Are Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber the same person?

Of course not. That would be ridiculous.

But in an interview with E! News, the female artist did call out The Biebs for trying to be look her.

"I saw him the other day and I had to say, 'Bitch stole my look!'" Cyrus joked while promoting her new lipstick and gloss for MAC Cosmetics' Viva Glam.

(All proceeds benefit from the sales of Miley's new lipstick will benefit the MAC AIDS Fund.)

Miley, of course, went blonde many years ago, while Bieber dyed his hair platinum a couple months ago.

"I literally said it to him and he said, 'I'm growing my hair out.' I said, 'Yeah, me, too.' It's not easy with bleach. It's harder than it looks. He said, 'How long have you been growing your hair out?' I said, 'Since I cut it in 2012.'"

Cyrus explained that she wantss to grow her locks back out. But it's a challenge.

"Talk to my scalp…I mean, I'm trying," she said. "I keep getting it here [she moves her hand slightly below her hairline] and then I keep bleaching it, then cutting it all off."

32 Totally Crazy Celebrity Hairstyles

1. Lena Dunham Blonde Hair

We can't tell people, can you? Does Lena Dunham have a new hair color?

McDreamy is about to be McSingle.

Patrick Dempsey and his wife, Jillian Fink, are in the process of filing for divorce after 15 years of marriage.

"It is with careful consideration and mutual respect that we have decided to end our marriage," Dempsey and Fink told People in a statement. "Our primary concern remains the wellbeing of our children, and we ask with profound gratitude that you respect our family's privacy at this very sensitive time."

The Grey’s Anatomy Season 11 star and Fink have three kids: Tallulah Fyfe, 12, and twins Sullivan Patrick and Darby Galen, 7.

According to TMZ, meanwhile, Fink is the one who did the filing, citing “irreconcilable difference” in her legal documents. One insider says Fink has been sick of Dempsey's ego for a long time now.

She is seeking joint custody of the children, along with child support and spousal support.

Dempsey is worth around $40 million and the twosome did not sign a prenuptial agreement.

15 Most Shocking Hollywood Divorces

1. Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony have twins together and also had a great life together. But then it all fell apart.

Dempsey, of course, has played Dr. Derek Shepherd since the premiere of Grey's Anatomy.

That series returns from hiatus on Thursday, January 29 with Grey's Anatomy Season 11 Episode 9, as Dempsey's character has accepted a job offer in D.C.

Another Hollywood marriage has come to an end.

Following the news that Patrick Dempsey and Jillian Fink are ending their union after 15 years, Mandy Moore and Ryan Adams have also confirmed their impending divorce.

They would have celebrated their six-year anniversary in March.

Celebrity Breakups of 2015

1. Mandy Moore and Ryan Adams

Mandy Moore and Ryan Adams nearly made it six years as husband and wife. They sadly split in January of 2015.

"Mandy Moore and Ryan Adams have mutually decided to end their marriage of almost 6 years," reps for the duo said in a joint statement. "It is a respectful, amicable parting of ways and both Mandy and Ryan are asking for media to respect their privacy at this time."

Moore and Adams exchange vows on March 10, 2009, in Savannah, Georgia. They do not have any children together and have remained very private over the years.

Good luck even finding a photo of Adams on Moore's Instagram page.

Explaining why he cut an interview short last fall after being asked about his wife, Adams said:

"I'm a private person and I'll be a gentleman and say I'm not talking about my marriage ever. I'll never talk about it. Ever." 

Fair enough. We wish these two the best of luck.

15 Most Shocking Hollywood Divorces

1. Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony have twins together and also had a great life together. But then it all fell apart.

Friday on Glee Season 6 Episode 4, Sue continued her meddling in hilarious fashion, while Rachel tries to make a deal in order to improve her squad's chances.

Watch Glee Season 6 Episode 4 Online

When Glee Season 6 Episode 4 gets underway, Sue begins with a truce lunch with Will, which she then abandons as he leaves a plastic fork behind.

That's all it took to send Sylvester into a rage, vowing to take him and his "bizarre psychosexual obsession with that glee club" down once and for all.

