever on Showtime's Homeland.
Remember Anna Chlumsy from My Girl. Well, she's in the midst of a career renaissance thanks to her role on Veep. But that's not why she's on this list. No, she's here because she happens to also be super hot!
Jenelle Evans is fighting for custody of her son with her mother Barbara, and you have to wonder if her fiance's recent arrest just torpedoed her chances.
Her son Jace, who is now five years old, has been in the custody of Barbara Evans ever since he was a baby and Jenelle was in peak train wreck mode.
Jenelle and Nathan have custody of their son, Kaiser, but Jace has been under Babs' legal guardianship this whole time. She's looking to change that.
For a time, it appeared she was on the right track.
Nathan and Jenelle showed they could take care of a baby of their own after she gave birth last year, and even got engaged just two months ago.
Then the wheels came off in epic fashion.
Not long after the engagement, they hit a rough patch. Jenelle wished death on Nathan's brother during an ugly incident that captured in a viral video.
Shortly after that, Nathan was flirting with actress Stevie Ryan and trashing Jenelle (who he may have cheated on) in a series of tweets that also leaked.
Nathan Griffith's direct message to Stevie Ryan reveals that he's unsure about his future with Jenelle Evans. Based on the way he describes her behavior, we can't blame him!
Then came Griffith's arrest for domestic violence following an altercation with Jenelle, who was also arrested on unrelated charges earlier this month.
“She lectures Jenelle as always about how she should stay single and not go back to Nathan,” the source said, so the recent drama isn't likely to help.
The source said that Griffith’s domestic violence arrest “was blown out of proportion,” and "as long as no other incidents occur," Jenelle has a shot.
Maybe so, but that's a BIG if, and Barbara would likely have to concede Jenelle Evans' point that she's the best caretaker ... which seems iffy at best.
The judge’s no-contact order is set to be lifted so the couple, who have been apart for two weeks, can see each other again and raise their baby Kaiser.
Are they getting back together? Would that actually be worse, given their propensity for insanity? And what do you think Babs is thinking right now?!
If you're a fan of Eminem's music, then you that the man is: 1. Fiercely protective of his daughter, and 2. Violently psychotic.
So we're gonna tread lightly when talking about the now 19-year-old Hailie Jade Mathers and the new profile pic that she uploaded to Twitter today.
Hailie graduated high school back in June so she's perfectly legal, but we're gonna refrain from talking about her in those terms, because her dad is a man who once wrote and recorded a song in which he elaborately described murdering his baby mama.
All we'll say is that Hailie has developed into a very attractive young woman, and she seems infinitely more well-adjusted than both of her parents.
Not that her father is some sort of homicidal maniac, or anything! We certainly didn't mean to say that...
Now, Hailie is attending Michigan State University, where sources say she somehow maintains a low profile and lives the typical on-campus life (except, ya know, with a much larger bank account and no student loans).
There are even rumors that Hailie joined a sorority at MSU.
We'll probably never know for sure, and it seems that's just how Hailie and her family want it. And anything we can do to make her frighteningly insane father happy is okay by us.
Channing Tatum is super in love with his daughter Everly. He even wore her when she was a newborn to shield her from the paparazzi AND help her stay soothed.
He might be President of the United States, but Barack Obama is a family man making time to sit down to dinner with his daughters Sasha and Malia Obama.
Dwayne Wade believes the secret to having a better world is taking care of our children. He has two sons of his own and is his nephew's legal guardian.
When Usher got full custody of his sons, Naviyd and Usher Raymond V, he adjusted his schedule to be home to do the daily things like take them to school and pick them up.
Matt Damon became a dad overnight when he married Luciana Barossa. The two went on to have three more daughters together, bringing the total number of women living with him to five!
Kourtney Kardashian was once curious what it would feel like to stick a pickle up one's butt.
She also once clamored to shove a taco into a photographer's rear end.
Kourtney's obsession with the intertwining of food and rectums included, The First Family of Reality Television has uttered some rather outlandish things over the years.
She said she loves me and she loves my butt and how she wants to be my lesbian lover. I mean, what do you say to that other than 'No thanks?' Actually, maybe I would do it for a million bucks.
I mean, I love the Bush and the Tush. Seriously, the Bush and the Tush, that was, like, iconic for me, I loved them. You can't do much better than that.
All the haters are just jealous, so they're trying to bring me down. I'm young, handsome, successful, wealthy. You could say I'm a role model – I’m the American dream!
I was waiting for this amazing experience where I could just do whatever I want, eat whatever I want, feel great... and it just hasn’t been that way.
