Yesterday, Taylor Swift hid her face from the world by walking backwards to her car to avoid the paparazzi.
It was a classic Taylor moment - quirky, awkward, charmingly self-aware - but still, any day that we're denied the sight of a subtle Swifty smirk is a bad one, so she's making it up to us today by posting what might be the most Taylor Swift selfie ever taken:
"I woke up like thissss (With a cat on me)," Taylor captioned the photo.
It's pretty much exactly how we pictured Taylor's day starting - complete with cat and Mona Lisa smirk that seems to say, "I'm a mega-famous gazillionaire, yet the whole world still thinks of me as the girl next door."
Makeup-free selfies are all the rage these days, but leave it to Taylor to step things up by introducing a sleeping kitty into the mix.
Photos of Taylor and her cats (Olivia Benson and Meredith Grey) are always a hit with fans, and in a perfect world the combination of a bare-faced Swift and a sleeping feline who's named after a TV drama heroine would break the Internet faster than a million Kim K butts.
Alas, Taylor's selfie received a mere 1.7 million likes. Can this girl get some recognition, people?! Jeez!
As you've probably heard, Harrison Ford crashed his plane into an LA golf course yesterday, and remarkably, the 72-year-old acting legend walked away with only minor injuries.
Since he wasn't seriously hurt, that means it's okay for the Internet to make fun of the situation, and make fun we shall!
It doesn't get more Internet than this. Some ingenious Twitter user combined the two big stories of the day: Harrison Ford's plane crash, and the airborne weasel.
One clever tweeter created this pic of Harrison being toted off by paramedics while frozen in carbonite. It's funny only because the actor was NOT seriously hurt.
Yes, Twitter busted out fresh memes yesterday faster than a WWII antique plane plummeting from the sky.
Some went for the obvious Millennium Falcon gags, while others got more creative and compared the ordeal to the weasel riding a woodpecker image that also set the web on fire yesterday.
In any event, the image of Ford being hauled off while frozen in carbonite is only funny because the actor is said to be recovering remarkably quickly.
Last year, Ford broke his leg and was back on the set of Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens weeks ahead of schedule.
This all seems to indicate that unlike most actors, Harrison Ford is every bit as badass as the characters he portrays on screen.
If this dude walks away from one more major accident like it ain't no thang, he might have to start walking around carrying both an Indiana Jones whip and a Han Solo blaster, just to remind the world that he's basically the toughest mo' fo' on the planet.
Andy Serkis will appear in Star Wars: Episode VII. He is best known for his voice and motion-capture work, portraying Gollum in the Lord of the Rings films.
Veteran actor Max Von Sydow will appear in Star Wars: Episode VII. He is best known for his roles in classic films directed by Ingmar Bergman and Woody Allen.
Last week, the arrival of Little Caesars bacon-wrapped pizza heralded the dawn of an exciting new era for grease enthusiasts and defibrillator salesmen alike.
The Bacon Wrapped Crust DEEP! DEEP! Dish is basically the pizza equivalent of the moon landing or the fall of the Berlin Wall, and since Brian Williams got suspended and all of our other prominent newsmen are preoccupied with equally deadly threats like ISIS, we need a true media pioneer to step in and capture the experience of inhaling LC's latest nuclear gut-bomb.
Daym scored a $12 large 'za (You can't argue with that price.) and proceeded to offer some amazing insights as he dogged a few slices in the front seat of his car.
"I was gonna hit the crust first, but I wanna build up the anticipation so we all know it is together," Daym announces before proceeding to "beat up the pizza."
"This bacon is crispy!" Daym proclaims when he finally gets to the heralded crust. "Little Caesar's has OB'ed my situation." (A caption explains that OB = "over-baconed.")
"They've actually taken pieces of the regular strips of bacon and sprinkled it all over the pizza, playa!"
Daym advises us to get "the 11 am pizza when they first open the door" to guarantee maximum freshness, but something about eating a pizza wrapped in bacon before noon makes us throw up in our mouths a little.