As always, Sue's rants are the single best parts of the show, or at least the funniest, as the loyal fans who still watch Glee online don't need a reminder.

Sue’s revenge plan is as follows: RUIN Will, BREAK Rachel’s heart, and REUNITE Kurt and Blaine. We don't really get it either, but it's where we are.

The Rachel portion of the sinister Sylvester plot involves a glee club Invitational Sue organized for the sole purpose of destroying the New Directions.

Concerned that Vocal Adrenaline will own them, Rachel asks Will to dial it back a bit, and he agrees. Hey, you don't want the competition to be too hard!

Blaine asks Kurt and Rachel if Invitationals might discourage their kids, too, which is a tad ridiculous since we're talking about Glee club, but whatever.

Sue also wants Sam to seduce and destroy Rachel, which means he and Rachel decide to take piano lessons from Blaine, which was actually kind of cute.

Sure, it was due to Sue's hypnotism, but what are you gonna do. Still kind of cute. When Rachel asks him out, he’s still hung up on Mercedes of course.

And that's the state of affairs in “The Hurt Locker, Part One.” Follow the links above to watch it for yourself, we can't really do justice to it in this space.

We also couldn't explain it so that it makes any sense if we had 10 times the space, so take that under advisement when you sit down to watch this.

The reality stars were both played and betrayed HARD on Marriage Boot Camp Season 2 Episode 3 last night on WE tv. What did that entail, exactly?

A major feud between Natalie Nunn and everyone else, for sure!

Watch Marriage Boot Camp Season 2 Episode 3 Online

As Marriage Boot Camp Season 2 Episode 3 got underway, Natalie feels she has an "alliance" with Rachel that Rachel clearly has not been told about.

Cue the paintball drill. If you watch Marriage Boot Camp online, you'll see the campers aim and fire on the co-stars they don't like. These are the rules.

Natalie doesn’t shoot Rachel because of the aforementioned non-alliance. Rachel unloads on Natalie because, well, she's following the instructions.

“Bitch, we supposed to be on the same team,” Natalie yells after this epic betrayal “Can we do that over again, 'cause I’m coming for Rachel then.”

An argument ensues. Aviva and Reid Drescher make fun of Natalie’s ghetto-speak, not because they are racist, but because it seems to come and go.

Seriously, she turns it on whenever she wants to sound intimidating or furious, yet uses perfect, or at least respectable grammar and diction otherwise.

“Bitch, I’m coming for you. I’m about to turn this house upside down,” Natalie says, in any case, fuming at what she thought was her partner in all this.

As for her actual partner in life (pity the poor soul)? “This is not Bad Girls Club. This is Marriage Boot Camp," Jacob says, but he's already been ignored.

When they sit down for evaluations, Natalie Nunn goes OFF.

“I called Rachel a fake ass bitch because I feel like she’s fake as f--k," she says, and while the rest of the cast rolls its eyes, Heidi Montag is feeling it!

The Hills star is gunning for Rachel too, and she and Natalie have a meeting of the minds, after which Heidi Montag puts on a wedding gown prop.

She thinks Rachel has been disrespectful to her and explains, “I was triggered to ‘mean girls status’ and were we like let’s show her how to be a wife."

Okay.

“We decide to rub it in her face that we are wives,” Natalie says, as she and Heidi decide to gang up on Rachel, who is admittedly kind of scared.

What follows is seriously insane, as Heidi proceeds to brag about how long she's been married and that Rachel needs to have some freaking respect.

Moreover, the plastic princess says she's been "there" for Rachel and can't get over her alleged betrayal. After knowing her all of 72 hours, apparently.

“I felt like Rachel still needed to be attacked a little bit and so I got Heidi to do my dirty work,” Natalie brags, as Rachel apologizes for her "wrongdoing."

Of course, she admittedly would've said whatever it takes to get the drunk loons out of her room at that point, so there was a self-preservation angle.

To see the drama play out for yourself, as well as everything else that went on Friday night, just follow the above links and prepare to cringe hardcore.

Spencer Pratt & Heidi Montag Photos: Through the Years

1. Classic Spencer and Heidi

These were the days, when Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt used to just pose for pictures and stir up trouble on The Hills. Nowadays it's kind of gone to $h!t.

