"Excuse me!" she continues, now addressing the reality star herself. "Every single photo shoot you go to, you don't got clothes on!"
It's sad, but mostly true.
And this is the really sad thing: someday, North West will be the one to run a simple Google search and come to this same realization about her mother.
We shudder to think of the therapy bills that will result from that discovery.
She said she loves me and she loves my butt and how she wants to be my lesbian lover. I mean, what do you say to that other than 'No thanks?' Actually, maybe I would do it for a million bucks.
I mean, I love the Bush and the Tush. Seriously, the Bush and the Tush, that was, like, iconic for me, I loved them. You can't do much better than that.
All the haters are just jealous, so they're trying to bring me down. I'm young, handsome, successful, wealthy. You could say I'm a role model – I’m the American dream!
I was waiting for this amazing experience where I could just do whatever I want, eat whatever I want, feel great... and it just hasn’t been that way.