Needless to say, Daym thoroughly enjoyed the now-famous BWCDD. If we had to pick a pull-quote from his review, we'd go with, "Bacon on top of bacon, and the bacon is not fakin'."
However, his joy is probably best reflected in the scene where he closes his eyes and chews orgasmically while seductive smooth jazz plays in the background.
Yeah, Daym really enjoyed the pizza. And now we kinda want one. Damn you, Daym.
Because we honestly can't think of any other way the 34-year-old wife and mom could cram more enjoyment into her life of luxury.
For the past week, Kim's been flaunting her huge boobs and blonde locks in Paris for the semi-annual Fashion Week festivities, and while the French have been going nuts for Mrs. West (as they always do, for some reason) at least one member of her family is unimpressed:
A source close to the Kardashians tells Radar Online that eldest sister Kourtney thinks Kim should be spending more time at home with her 20-month-old daughter North, and less time globetrotting with Kanye West.
"If you notice, Kourtney and Kim are never together anymore," says the insider. "Ever since Kim married Kanye, she doesn't even recognize her sister. Kourtney cannot handle being around Kim."
At previous Fashion Weeks, Kim has been accused of using her daughter as an accessory by dragging North to runway shows and other age-inappropriate activities.
Sources have claimed that Kim only brings Nori along in her travels, if she knows there will be photo-ops involved. Kourtney is reportedly wise to the routine and thinks that Kim has her priorities reversed.
"Kourtney is a hands-on mom," says the insider. "Unlike Kim she is actually present in her kids' lives. Being a good mom comes from what you do when the cameras aren't rolling."
Hmm...not an issue for most families, but good advice, we suppose.
The irritating baby daddy to three kids with Kourtney Kardashian was scheduled to make an appearance at a nightclub in Great Britain this week called Switch Southampton.
But he bailed at the very last minute... and the establishment only learned of his planned no-show via Twitter.
“Scott Disick has let us know via his manager’s Twitter at 9:30pm that he cannot come tonight due to ‘unforeseen circumstances," the club said via Facebook statement last night.
"The real truth is he’s gone to Paris to party and ignore his fans. I wish I could put on here some more info on why he’s not here – Trainwreck."
Disick was slated to host two events on Thursday night in England, one at Switch and the other at Bournemouth’s Cameo Club.
But he chose instead to jump on a flight to Paris, so he could hang out at Fashion Week with Kanye West, Kim Kardashian, Kendall Jenner and Kris Jenner.
“These famous for nothing celebs have too much money and don’t realise they are letting down venues, ruining peoples reputations and livelihood, and their fans,” Switch Southhampton also ranted on Facebook.
“We will NEVER book US PA/Celebs – not if you paid us. His manager is spineless too – ignoring phone calls.”
Look, Switch Southhampton, Scott Disick clearly suck.
But it must be asked: WHY DID YOU BOOK SCOTT DISICK FOR ANYTHING AT ALL?!?
The Biebs really, really wants Rogen to participate in his Comedy Central Roast set to air later this month, but when it comes to swimming in the dude pond, Justin prefers his man-partners a bit more chiseled.
Bieber covers the latest issue of Men's Health, and inside the mag, he opens up about which male celeb he would crush on...if, ya know, Justin ever crushed on a dude, which he totally wouldn't, bro!
"Ben Affleck," in keeping with the honest, self-deprecating persona he's been trying our recently. "I think his vibe is cool."
Justin elaborated in a way that made us realize he's basically 12 and might break down crying at his roast:
"I wish I had the Batman thing where people didn't know I was Bruce Wayne," said Bieber. "Like I had a costume or something."
Justin, a word of advice: Between now and when this Comedy Central thing films, you're gonna wanna be very, very careful about what you say in public. A bunch of people who mock for a living are taking notes on your every word.
Also, you're 21, now. We suggest you get good and loaded before it all goes down.
According to a new report, E! is considering two women to come on board the Fashion Police... neither of whom is known for wearing very much clothing.
Following Kelly Osbourne’s resignation from the program last Friday, the network is in the midst of considering a wide range of stars to take her position on the snark-heavy panel.