You've heard it from your parents. You've seen billboards urging against it. Heck, there's even a Justin Bieber PSA about it.

Do not text and drive.

But what about texting and walking? On a street in suburban California? While a bear is also wondering the same street? 

Apparently someone forgot to tell the guy in the following video to also avoid taking this action. See what happened when he did so:

Texting Man Nearly Walks Into Bear

Seriously, people, Stephen Colbert has been warning us for years: we must be careful of bears!

Sometimes they steal golf balls. Other times they take a dip in your family pool. And still other times, they break into your kitchen and search for a snack in the freezer.

Be on guard, folks. Don't say we didn't warn you.

21 Animals Acting as Adorable Parents

1. Otter-ly Adorable

Shhh... be very quiet. This otter is fast asleep in his mother's arms.

Embattled actor Stephen Collins and his estranged wife Faye Grant have finalized their divorce, allowing them to avoid a public, contentious trial.

The couple decided the terms this week. The settlement includes a 50/50 split of the sale of their pricey Brentwood homes but no spousal support for either.

Neither Collins nor Grant are working right now, according to court papers filed on Friday, though Collins collected over $46,000 in residuals for 2014.

The divorce has been ugly, to say the absolute least.

Collins' attorney argued that Grant lost her right to a financial settlement when she recorded her husband in a therapy session without his knowledge.

Grant has denied that she leaked the tape, in which Stephen Collins admits to child molestation in one of the biggest celebrity scandals of 2014.

Collins later spoke out about the tape, confirming it.

15 Celebrity Scandals That Rocked 2014

1. Stephen Collins Admits to Molesting Children

Stephen Collins gained fame for playing the Reverend Eric Camden on wholesome family series 7th Heaven. In real life, Collins has been accused of molesting several children, and has confessed to at least one sexual assault.

"Forty years ago, I did something terribly wrong that I deeply regret. I have been working to atone for it ever since," the actor said of abusing underage girls.

He says he has sought help, and feels tremendous guilt.

Calling himself a flawed person, he insists these actions are in the distant past, and said his therapy with Faye Grant was never, ever meant to go public.

As for how that got out? The couple's settlement papers included a lengthy, detailed section about the now-infamous recording that was made in 2012.

All copies of the tape must be destroyed, the court said.

The original Stephen Collins audio will be handed over to an independent lawyer, who will only release it in the event of a future criminal or civil proceeding.

13 TV & Movie Casts Who Have Come Back Together

1. Seventh Heaven

Mackenzie Rosman wasn't available for this Seventh Heaven reunion because she was too busy posing in lingerie and trying to shed her child star image.

Throughout the years, Taylor Swift has been open about a number of topics::

Her relationships. Her heartbreak. Her cats. Her adoration for fans.

But there's been one subject regarding which Swift has been surprisingly and hilarious quiet: her belly button.

Many have wondered whether the artist even possesses this appendage, but Taylor went ahead and finally answered that question via a rare bikini photo she posted on Instagram last night.

"Greetings from Maui! @haimtheband," Swift wrote as a caption.

In an interview with Lucky magazine late last year, the superstar addressed chatter about this body part.

"I don't like showing my belly button," she said. "I want that to be a mystery. As far as anyone knows based on my public appearances, they haven't seen evidence of a belly button. It could be pierced. They have no idea.

"If I'm going to get some sort of massive tattoo, it's going to be right next to my belly button because no one's ever going to see that."

Turns out, Taylor was wrong. People ARE going to see it. People HAVE now seen it. And people are reacting in force to it.

“Taylor Swift has a belly button!! It is confirmed. We can all sleep easy tonight,” Tweeted one follower in response, while Spencer Pratt even chimed in and wrote of this picture:

"It's official @taylorswift13 has a belly button!"

So there you have it. Taylor Swift has a belly button. As for other Taylor Swift facts...

11 Fun Facts About Taylor Swift!

1. Her First Job Was Knocking Bugs Out of Christmas Trees

We're guessing she prefers singing.

Throughout the years, Taylor Swift has been open about a number of topics::

Her relationships. Her heartbreak. Her cats. Her adoration for fans.

