If you watched Vanderpump Rules Season 3 Episode 14 then you know that world's sloppiest cheater Tom Schwartz got caught screwing around on Katie Maloney for the second time this season!
To his credit, Tom handles getting busted remarkably well. Both times that he was found out he immediately came clean, and despite some time spent sleeping on the couch, he was eventually able to make things right.
It might help that Katie Maloney motorboated a crotch and got away with it. After something like that, how mad can you really get about a couple drunken make-out sessions?
Yes, Tom and Katie have been through a lot in recent months, but amazingly, the couple who was once noteworthy only as Vanderpump's most boring couple, seems to have become stronger through adversity.
There are even rumors that Tom and Katie are finally engaged. She was spotted sporting a ring on that finger, but both parties have refused to confirm the news.
So while they're mum on the topic of taking their relationship to the next level (Saving that for a season finale surprise, perhaps?) Tousle-Haired Tom and Tequila Katie will speak openly about his infidelities, as evidenced by their recent Hollywood Life interview:
"There was no prior relationship, there was not relationship after," Tom explains. "I was drunk. It was still terrible, but what happened was pretty innocent."
"Pretty innocent" might be an overly generous description, but Katie seems to agree with Tom's assessment of the situation:
"Why I could get past it is, there wasn't a romantic relationship after," Katie says. "There were no emotions involved. It was a drunken, sloppy make-out. That's not a lot to get your panties in a twist over."
Sounds like these two might have a future together after all. That is, if they can keep Jax and Stassi from meddling in their affairs. Can we just ship those two off to Alaska for a spin-off where they work in a salmon hatchery or something?
Watch Vanderpump Rules online to relive all of the SUR staff's many infidelities.
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