And now and insider tells Us Weekly that both Chrissy Teigen and Amber Rose have been discussed by producers.
Teigen is certainly outspoken on social media and she has an impressive modeling resume to back her up.
Rose isn't exactly known to hold back her opinions, either, especially when it comes to the Kardashians.
Meanwhile, another source says Naya Rivera may also come on board.
"Naya is talking to E! about being on Fashion Police," the tabloid writes of the pregnant actress. "They are really intrigued, especially since she was so controversial during her View appearances and got so much press."
Sources say those behind Fashion Police will likely rotate guest hosts for awhile and are in no rush to make a final decision, but here is what they should do:
Cancel a show that is based entirely on the subjective criticism of others.
We may never know for sure why Kim went blonde, but we can be pretty sure the response has been a bit more negative than she expected.
Kim has been the butt (pun intended) of even more jokes than usual lately and naturally, the social media geniuses of America have chosen to get their mock on using their favorite form of online humor - the meme:
Some of the jokes are obvious. (She was begging for the Malfoy comparisons with the slicked-back coif and black velvet jacket.)
There are others plenty of others, however, that we never would have thought of on our own. (Random 7th Heaven reference, anyone?)
There's even a meme that suggests that Kanye might be slowly turning Kim into a Beyonce doppelganger, a la Jimmy Stewart in Vertigo.
That movie even features an actress named Kim making a big mistake by going blonde, but we're guessing neither half of Kimye has seen it, so we'll move on:
The important thing is that we all agree Kim should go back to black before she returns to the US. Seriously, Kim, if you don't have time while you're in Paris, and you can't take dye on the plane just bring some shoe polish on board and go MacGyver.
Both the Internet and Karrueche Tran were stunned to learn this week that Chris Brown is a father.
Turns out, the singer knocked up a model named Nia Amey early last year and is the parent to a very poor soul named Royalty. We're praying for the little girl as we type this.
But while Tran was steamed enough to dump Brown as a result of this revelation, she may be surprised to learn that many other celebrities are in the same parental boat as Brown.
Bow Wow’s daughter, Joie, lives with her mother. The rapper initially denied paternity when the child was born in June 2011, only to eventually admit he fathered her in an emotional letter.
Billy Ray Cyrus is the father of Miley and Noah... and also of Christopher. The latter was born a few months before Miley and was the result of an affair.
Ludacris has been in a long-term relationship with Eudoxie... but during a break a little while back, he fathered a childnamed Cai Bella with Tamika Fuller.
Tom Brady has two kids with Gisele. Prior to getting with the super model, though, ex-girlfriend Bridget Moynahan gave birth to the quarterback's first child.
Indeed, Brady is the father of three children, but only two wife hot wife Gisele Bundchen. Do you know the identity of his first baby mama?
Click around the above photo gallery and you soon will.
You'll also learn what other singers, reality stars and former California Governors accidentally slipped one past the goalie at some point in their past.
None of these celebrities bloodied the face of Rihanna, but all can relate to Brown on another level.
And all can only hope to someday achieve the iconic fathering status of those featured below:
Sarah Stage is a 30-year old model who lives in Los Angeles and who is 8 months pregnant with her first child.
But you'd never know it based on the following Instagram photos.
The impending mother sent shockwaves through the Internet today when she posted a handful of pictures that claimed to show off her growing belly.
“Eek officially 81/2 months... And he's now 5lbs ?? #34weeks,” Stage captioned one of the following selfies, neither of which make her look like someone about to give birth.
"I legit look like this right now after eating a bowl of soup," one Instagram user wrote in response to the jarring images, while another added:
"She needs to feed that baby instead of worrying how to keep her figure."
Stage, who posed in Playboy a couple years ago and then sued the magazine for back wages, didn't respond directly to the criticism.
But she did share an Instagram picture that pretty much speaks for itself:
We'd have to image Tess Holliday would agree with that.
According to the Mayo Clinic, meanwhile, "there's no one-size-fits-all approach to pregnancy weight gain. How much weight you need to gain depends on various factors, including your pre-pregnancy weight and body mass index (BMI). "
Still... WOW! Can you believe Sarah Stage is over 8 months pregnant?!?