Throughout nine-plus seasons of Keeping Up with the Kardashians (on camera and off), Kim has complained about pregnancy while bragging about shopping.
Khloe has expressed an odd fascination with nipples... Scott Disick has expressed an expected fascination with himself... and Kris Jenner has showered her children with love.
And by her children, we mean her diamonds.
Which member of this headline-generating family has uttered the most ridiculous quote? Easy: Kanye West. Kanye West quotes have received their very own photo gallery.
Put the rapper aside for now, however, and click through the above slideshow to marvel over actual words that have come out of the mouths of Kim, Khloe, Kourtney, Kris and Scott.
In case it wasn't already painfully obvious, kids these days live in the age of blockbusters, not the age of Blockbuster.
They've never been told to be kind and rewind. They've never worried about recording over something. They've never tried to set the world's most complicated clock.
In short: they barely know what a VCR is or why it ever existed.
In the latest installment of Kids Reacting to Stuff, courtesy of The Fine Bros YouTube channel, a bunch of very young adults are given a VCS, a VHS and a giant old television.
They are then asked for their reactions, which range from confused... to irritated... to really confused and really irritated.
Why did these items ever exist when they are so much more work than a remote control and/or a DVD player?
This is the reaction all parents dream about when they tell their children that they're expecting another child. Watch two sisters react in total glee and just try not to smile.
In this ADORABLE video, a young girl grows very emotional while watching The Chipmunk Adventure. She cries and cries over a baby penguin being reunited with her mom.
The relatively private couple, who met in middle school, started connecting on a deeper level in high school when they began making music together.
Literally. And down the road, making it in a different sense. If you know what we mean! (We hope you do, and excuse our terrible attempt at humor.)
"Brandon came over one day and was like, ‘I am totally in love with you,'" Leah recalls of Brandon's first move. "I was like ‘No, I can't. I can't.' Okay, fine. Yes."
Hey. Whatever works.
"The fact that we get to work together is just a ridiculously awesome bonus," Brandon Jenner said of the two musicians. "It's just what works for us."
"It might surprise people that we spend so much time together and that we still get along, but it's just the way it is for us. It's the way it's always been."
"The truth is that we are such great friends that we want to be together all the time. We're both passionate about what we're doing, and we love each other."
That they do. More than 10 years later, they are still together and - as evidenced by social media and Keeping Up with the Kardashians - head over heels.
This will be the third biological grandchild for the legendary Bruce Jenner, whose daughter Casey from his first marriage has two little girls to her name.
Brandon and Brody Jenner are Bruce's sons from his second marriage to Linda Thompson. He and Kris Jenner, of course, had Kylie and Kendall Jenner.
Bruce's stepdaughter Kourtney Kardashian also has three children with Scott Disick, and Kim Kardashian is the mother of Kanye West's baby North.
This one has to be particularly special for the Jenner side, though. Congratulations to Brandon and Leah and the entire family on the exciting news!
Jill Duggar and Derick Dillard are expecting their first child in March 2015. She'll be the second of the 19 Kids and Counting brood to have kids of her own!
Alec Baldwin and wife Hilaria are expecting their second child together, as seen here. Alec also has an older daughter, Ireland, from his marriage to Kim Basinger.
Chad Michael Murray and Sarah Roemer are married, having tied the knot in secret! They're also expecting their first child! Talk about a two-for-one surprise!
Aaron Schock, a rising star in the Republican Party who loved to pose shirtless on Instagram and mingle with celebrities, has resigned from Congress.
The 33-year old Representative from Illinois recently came under fire for remodeling his office to resemble the set of Downton Abbey, a move Schock claimed was done by an interior designer for free.
But the this decision prompted an investigation into Schock's campaign spending, with USA Today reporting he had spent over $100,000 on prior remodeling.
He had also used a private plane for travel in apparent violation of House rules and federal law, once taking staffers to a Katy Perry concert.
The Chicago Sun-Times, meanwhile, tracked improper payments for campaign events, including a Chicago Bears game.
In a statement, Schock said he was stepping down because "the constant questions over the last six weeks have proven a great distraction that has made it too difficult for me to serve the people of the 18th District with the high standards that they deserve and which I have set for myself.
"I have always sought to do what's best for my constituents and I thank them for the opportunity to serve."
Asked a few weeks ago about critics who questioned the unusual office redesign, Schock shrugged and replied: "Haters are gonna hate, hate, hate."
Hmmm... quoting Taylor Swift, arguably the most popular person on the planet?
Perhaps Schock actually resigned to run for President. Anyone who corners the Taylor Swift fan market pretty much has the 2016 election won.
