Earlier this week, Patrick Schwarzenegger was caught cheating on Miley Cyrus when photos that appeared to show him hugging and doing body shots off of a bikini-clad young woman surfaced online.
Patrick swears he's not cheating, but based on the photographic evidence and the fact that the usually-outspoken Miley has been tight-lipped on the topic of Patrick lately, we're assuming the worst.
At first, little was known about Patrick's hookup partner, but details are slowly emerging.
Her name is Natalie, and it seems part of the reason Miley is pissed is that the two of them have hung out on several occasions.
In fact, Natalie was at the USC football game where Miley and Patrick hooked up for the first time. Sources say it appeared to be a double date, as Natalie was there with Patrick's best friend, whom she's apparently still dating.
So yeah, not only did Patrick (allegedly) hook up his best friend's girlfriend, the girl appears to have developed a relationship with Miley as well.
Patrick continues to maintain that his relationship with Natalie is purely platonic. He tweeted yesterday, "Girls have guy friends and guys have friends that are girls."
True...but people generally don't do body shots off of people in whom they have no sexual interest. Fact.
Image may be NSFW. Miley Cyrus is not pregnant. But she IS mocking pregnancy rumors via this awesome photo.
Image may be NSFW. Miley Cyrus is back to being weird on Instagram. We have no real words for this photo.
Image may be NSFW. Yup, this is a photo of Miley Cyrus peeing in the woods. We sort of wish she had not posted it on Instagram.
Image may be NSFW. Miley Cyrus has partied too hard. She's passed out in this Instagram picture.
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Image may be NSFW. Miley Cyrus has a pimple. But she also has a solution for how to make it look prettier.
Image may be NSFW. This is definitely not a cigarette. Miley Cyrus posted this photo to Instagram in September 2014.
Image may be NSFW. Miley Cyrus is rocking a rainbow wig for this Instagram photo. It's definitely a different look for the artist.
Image may be NSFW. Miley Cyrus has put her serious face on. She's staring down the camera for this Instagram picture.
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Image may be NSFW. Miley Cyrus is in a silly mood. She posted this fun photo to Instagram in late June 2014.
Image may be NSFW. Miley Cyrus is getting her hair done in this picture. What an ideal time for a selfie!
Image may be NSFW. One of Miley's werid Instagram posts. Actually, this is one of the more sane ones.
Image may be NSFW. Miley looks unsettlingly like the Joker here. Why so serious?
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Image may be NSFW. Just one of the many weird things Miley's posted to Instagram. This girl is smoking some strong stuff.
Image may be NSFW. We're not sure what Miley is trying to say with this photo. Is she just trying to tell us how high she is?
Image may be NSFW. No idea why Miley has lightning shooting from her mouth here. We're sure it seemed really deep when she made it.
Image may be NSFW. This is a different look for Miley Cyrus. She's bored between Bangerz tour dates.
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Image may be NSFW. Miley Cyrus apparently loves big butts. And it appears that she cannot lie.
Image may be NSFW. Miley Cyrus celebrates her 22nd birthday in this Instagram photo. It looks like she partied pretty hard in honor of the occasion.
Image may be NSFW. Miley Cyrus is brushing her teeth and not wearing any pants in this Instagram photo. For what reason? That's just how Miley Cyrus rolls.
Image may be NSFW. According to Miley Cyrus, this is the biggest blunt ever. She's very excited to smoke it on Instagram.
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Image may be NSFW. Take your vitamins, people! That's the message Miley Cyrus sends in this silly Instagram photo.
Image may be NSFW. Miley Cyrus pays tribute to Elvis Presley in this Instagram photo. The late singer would have been 80 years old in January 2014.
Image may be NSFW. Miley Cyrus and Patrick Schwarzenegger's child will look like this someday. We cannot wait for little Miley Jr. to arrive.
Image may be NSFW. Miley Cyrus didn't snap this bathroom selfie for no reason. She did it to mock a similar photo shared by Gigi Hadid and her sister.
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Image may be NSFW. Miley posted a photo of herself dressed like an elf on Instagram. Some believe the pic serves as evidence that she's had lip injections.
Image may be NSFW. Miley Cyrus posted this selfie to Instagram on Thanksgiving. She then sent the very best to her followers.
Image may be NSFW. Miley Cyrus takes a selfie dressed as a taco. Just anohter Tuesday for Ms. Cyrus.