But there's been one subject regarding which Swift has been surprisingly and hilarious quiet: her belly button.

Many have wondered whether the artist even possesses this appendage, but Taylor went ahead and finally answered that question via a rare bikini photo she posted on Instagram last night.

"Greetings from Maui! @haimtheband," Swift wrote as a caption.

In an interview with Lucky magazine late last year, the superstar addressed chatter about this body part.

"I don't like showing my belly button," she said. "I want that to be a mystery. As far as anyone knows based on my public appearances, they haven't seen evidence of a belly button. It could be pierced. They have no idea.

"If I'm going to get some sort of massive tattoo, it's going to be right next to my belly button because no one's ever going to see that."

Turns out, Taylor was wrong. People ARE going to see it. People HAVE now seen it. And people are reacting in force to it.

“Taylor Swift has a belly button!! It is confirmed. We can all sleep easy tonight,” Tweeted one follower in response, while Spencer Pratt even chimed in and wrote of this picture:

"It's official @taylorswift13 has a belly button!"

So there you have it. Taylor Swift has a belly button. As for other Taylor Swift facts...

11 Fun Facts About Taylor Swift!

1. Her First Job Was Knocking Bugs Out of Christmas Trees

We're guessing she prefers singing.

You may want to sit down for this: Bill Maher is stirring up controversy!

Yes, the man who recently stated that most Muslims support the attacks against Charlie Hebdo has set his sights (no pun intended) on the hotly-debated Clint Eastwood-Bradley Cooper biopic, American Sniper.

It was a bold move for Maher, considering the backlash experienced by celebrities who have been critical of the film, or its subject, Chris Kyle.

Michael Moore referred to snipers as cowards and received death threats online. Seth Rogen compared Sniper to Inglourious Basterds and was subjected to a barrage of enraged tweets.

Of course, Maher has made a career out of being contrary and taking things a step further than even the most ardent leftists are willing to go, and that's just what he did when sharing his views on Chris Kyle:

Bill Maher on American Sniper

"He's a psychopath patriot, and we love him," Maher said while discussing Kyle. He then read a series of quotes from Kyle's memoir that arguably show a different side of the Navy SEAL than what we see in Eastwood's film.

"'I hate the damn savages' doesn't seem like a very Christian thing to say." Maher concluded.

The Real Time panel seemed split on Maher's comments, but the online reaction has been predictably swift and harsh. Needless to say, lots of people weren't thrilled with Maher's take on the film.

But regardless of politics, we can all agree on one thing - Maher's comments certainly put Seth Rogen's in perspective! 

We're sure the actor is grateful today to find that Maher has offered to serve as a lightning rod for all of the most passionate hatred the Internet has to offer.

Celebrities Who Have Deleted Political Messages

1. Rihanna

Rihanna claims she never meant to Tweet #FreePalestine. The message was taken down immediately after going up.

Can we end the Selena Gomez and Zedd dating rumors now?

And simply confirm that Selena Gomez and Zedd are a couple?

The singer and the DJ/producer publicized their FaceTime chat a few days ago, with Zedd posting an intimate photo of Gomez online.

A reliable insider then said Gomez and Zedd were absolutely an item.

Selena has shared a picture of Zedd’s arms around her waist during an evening out with Zac Efron and other friends.

"Hint #2 #iwantyoutoknow [heart]," the star penned as a caption.

Within 30 minutes of Gomez posting this image, it had been liked nearly 500,000 times on Instagram. Looks like quite a few fans are glad she’s moved on from Justin Bieber, huh?

Gomez, however, refuses to divulge more information on her relationship.

She responded to all the comments on her account with a mysterious message that simply reads: "When I shoot movies I record music. When I record music I shoot movies."

Okay. But when you go out with Zedd, do you also go home with him?

17 Most Powerful Stars Under 21

1. Selena Gomez: The Mogul

Fashion icon, clothing designer, superstar singer, social media powerhouse -- Selena's entering mogul territory.

Once again, Chris Brown finds himself in the middle of a criminal investigation, but this time, the troubled star is the victim for a refreshing change.

When Brown was jailed for getting kicked out of rehab back in April, he was taken across the country to Washington D.C. for his assault charge case.