Brian Williams was paid to deliver the news for NBC. But he delivered lies about his experience in Iraq when telling viewers on January 30, 2015 that a helicopter he was riding in many years earlier had been shot down.
Lance Armstrong lied for years and years and years about his performance-enhancing drug use, finally coming clean via an interview with Oprah Winfrey. But talk about too little too late, huh?
In 2002, Brandy stunned fans when she announced she was pregnant ... and had secretly gotten hitched to producer Robert Smith in 2001. The couple then starred on the reality show Brandy: Special Delivery, which tracked the birth of daughter Sy'rai in summer 2002. A year later, the couple announced its separation, but Smith waited another year to reveal that the two were never actually married; they faked it to protect the artist's image.
Tiger Woods crashed his car in November 2009 and was then forced to admit why a couple months later. At a press conference, he owned up to many extramarital affairs and stated: "I thought I could get away with whatever I wanted to. I felt that I had worked hard my entire life and deserved to enjoy all the temptations around me."
​Milli Vanilli won the Grammy for Best New Artist in 1990... and then handed it back months later after admitting they didn't actually sing any of their tracks.
James Frey wrote a searing memoir titled "A Million Little Pieces." It supposedly chronicled his intense drug use. And then he went on Oprah and was humilated when forced to admit he made it all up.
May take the disingenuous cake. He paid a staffer in 2008 to claim that the staffer fathered a child with a woman named Rielle Hunter. Eventually, Edwards admitted to cheating on his wife with Hunter and, yes, also to being the father of her child. He then dated Hunter, following his divorce, until mid-2012.
Farrah Abraham initially said she merely made a sex tape with porn star James Deen. She had no idea how it got leaked online. She later admitted: yes, she purposely made a porn.
Jack and Meg White claimed to be siblings — the youngest of 10, no less - but the musicians were actually married. Despite papers revealing their 1996 marriage license in 2001 and later their 2000 divorce filing — right before they struck it big — they vowed they were related all the way until Jack gave Rolling Stone an interview in 2006.
On Sunday, Keeping Up With the Kardashians season 10 premiered on E!, and the ratings likely left network execs wondering if it's too late to back out of that deal.
The show pulled in a paltry 2.54 million viewers and got trounced by its time slot competitor, The Real Housewives of Atlanta, which pulled in nearly 3.2 million.
Worse, the premiere marked an all-time ratings low for the series, which may be a serious problem as reality shows tend to debut strong and experience a decline in viewers as the series progresses.
An even more troubling sign is that the previous Keeping Up With the Kardashians ratings low happened just last season, meaning that this is probably a sign of a continuing trend, not a one-time anomaly.
So why did E! shell out so much to hold on to a sinking ship of a show?
Good question! We think the answer lies in the fact that even if the show is unsuccessful, it's valuable for the network to maintain a relationship with the family.
Spinoffs off like Koutney and Khloe Take the Hamptons tend to do well, and sources have indicated that Khloe may even sign on for Fashion Police in the near future.
Our guess is that cold-blooded momager Kris Jenner told the network that the family is an all-or-nothing deal, and that if KUWTK goes, they all go.
In honor of Rob Kardashian turning 28 years old today, Kendall Jenner has given her brother the gift every sibling truly wants:
A photo of his sibling with all of her clothing on.
The often-naked 19-year old model celebrated her half-brother big's day this morning by sharing an adorable throwback photo on Instagram and including with it a heartfelt message.
YOU ARE MY FAVORITE PERSON...ever! this guy is responsible for all the belly laughs I've had throughout my entire life. all the love in the world for this man.
Despite the fact that Rob has chosen to alienate himself a bit from his familt, other loved ones also stepped up today with virtual birthday wishes. To wit:
Kylie Jenner: I still want to sit on ur lap like ur little sister I still am MY LOVE FOR U IS ENDLESS!!!!!!
Kris Jenner: Your smile can light up any room and a million hearts @robkardashian. I fell madly in love with you the moment we met 28 years ago. You are such a joy, with the biggest heart I have ever known. God blessed me with an amazing son and I cherish every single day and memory we have.
Khloe Kardashian: Never will I ever meet another man as great as you! I know this is the year where you will find your happiness again! I will be right by your side, holding your hand, every step of the way!!! I adore you my one and only brother!! Happy Happy Happy birthday!!
Kim Kardashian: I love you so much and can't wait to share so many more memories with you!
She said she loves me and she loves my butt and how she wants to be my lesbian lover. I mean, what do you say to that other than 'No thanks?' Actually, maybe I would do it for a million bucks.
