Turns out, the New England Patriots and Tom Brady did not win Super Bowl XLIX.
Anna Kendrick and her Twitter account did.
The actress - who made an appearance herself during the game in the Pitch Perfect 2 Super Bowl trailer - ended up watching the big game alone in a hotel room.
And Kendrick's loss (of face-to-face social activity) was everyone else's gain.
First, Kendrick dissed the weird McDonald's commercial, that promises select patrons a free meal if they hugged their relatives and committed similar acts of kindness.
"Listen, for a free big Mac I could make up some nice shit about my mom too," Anna wrote.
From there, Kendrick's focused turned to the Katy Perry halftime show.
Specifically, to Katy Perry's boobs during her halftime show.
"Ok, no one is thrilled abt going in the 2nd half in a tie, but @katyperry is about to jump repeatedly in a small outfit. So we all have that," Kendrick wrote, clearly excited over the prospect of some cleavage.
The star then simply added "#Boobs" and continued gushing over Perry (after Tweeting that her "acid just kicked in).
"Go Katy, Go! #StillStaringAtTheTittiesTho," Kendrick's amazing stream of consciousness concluded.
We'd say we're surprised over Kendrick's openness and/or her affection for another star's private parts... but this is the same person who once told a magazine she masturbates to Ryan Gosling.
In related news, we positively adore Anna Kendrick.