He spent the better part of a few months in jail early last year, as you may recall, but this bizarre ID theft allegedly happened when he was in transit.

Before officials put Chris Brown on Con Air, one of his first stops was the San Bernardino County (Calif.) Jail, where he stayed for around a day.

Even for brief stays, procedure requires a photo ID created for the inmate, and when the R&B singer moved on, that identification was left behind.

Eight or nine months went by until this week, when the prison ID showed up online, on sale for $10,000. Chris' lawyer, Mark Geragos, went ballistic.

The San Bernardino County Sheriff's Dept. launched an investigation, tracing the ID to someone in the area. Police seized it and grilled the suspect.

The guy denied stealing it, playing the old "got it from a friend who got it from a friend" card. Police are still unclear how the thing got out of custody.

An investigation is ongoing. Ironically, but not shockingly, Chris may have another of these photos taken any day now after his probation was revoked again.

Recently stricken with an untreatable virus, alleged actress Lindsay Lohan is out of the hospital and back on her feet, doing what she does best:

1. Using said virus as an excuse for not doing community service
2. Trying, largely in vain, to break the Internet with "racy" selfies
3. Photoshopping her own waist to appear unrealistically thin
4. Making us wonder what else she does all day long

The 28-year-old Lohan was hospitalized for the untreatable virus Chikungunya, contracted on a recent vacation to Bora Bora, earlier this month.

That's a bummer for sure, especially with all the work she could otherwise be doing. Just kidding! But seriously, being severely ill is never fun, for anyone.

Fortunately, she's in good spirits, as her latest Instagram post proves.

Wearing a Calvin Klein thong and a tight long-sleeve T-shirt, Lohan showed off her incredibly thin frame while posing for a bathroom selfie, captioning it:

"#mycalvins are helping me fight off my chikungunya, hehe"

Some followers speculate as to whether or not Lindsay Lohan has been utilizing Photoshop, and it's easy to see why. That waist does not look natural ...

Her 2.6 million followers were quick to quip about something fishy going on here, with comments such as: "Lmao the photoshop is so obvious in this one."

Fans noticed strange alterations in the photo, particularly bottles in the background, right around waist level, which were slanted instead of standing straight.

Another fan wrote, "Straight up Photoshop, look at those bottles on the sink!" Another told the star, "You don't need to photoshop yourself!"

While reps for Lohan had no comment on the Photoshop, or her health scare last week, an insider said she could be stricken with this illness for awhile.

(The virus, not the Photoshop disease.)

"The doctors told her it could take six months to a year to fully clear up," the source revealed of the nasty sickness. "She has good days and bad."

Here's hoping she recovers sooner than that, and either puts on some weight or puts the photo editing apps down, because she is looking pretty frail.

19 Wackest Photos of Lindsay Lohan

1. Lindsay Lohan: Teeth

This is not exactly Lindsay Lohan at her best. Then again, when was the last time we saw Lindsay Lohan at her best?

As has been well publicized, Miley Cyrus really wants women to free the nipple.

But in a new interview with E! News, the singer says she wants both genders to free their other private parts as well.

"I think that most of it is just having the conversation and taking away the kind of embarrassment or guilt that people feel attached to sex," Cyrus said in a chat with Marc Malkin.

Miley is the new face of MAC Cosmetics' Viva Glam campaign.

She's focused on intercourse at the moment because al proceeds from the hot pink lipstick and lip gloss created by Cyrus benefit the MAC AIDS Fund.

"I think the way sex has been made to be seen as bad or guilty, I think it's just opening up that conversation that's saying if you're doing it, protect yourself. And I think young people need to be talking," Cyrus added.

Cyrus, of course, is clearly comfortable with her own sexuality.

She often poses topless and she once simulated oral sex on a Bill Clinton impersonator.

The artist is no Kim Kardashian; she rarely shills for products, but she's making an exception in this case.

"This was something... [I'm] shamelessly plugging because it's going towards such an amazing thing," she says. "Every penny of it! It's not halfway going to help and halfway paying someone's salary. It's a hundred percent!"

Criticize her all you want for other things, but you've gotta give Miley credit in this case, don't you?