Based on her record sales, there's no arguing the point that Taylor Swift is the most popular singer in the world.
But there also can't really be an argument to be made against Taylor Swift being the most popular celebrity in Hollywood, either, of we're counting by sheer number of famous friends.
After she started following the Dunham on Twitter, the Girls star sent her a private message. She told V magazine, "I was like, 'I just want to let you know that your albums have gotten me through a lot of very hard times.'"
Taylor Swift and Kellie Pickler met in 2009 when the pair were on tour with Brad Paisley and have also collaborated on music together. Kellie has said Taylor is her "little sister."
J. Lawand T. Swizzle exchange heartfelt messages when they're proud of each other, as Lawrence told Ryan Seacrest: "Oh, my god I freaked out over the CMAs. I sent her a text message that was like 6 inches long."
Swift sometimes dined with Gwyneth and Chris Martin in London, while the former couple introduced Taylor to her ex-boyfriend Jake Gyllenhaal at the end of 2010.
Ellie Goulding to Glamour UK in August 2014, on Swift and other big named pals: "They see what is and isn't real. I’m not anywhere near their level of fame but if I say, 'Oh God, Taylor, this happened,’ she’ll be like, 'Girl, that’s nothing.' Suck it up, kind of thing."
Taylor Swift serves sort of like a mentor to. The actress has gone to many of the singer's shows and celebrated Memorial Day with Taylor and good friend Jessica Szohr in Rhode Island.
Taylor and Julianne Hough both hail from Nashville. The two hosted the CMA Music Festival Special together back in 2008 and always make a point to meet up backstage at awards shows.
As the entire Internet knows by now, Brown found out last month that he's the father to a nine-month old girl named Royalty.
Upon discovering this information (for which Karrueche Tran dumped Brown), the singer quietly arranged to pay model Nia Gizman a sizable amount of child support each month.
In exchange for Nia remaining quiet about the child, Brown actually agreed to pay more than he was legally obligated to as the father of Royalty.
But TMZ sources confirm that Brown believes Guzman is the one who’s been blabbing to the press about their relationship, thereby breaking their deal.
As a result, Brown’s attorneys are preparing legal documents in which they will ask a judge to ORDER Brown to pay child support, according to what the law states.
Ironically, this amount will be lower than what Brown is paying now.
We feel bad for Nia that she'll suffer the consequences of Brown's infamous temper... but it could be worse, we suppose. Just ask Rihanna.
As the entire Internet knows by now, Brown found out last month that he's the father to a nine-month old girl named Royalty.
Upon discovering this information (for which Karrueche Tran dumped Brown), the singer quietly arranged to pay model Nia Gizman a sizable amount of child support each month.
In exchange for Nia remaining quiet about the child, Brown actually agreed to pay more than he was legally obligated to as the father of Royalty.
But TMZ sources confirm that Brown believes Guzman is the one who’s been blabbing to the press about their relationship, thereby breaking their deal.
As a result, Brown’s attorneys are preparing legal documents in which they will ask a judge to ORDER Brown to pay child support, according to what the law states.
Ironically, this amount will be lower than what Brown is paying now.
We feel bad for Nia that she'll suffer the consequences of Brown's infamous temper... but it could be worse, we suppose. Just ask Rihanna.
After unveiling a couple promos in anticipation of Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 10, which kicks off on Sunday, March 15, E! has now released the first sneak peek from an upcoming episode.
In the following footage, Kim explains that she wants to remember her body how it is at the moment because she knows it will eventually change once again.
That's the question Justin Bieber had for followers after posting a recent picture to his social media account.
Although, to be honest, the singer already knew the answer.
"Great birthday and I'm not fat it's the angle," Bieber joked online after sharing the image not long after turning 21 years old.
There have been plenty of Justin Bieber shirtless photos around the Internet over the past couple years, of course, so it's pretty safe to say no one with two working pairs of eyeballs believes the superstar is overweight.
