Somehow, Farrah Abraham has a new boyfriend, and she didn't meet him at a strip club or on a porn set. Shocking, right?
Even weirder is the fact that Simon Saran seems to be a regular guy with a real job and no desire for reality fame.
Farrah was MIA from last night's Teen Mom: OG season premiere, but she's been making the media rounds to promote her eventual return to the show.
She spoke with People magazine this week and actually made far more sense than usual, so maybe this guy is a good influence who will help her turn her life around.
Or maybe he'll send her into an epic tailspin when he eventually dumps her. But hey, she's happy for now!
"I found a pretty awesome person," Farrah tells the magazine. "He's definitely an entrepreneur, a business man and a Christian person and everything I've always wanted.
"I'm really happy. He is so grown-up and doesn't question or act insecure about anything I do. Everything that I have gone through in the past couple years he has been okay with."
Everything?! Maybe this guy doesn't have cable.
Or maybe he's just happy that Farrah's botched lip injections got fixed, and they've agreed not to talk about her long history with every kind of sex work.
As always, you can watch Teen Mom online at TV Fanatic...but if your name happens to be Simon Saran, you should probably not watch a single second of it. Ever.