7 Celebrity Couples Who Had Sex in Public!

1. Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth

Miley and Liam were apparently big fans of public sex. Sources say they were once busted doing it a under a table during a fundraising event.

2014 was a pretty big year for Kim Kardashian. She got married, her nude Paper magazine photos broke the Internet, and she continued to star in about 98% of the programming on the E! network.

Hopefully she enjoyed every second of it, because the powers that be (in this case, Kris Jenner) have reportedly declared that 2015 will be the year of Kendall Jenner, and big-bootied Kim is yesterday's news.

"Kris told the whole family that in 2015, her priority would no longer be Kim - it would be Kendall," a source tells the Mirror. "She thinks Kendall could be the next Audrey Hepburn and is getting her acting lessons."

She might be pushing it with "the next Audrey Hepburn" (more like the next Aubrey O'Day), but it does seem like Kendall could be the Kardashian family's Next Big Thing.

Kendall's modeling career is taking off and it seems like she lands a new contract every week.

Kim is as much in demand as ever, but her star will burn out eventually, and Kris is all about playing the long con.

The only problem is that in her fixation on Kendall, Mama Jenner has reportedly taken to ignoring her youngest daughter.

"Poor Kylie is really struggling with Kendall's success and with her own self-esteem," says the insider. "Kim feels betrayed and abandoned. It was the last thing they needed to hear."

Something tells us Kim's self-esteem will be just fine. However, Kylie is 17 and she's dating a 25-year-old rapper. Some parental supervision might be in order. 

Kendall Jenner Magazine Covers: The New Face of Fashion

1. Kendall Jenner Dazed Cover

Kendall Jenner covers this issue of Dazed. Yes, apparently Dazed is an actual magazine.

JWoww and fake boobs go together like Snooki and astonishing weight loss, so perhaps we shouldn't be surprised by this photo the former Jersey Shore posted online over the weekend:

Yes, that's 6-month-old Meilani all dolled up and ready for the boardwalk.

J-Wizzle posted the pic to her blog with an explanation that it was part of a game to see which parent Meliani most resembled.

"Roger decided to give Meilani a baby beard, faux hawk and muscle tee so she would look like him," Jenni wrote. "But then we gave her some fake boobs, hair extensions and some hot pink sunglasses and she definitely looks more like me!"

When JWoww gave birth back in July, there was hope that she would pull a Snooki and surprise everyone with her class and maturity.

Now it's looking like that ship has sailed.

In addition to turning her daughter into a Deena Nicole Cortese doppelganger (Remember her?) JWoww's been talking post-child birth sex in every interview and giving regular, TMI updates on the state of her vagina.

So instead of Jenni maturing into a health nut MILF like Nicole, JWoww and Snooki just switched places and Snooks is now the level-headed grownup that JWoww used to be.

It's like we're in some fist-pumping spray-tanned version of The Twilight Zone.

But hey, say what you will about lil Meilani's new look, it's still way less disturbing than the vagina cake Snooki gave JWoww.

Jersey Shore: The Unforgettable Moments

1. Ronnie-Sammi Fight on Jersey Shore

Ronnie and Sammi go at it on Jersey Shore. Ugly.

We shudder at the thought and at the sight, but Ben totally made out with Emily on Revenge Season 4 Episode 14.

However, shippers of this couple (NOTE: are there any shippers of this couple?!?) shouldn't exactly be planning their wedding just yet, not considering the following ABC promo for Revenge Season 4 Episode 15.

Titled "Bait," it won't air until March 8, but you can at least feast your eyes on some early footage in the meantime.

This looks to be the episode Jack fans have been clamoring for ever since the series began...

Revenge Season 4 Episode 15 Teaser

Yes, viewers, you need to wait an awful long while before Emily Thorne and company grace your screen again on Sunday night.

Until then, however, you can ponder to whom Victoria was referring when she mentioned a "death in the family" last night (Charlotte) and you can very easily watch Revenge online right here and now:

Watch Revenge Season 4 Episode 14 Online

Sit back, enjoy and then flip through the following photo gallery:

13 Unrealistic TV Shows We Love Anyway

1. Full House

Alternate title: Three men and three little ladies. Don't even pretend you never wished for an Uncle Jesse of your very own.

