Yesterday, we reported that Teresa Giudice's first prison photos had sold to an unknown tabloid for over $100,000.
Today, if you glance at the latest issue of In Touch, you might think that rumor has been confirmed. The cover of the magazine features a makeup-free Teresa rocking Piper Chapman orange and standing in front of a prison building.
Teresa looks good, and we'd take it as a sign that she's adjusted to prison life and will come out okay on the other side.
Unfortunately, a close inspection of the pic reveals that it's a clumsy Photoshop job from a tabloid known for its very loose relationship with the truth.
Based on the cover image, we're gonna assume that the rest of the big reveals on the cover are BS, as well.
The last we heard, Joe and Teresa are not getting divorced, and we're sure she does think she's better than the other inmates, but we doubt even Teresa would be dumb enough to say so out loud.
Teresa has a long-standing relationship with In Touch, so it's possible the magazine will get the big house scoop at one point, but that doesn't appear to be the case with this issue.
In the meantime, we'll just have to assume she's living the same crappy lifestyle as every other inmate.
Teresa's situation is sad, to be sure, but if you find yourself feeling too much pity, just watch The Real Housewives of New Jersey online for a reminder of the extravagant lifestyle that led to Teresa's downfall.
The End.
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