But Bieber is in a self-deprecating, humorous mood these days.
Nowhere is that more evident that in his Comedy Central Roast promos, one of which features Bieber getting egged and the other of which features Jeffrey Ross helping him parody his Calvin Klein underwear ad.
The Justin Bieber Roast airs on Comedy Central on Monday, March 30. Will you be tuning in for it?
The backlash against Melissa McCarthy's Elle cover was FIERCE with critics blaming the magazine for trying to hide Melissa's curves. Melissa responded "Hey, I have curves. I love that jacket. STFU." or something like that.
Mad Men's beautiful Christina Hendricks was once asked if she enjoyed being a role model for "full figured" women. "Are you calling me fat?" she replied, before her agent could end the interview.
Clarkson has shrugged off these insults and simply said Hopkins doesn't know her.
If Hopkins did know her, Clarkson says, she would think differently. Because she's awesome!
And we couldn't agree more! Clarkson is one of many female celebrities who will never be mistaken for a Size Zero, but who who we would still classify as our hottie heroes!
These women should strut their stuff loud and strut their stuff proud.
And Katie Hopkins should never be allowed to speak ever again.
If you watch Sister Wives online, you know the premise is that it's an honest, open book, a look at the lives of a polygamist family, warts and all.
After the Kody Brown divorce drama hit the news as the show neared its finale this winter, many fans began to question its legitimacy in that regard.
The revelation generated plenty of headlines ahead of the finale, but in doing so, made it appear as if the show was more contrived than real.
In a statement, the Brown family claimed that the divorce - Kody legally splitting with one wife to wed another - was to “legally restructure” the family.
Said Meri Brown, the legal wife who relinquished that honor:
“It’s an end of something that we had had, in a way, for 24 and a half years. But at the same time, I know it’s not, because I have eternity with him."
"I have eternity with the family. I know it’s not the end.”
It was revealed that Kody was divorcing Meri to marry his newest wife, Robyn, and get insurance for her three children from her previous marriage.
Meri and producers painted it as if she was making a sacrifice for the sake of the family, which we suppose is true, but felt more than a bit exaggerated.
The divorce is not the only thing fans are calling into question, either. In the penultimate episode, it was hinted that the women don’t really interact much.
On a road trip to San Francisco, Meri Brown noted that "spending that much time together for the wives was like going into ‘uncharted’ territory!"
"She explained that she and [wives Janelle, Christine, and Robyn] really don’t see each other very much ... they’re too busy with their own lives."
Says a source close to the production of the popular TLC reality show:
“The sister wives even admitted to getting seriously uncomfortable when they are together and Kody phones one of them in front of the others."
“While we know that the Browns aren’t one huge, happy family all of the time, now it seems like the reality is that Kody may have four very separate families."
"And furthermore, that each wife, clings to her relationship with him.”
It is unclear just how much the Sister Wives finale will affect its future, but shows have weathered worse scandals (if you can call it that) and survived.
Kody says polygamy makes him a better person and is married to four women. If that hasn't doomed the show, how will a little scripted drama?
On the flip side, plenty have bitten the dust due to controversies ...
This capped off the reunion special to end all reunion specials. When Kenda accused her Real Housewives of Atlanta colleague of infidelity, Porsha... went... OFF!
Juan Pablo Galavis was asked about a potentially gay Bachelor and responded: "I respect [gay people], but I honestly don't think it is a good example for kids to watch that on TV." He then went out and sounded like an even bigger moron during the actual season.
Phil Robertson also got in trouble for making homophobic remarks to GQ. He then issued a statement that read: "My mission today is to go forth and tell people about why I follow Christ and also what the bible teaches, and part of that teaching is that women and mean are meant to be together. However, I would never treat anyone with disrespect just because they are different from me."
Jon and Kate Plus 8 was once a beloved show on TLC. Until it was revealed that Jon and Kate actually hated each other and were kind of terrible people.
Reunion shows often get testy, but you may never see one get so out of control like this ever again. On the set of the Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta reunion taping, the cast went INSANE. You have to see this fight to believe it.
