Kim Kardashian has over 28 million Instagram followers. Whatever you think of that astounding figure, it makes her a popular figure by any measure.
And she has advice for anyone looking to match her popularity: Make a sex tape!!!
No, wait. That's not it. But she does get into her secrets to social media success ...
Kim Kardashian snaps a selfie while Kanye West lies in bed. Shhh... you don't wanna wake him.
Kim Kardashian mocks a recent tabloid cover in this Instagram photo. We must say: Well played!
Kim Kardashian has Tweeted a photo of herself in Scott Disick's chrome car. Note: it is not cheap.
Kim Kardashian has just finished a workout. So, naturally, she felt a need to post these selfies online.
Check out this bling on Kim Kardashian! Yes, those rings spell out the name of her daughter, North West.
This is pretty cute, no? Kim Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian and some pals horse around at Kim's Beverly Hills bridal shower.
Kim Kardashian embraces an attendee at her bridal shower in Beverly Hills. Looks like a fun time!
Totes adorbs! Kim Kardashian poses with Khloe Kardashian at the former's bridal shower.
Kanye West grabs a handful of Kim Kardashian buttocks in this sort of intimate photo. The latter posted it to Facebook.
Kim Kardashian poses here at her bridal shower. She's being all silly with some who attended the event.
This is rather adorable. Kim Kardashian posted a new photo of herself and North West in honor of Mother's Day.
Pictured in this Kim Kardashian Instagram photo: Kardashian, RiccardoTisci, Naomi Campbell, Cara Delevigne and KateBosworth
We're behind the scenes with Kim Kardashian prior to the 2014 MET Gala. She released this photo on Instagram.
Don't mess with Kim and Khloe Kardashian. They pose here with a friend prior to a mud run in April 2014.
Check out Kim Kardashian's waist in this selfie. Almost seems like an optical illusion, doesn't it?
Kim Kardashian would be hard pressed to look less natural than in this photo.
Kim hanging with Jonathan Cheban. She must have left her right arm back at the hotel.
OOPS! Note to Kim Kardashian: Elephants do not always like to have their picture taken.
North West meets Anna Wintour in this photo. Kim Kardashian posted it to Instagram.
We see you, Kim Kardashian! The reality star is sort of hiding here behind a wall of flowers.
Look at me and my butt! Kim Kardashian posted this gym selfie to Instagram.
Kim Kardashian greeted the world with this photo on Instagram one morning. She has a tough life, doesn't she?
Kim Kardashian is makeup-free in this selfie. And showing off a photo of her sister topless.
It's Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton! Remember when these two were best pals?!?
Kim Kardashian is touting a new product in this selfie. It's a waist corset thingy that continues to prove she is a HORRIBLE role model for young women.
What do you think of Kim Kardashian's new hairstyle? She's chopped a couple inches off.
Kim Kardashian smiling?!? That's something fans of the star don't see very often. At all.
Who needs to wear makeup? Not Kim Kardashian in this fresh-faced selfie!
Kim Kardashian wants your sympathy. She shared this photo on Instagram and then said she felt "insecure" alongside so many models.
Gotta keep that blonde hair blonde! Kim Kardashian gives us a look here at her latest dye job.
Speaking to The Hollywood Reporter, Kim has offered up five steps that will help you achieve Instagram greatness (prepare to roll your eyes, and HARD):
- BE SPONTANEOUS. I don't plan it out. If I'm feeling good about myself, and I like my outfit or hair and makeup or contouring, I will share it.
- DO IT YOURSELF. I don't have help. No one else runs my social media. It's whatever I feel like posting. From collages and screen grabs and cropping, it's a whole process.
- BE A SPY. I want to know what's going on in [my sisters'] lives. I can look on Instagram and be comforted in knowing where Kendall is. [Editor's Note: Kendall Jenner is likely just taking her clothes off somewhere, Kim.]
- DO NOT PEDDLE PRODUCTS. I try really hard not to promote products... I was obsessed with these waist shapers after I had a baby, so I would put those up... Some people post a couple times a day to promote their products, but I won't. [Editor's Note: LOL!!!!!!!!!!]
- USE YOUR OWN WORDS. I don't like it when people post quotes all the time.
Ouch! Some see that last point as a diss of sister Khloe Kardashian, who is always posting the words of others.
As recently as March 19, Khloe quoted poet R.M. Drake when sharing the following words of wisdom:
"Maybe we feel empty because we leave pieces of ourselves in everything we used to love."
Deep, deep thoughts. Much more so than some of these quotes at least ...
If labor's worse than this, I'll hang myself. I'll literally take a knife and slit my throat.
I could maybe hit it better if they were black balls. (Editor's Note: This is the best quote in the history of ever.)
I am Armenian, so of course I am obsessed with laser hair removal. - Kim Kardashian
He just seemed very firm about the change, and that's, like, his motto.
I'll have surgery at some point. I'll do my boobs for sure. I'll never do my butt. I mean, how would you sit down?
I don't like big balls on a dog.
I hate when women wear the wrong foundation color. It might be the worst thing on the planet when they wear their makeup too light. - Kim Kardashian
I buy myself a gift every year, so this year I bought everything I wanted.
You have a better looking vagina than I thought.
She said she loves me and she loves my butt and how she wants to be my lesbian lover. I mean, what do you say to that other than 'No thanks?' Actually, maybe I would do it for a million bucks.
I have a nipple obsession and personally love when women show their nipples; perhaps I was a member of a nudist colony in my last life.
Droopy balls? Buy briefs! A bra for your balls!
F-ck me with a dildo if that’s what you think!
Do you know why I call you Frankie? Because you remind me of a glimpse of Frankenstein.
Your hair is, like, shorter than a vagina's bush.
I'm Khloe. My sisters say I am a bitch.
I mean, I love the Bush and the Tush. Seriously, the Bush and the Tush, that was, like, iconic for me, I loved them. You can't do much better than that.
A lot of adults don’t think it's their place to interfere with kids. I interfere all the time.
Don't go into the ocean while on your period because a shark is going to attack you.
A girl never knows when she might need a couple of diamonds at ten in the morning.
Honey, anytime there's balls involved, it’s my kind of game.
Have you ever put food up your ass? A pickle would be good.
I remember one day I was kissing Mason and he spit up in my mouth, and I loved it.
I'm ready to shove a taco up her ass.
I'm such a bitch when I'm hungry. Like, stone cold biatch.
When you think of the debonair, ridiculously good looking guy, you think of me.
All the haters are just jealous, so they're trying to bring me down. I'm young, handsome, successful, wealthy. You could say I'm a role model – I’m the American dream!
I’m like a Lord of something. I just don't know what. I’m trying to figure it out …
I was waiting for this amazing experience where I could just do whatever I want, eat whatever I want, feel great... and it just hasn’t been that way.