I mean, I love the Bush and the Tush. Seriously, the Bush and the Tush, that was, like, iconic for me, I loved them. You can't do much better than that.
All the haters are just jealous, so they're trying to bring me down. I'm young, handsome, successful, wealthy. You could say I'm a role model – I’m the American dream!
I was waiting for this amazing experience where I could just do whatever I want, eat whatever I want, feel great... and it just hasn’t been that way.
She said she loves me and she loves my butt and how she wants to be my lesbian lover. I mean, what do you say to that other than 'No thanks?' Actually, maybe I would do it for a million bucks.
I mean, I love the Bush and the Tush. Seriously, the Bush and the Tush, that was, like, iconic for me, I loved them. You can't do much better than that.
All the haters are just jealous, so they're trying to bring me down. I'm young, handsome, successful, wealthy. You could say I'm a role model – I’m the American dream!
I was waiting for this amazing experience where I could just do whatever I want, eat whatever I want, feel great... and it just hasn’t been that way.
It's been a busy week for Dan Bilzerian...by which we mean he sold a car, got kicked off a website, and apparently carried an alligator at one point. But hey, that's way more work than he usually does!
That's the Bilz 'gator carrying moment, and believe it or not that was not the highlight of his weekend.
No, that title goes to the moment that Jersey Shore star Pauly D forked over $450,000 for a Lamborghini that The Most Interesting Man on Instagram was having trouble unloading.
Pulling in nearly half a mill for a fancy whip that you no longer have the garage space for must feel pretty good, but Dan immediately followed that up with another winning moment.
Yesterday, he announced that after years of dominating IG, the Bilzerian Empire would soon take over Snapchat, as well. Six hours later, he was banned from the app, because boobs.
You see, in addition to throwing porn stars off his roof, Bilzerian posts lots of photos of them shooting guns in various states of undress.
Snapchat admins weren't having it, and that's probably just what Bilzerian wants, as it helps him bolster his image as a dude who's surrounded by guns and naked boobs everywhere he goes (even though he has no trouble keeping the nudity off Instagram).
So yeah, it was probably his plan to kicked off from the start, and the fact that he did it in just six hours is just the latest in a long line of victories for Bilzerian.
Selena is reportedly pleading with Zedd to not watch Comedy Central's Justin Bieber Roast, which featured a number of cringe-worthy jokes at her expense.
Supportive fellow that he is, the DJ reportedly will oblige and not tune in.
According to a source close to the actress and popular music singer:
“Selena doesn’t want Zedd watching the roast and he’s assured her he won’t. Selena says he has absolutely no interest and will support her 100 percent."
Of course, just because Selena Gomez and Zedd are on the same page, and having great times in bed these days, doesn't mean she won't tune in.
Sure, it would probably better to tune out that noise and look forward.
Everyone knows that, but "The Heart Wants What it Wants," as someone once sang, and when it comes to Bieber, as we know, “Selena can’t help herself."
"She doesn’t really want to [watch] but at the same time feels it’s important to know what was said about her, so she’s not caught off guard,” the source added.
For his part, Justin reportedly knows that Selena will likely be watching and how upset she will be at some of the rude jokes made about both of them.
The worst of them all was as racist as it was brutal.
Is everything as happy-go-lucky as it seems here between Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez? Rumors sprung up in the summer of 2012 that placed this relationship on the rocks.
“Is it true you dumped [Selena] because she grew a mustache before you?" Jeffrey Ross asked, switching the focus to the singer's Mexican heritage.
"Selena Gomez had sex with Justin Bieber," Ross went on at the Roast, "proving Mexicans really will do the disgusting things Americans just won’t do.”
Yeah. It was that kind of night.
Comedy Central hasn't aired it on TV yet (that comes March 30), but Justin is already thinking about reaching out to Gomez in light of what will likely air.
“Justin wants to apologize for what she might see,” a source says, “but he [may] wait and see the final cut of the show to see if he needs to reach out at all.”
It's already been reported that Paul Walker death jokes were cut from the broadcast, so it's possible that Selena will be spared somewhat as well.
We'd still skip it if we were her.
Then again, we would've skipped the whole "sex with Justin Bieber" phase, or phases, of her life to begin with, so all bets are off as to what she'll do.
You have to straighten up, son. Last year, you were ranked the fifth most-hated person of all time. Kim Jong-Un didn't rank that low. And he uses your music to torture people.
Let's get to the reason I’m here: to give Justin some tips for when he inevitably ends up in prison... The only place people will be following you in jail is into the shower.