After a sudden rise to fame sparked by her ability to make other things rise suddenly, Mia Khalifa is the #1 ranked porn star online.

Her Lebanese heritage has resulted in death threats from Muslim extremists, but it seems that's not the only unwanted attention she's been receiving lately.

During an interview with a Miami radio station last night, Mia was asked if she'd been hit on by any famous men.

After doing her best to dodge the question, she finally admitted to receiving a number of "cringeworthy" Instagram messages from someone whose name rhymes with "rake."

So yeah, she wouldn't actually reveal his name, but unless Blake Shelton is up late cruising for porn stars after Miranda Lambert goes to bed, it's Drake. 

Further confirming that the creeper in question is none other than the most sensitive man in rap, the interviewer joked that the dude sent her a photo of himself "lying on the bed, shirtless, kinda sad looking" (which - let's be honest - is something we could all see Drizzy doing), and Mia joked, "You're halfway there."

She didn't get into any of the specifics regarding Drake's lame game (We're guessing he figured out a way to auto-tune text.) but she stated more than once that "the whole thing was cringeworthy."

Ouch. First Drake gets dumped by Rihanna, now this.

Drake and Rihanna: Date Night Photos

1. Drake and Rihanna Image

Drake and Rihanna at an LA Clippers game. Chris Brown can't be happy about this.

We're sure the whole experience has him as bummed as that time his mom forgot his tuna fish sandwich:

Drake's Mom Forgets His Sandwich

Were you looking for a single, short, simple video that perfectly encapsulates why everyone has such affection for dogs?

Good. You've come to the right place!

The following footage features a canine acting adorable, loyal and heroic, as he's just lounging around outside... watching his owner take a dip in the water... until, oh no, is his owner suddenly drowning?!?

No. He's not. But the dog believes he is - and you must check this out to see how he responds:

Dog Save Swimming Owner

How amazingly hilarious and precious is that?!?

Plenty of dogs throughout the years of acted as actual heroes, of course.

Remember the dog who saved that blind man on the subway track? Or the Pit Bull who took a shotgun blast to its leg while saving his family from an intruder?

It's no wonder these animals truly are Man's Best Friend.

13 Ecstatic Dog GIFs

1. Having a Ball!

Screw that! I'm having myself dozens and dozens and dozens of balls!

If you're like us, you were hoping June Shannon would just go away in 2015, but sadly, that hasn't been the case thus far. 

Mama June kicked off the year by breaking up with Sugar Bear (again), after she allegedly caught him cheating (again).

Then came the news that June and Sugar Bear were headed to Marriage Boot Camp. It seemed sort of odd considering they're not even married, but since when has anything about Mama June made sense?

Now, June is stirring things up and forcing us to pay attention once again, as she's apparently decided to ban Sugar Bear's brother Uncle Poodle from seeing her daughters.

"Lee has not seen Alana [Honey Boo Boo] since the whole scandal started in October," a source tells Radar Online. "June banished Lee from the family, even the girls. She blames Lee for all of the family's fans turning on her."

"The scandal" to which the insider is referring is the controversy that erupted when the world learned that June was dating Mark McDaniel - a man who recently served ten years in prison for molesting her eldest daughter.

Most folks would say June is responsible for the fact that her disgusting actions alienated fans of her once-popular reality show, but the mama bear sees things differently.

Granted, Uncle Poodle provided photographic proof that June was lying about her relationship with McDaniel, but it's not like anyone actually believed her before that.

Besides, the whole thing could have been avoided if she had just, you know...not dated the man who molested one of her children.

Now, June is retaliating by forbidding her daughters (who had always had a close relationship with their uncle) from having anything to do with Poodle. 

Just the latest in a long line of selfless, level-headed decisions from the paragon of wisdom and virtue that is June Shannon.

7 June Shannon Interview Bombshells

1. June Claims Photo of Her and Mark McDaniel is Fake

June claimed the photo of her lying in bed with Mark McDaniel was Photoshopped by TMZ. She was unable to produce the original image that TMZ had allegedly edited.