On The Biggest Loser Season 15, Jillian Michaels admitted to giving her teammates caffeine supplements without doctor's permission. She claimed this should have been legal, but she and her squad were punished for the move.
Abby Lee Miller and Kelly Hyland got into such an epic argument on Dance Moms that the latter is suing her and producers of the Lifetime show as a result.
Paisley Dickey dressed like Julia Roberts for an episode of Toddlers & Tiaras in 2011. Why was this disturbing? Because it was the Julia Roberts from Pretty Woman.
Teresa Giudice and her husband are both going to jail for a long time. The Real Housewives of New Jersey stars lied about their assets on a number of financial forms. They suck hard.
After getting eliminated from American Idol, Corey Clark claimed he had slept with Paula Abdul and claimed the show itself racially discriminates against African-Americans.
Rachel Frederickson cast The Biggest Loser in a negative light last season ... by being too darn successful and making some critics question whether the weight loss show isn't overdoing it.
Farrah tweeted a photo of her memoir, along with a comment about how none of her co-stars' autobiographies featured photos of their kids on the cover.
It was a strange critique made stranger by the fact that most of the Teen Mom tell-alls are not exactly filled with kid-friendly material.
Fortunately, Amber Portwood pointed this fact out on Twitter and reminded the world once again that everybody hates Farrah Abraham.
"What does this mean?" Amber tweeted in response to Farrah. "I did it out of respect for my 6 year old who shouldn't be on the cover of a book talking about drugs and sex."
Farrah never replied, but she and Amber seem to have patched things up. Yesterday, Farrah tweeted a photo of the Teen Mom: OG cast and described Amber as a "beautiful lady."
Amber, Farrah and company have been under the spotlight recently as a result of their highly-anticipated return to the world of reality TV on March 23.
While we'll have to wait until then to find out exactly what the girls have been up to for the last few months, at least one thing is certain - Farrah's incredible talent for pissing off her castmates remains intact.
And, no, the singer does not mean that as a compliment.
A few days after Kardashian dyed her brown locks blonde (and thendyed them practically white), Cyrus has taken to Instagram to make her thoughts on this drastic change well known to millions of followers.
And this photo pretty much speaks for itself, doesn't it?
The image was actually first posted by Justin Anderson, Miley's personal hair guru and a colorist at the Chris McMillan Salon, along with the Creative Director of dpHUE.
He shared it online and wrote as a caption:
"No one said being blonde for Fashion Week gon' be easy, sweetie. Just wait for the toner. S—t burns, trust me."
Miley then posted the snapshot herself, writing "OMG" as her caption.
The artist, of course, is very familiar with extreme makeovers. It wasn't all that long ago that Cyrus sported long, dark tresses herself.
She's since cut many inches off the top of her head and Miley bleached her hair platinum blonde in January.
Kardashian, meanwhile, is undaunted by any criticism over her look. She has shared over 20 photos of herself on Instagram in the three days since changing up her appearance, writing recently along with one of them:
Many of the details of Bruce's transition won't be revealed until the show premieres (Because what's the point of undergoing a major life change if it doesn't get ratings?).
However, sources are now claiming that the former Olympic champion has set a date to go under the knife for the final stage of his process.
What does that entail, and when will it take place?
Insiders tell celebrity gossip website Radar Online that Bruce Jenner's sex change operation will take place "toward the end of summer."
In preparation for the procedure, Bruce has reportedly started receiving larger and more frequent doses of female hormones.
In addition, Jenner has been visiting a therapist to help him both prepare for the surgery and recover from the trauma of the accident.
"The therapy was required by the doctor who will be performing Bruce's surgery," says one insider. "It has helped Bruce tremendously."
It's been reported that Bruce is being ostracized by the Kardashians as a result of his decision to go public with his sex change, but the source claims that while his family may be distancing themselves, many others have come forward to offer encouragement.
"Because of the accident, people who Bruce hasn't spoken spoken to in forever are reaching out to him to offer support for his grieving process," says the insider.
"They are letting him know they support his transition too."
