Farrah Abraham is back with some of her more delusional quotes, and when you're talking about Farrah Abraham, you know that's saying something.

Fresh off live Tweeting the Teen Mom: OG reunion and insisting for the 200th time that she's not a porn star, Farrah gave an interview with Cosmo.

In it, she does not lack for self-confidence. That, or she's a much better actress than we thought after all that oh-facing and wailing in her non-porn.

The girl who once boasted that she dabbles in businessmen says that "no matter what I've been doing, I've been doing the best in it that I know of."

"What I'm saying by that is, if I'm developing novelty toys, I'm winning awards for them. If I'm writing books, I'm a New York Times bestseller."

"How do I do it all?" Abraham muses. "I don't know."

Neither do we, Farrah. Neither. Do. We.

Nice to see that the passage of time hasn't mellowed out that ego at all. Farrah, now a mature 24, is only getting more fascinating with age. Just ask her.

"You know what, that's the word … I have to agree with you. I'm just fascinating," Abraham says, after Cosmo threw out said word to describe her.

Clearly, she has a fairly high opinion of herself, and she's so impervious to the jealous haters, it's not like she's ever going to heed any criticism of her.

Why should she?! People are looking up to her! Apparently. She goes on:

View Slideshow: 27 Dumbest Farrah Abraham Quotes of All Time

"I don't really pay attention to much online. Listen, I was, like, the most popular girl growing up and I had women do the same thing to me then as now."

"And I overcame it ... I know other women are definitely looking up to me for that, wanting me to be in women's rights organizations and speak more about it."

"Growing up, I really admired Sandra Bullock and Jessica Alba."

"It just seemed like they were great women and they were strong. I just really like strong, nice, feminist, empowered women. I'm definitely a feminist."

Farrah Abraham, everybody. She is everything, and yet nothing at the same time - without the Man Upstairs, that is. She says He gets all the credit.

"I think God is my manager. God is my guide."

"Because within entertainment, I can’t control anyone, I can’t pay somebody enough. God really has helped me be the best person that I can be."

"Throughout all the difficult paths that I’ve had to deal with … for that, self-love is my number-one priority, and it really shines out to the world."

Does it ever, Farrah. Does. It. Ever.

View Slideshow: 29 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics

Earlier today, we reported that Anna Cardwell is suing her mother, June Shannon aka Mama June, for the money she earned on Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.

Anna and Mama June have been at odds for months.

Ever since Here Come's Honey Boo Boo was canceled due to Mama June’s scandalous relationship with a child molester, relations have been icy.

And now the family feud is intensifying.

Mama June is claiming the good old “direct deposit defense” against Anna’s claims that she owes her hundreds of thousands of dollars.

According to Mama June, Anna’s claims are “ridiculous.”  She argues that TLC deposited the money directly into Anna’s accounts.

She told TMZ that their most recent contract was drafted in September 2012 and that it states that one-third of the family’s $22,500 per episode was to be equally divided among the children.

The money was to be paid to them individually.  If that is true, then Mama June never had Anna’s money at all.  Is Anna lying???

Mama June also swears she wrote Anna a $15,400 check in December 2014 - a cut of the money the family received when the show was canceled.

Plus, according to Mama June’s recollection, she even paid Anna’s cell phone bill and other household expenses.

With this family, there is a guarantee for more information and bickering to come…

View Slideshow: Here Comes Honey Boo Boo and Family

It's only been two weeks since Chris Soules and Whitney Bischoff broke up, but it looks like Prince Farming has had no trouble moving on. 

And no, we're not talking about his alleged attempts to hook up with Becca Tilley. 

Instead of licking his wounds like so many disillusioned Bachelor fans who thought Chris and Whitney were in it for the long haul, Soules is seizing his window of opportunity and cashing in on his 15 minutes of fame with a new kind of TV gig.

Entertainment Weekly revealed today that Chris has joined the cast of Worst Cooks in America: Celebrity Edition. 

Yes, it seems Chris knows how to grow food, but not how to cook it.

So he'll join the D-list ranks of Jenni "JWoww" Farley, Jaleel "Don't Call Me Urkel" White and Kendra "No Nickname Needed" Wilkinson as they're put through a "culinary bootcamp" in hopes learning their way around a kitchen.

If you're a Soules fan, than you already know that Chris competed on Dancing With the Stars last season and seems to be in no rush to return to Iowa.

Considering one of his deal breaker requirements for his bride-to-be was a willingness to live a quiet life in the country, some of the ladies who were dismissed by Chris are no doubt questioning his sincerity in the wake of his sudden interest in TV stardom.

Worst Cooks in America: Celebrity Edition is already in production and will premiere this fall.

View Slideshow: Chris Soules Photos: The Bachelor 2015!

Miley Cyrus is putting her body on full display these days.

The artist recently strutted her sexy, svelte stuff in a revealing bikini photo on Instagram; only to later put that image to PG-rated shame by going many steps further on the cover of Paper Magazine.

Have you seen these Miley Cyrus nude pics?!?

Therefore, with so much evidence of Miley's body floating around the Internet, Life & Style has taken this opportunity to ask:

Does the singer have an eating disorder?

Actually, the tabloid isn't really asking. It's making the absurd claim that Miley does, indeed, have an eating disorder.

It writes that she has lost 36 pounds and that doctors are concerned because Cyrus is "risking her life."

What pushed her to the edge and beyond?

It's unclear (likely because she has not been pushed over any such edge), but Life & Style really wants you to wonder and then buy its latest issue. Don't give in, people.

Instead, read excerpts from this Miley interview and ask a different question: Did the superstar just out herself as a bisexual?

View Slideshow: 14 Shocking Miley Cyrus Moments

Demi Moore was a huge supporter of her daughter, Rumer Willis, while she competed on the hit competition show Dancing With the Stars.

Since winning the Mirrorball Trophy in a photo finish over Riker Lynch, life has been good for Demi and Bruce Willis' daughter.

Not so much for Demi in the last decade or so.

Sure, the 52-year-old Moore is a household name after she starred in classic 90s films such as Ghost, A Few Good Men, and Striptease.

But she hasn’t had a hit in a long time. This is just a fact. So could Dancing With the Stars be the answer to her comeback???

Maybe! According to Star, Demi Moore might be on Dancing With the Stars!!

Demi reportedly “thinks DWTS will reinvigorate her lagging career.”

The source claims Rumer isn’t super thrilled about it though: “Rumer doesn’t get why her mom, already an A-list star, needs to try to outshine her.”

According to the insider, Demi also wants to pair up with Val Chmerkovskiy, Rumer’s pro-dance partner from the show. That would be interesting.

This wouldn't be the first time Demi and Rumer mirrored each other.

Just two weeks ago, Rumer and Demi were photographed together showing an uncanny resemblance. Like mother like daughter...or vice versa.

View Slideshow: Dancing with the Stars Season 20 Finale Results, Performances

Melissa McCarthy has it all.  A buzzing career and beautiful family—and now a new clothing line!

There has been a lot of chatter lately about Melissa’s red carpet fashion.  She’s been turning heads as she’s donned her own sartorial creations featured from her new line Melissa McCarthy Seven7.

“I started this line because I wanted to know: Where are the normal clothes?” McCarthy tells People.

“This really is a selfish venture. I wanted to build a better closet for myself,” the star of Spy adds.

Her collection ranges for women of all sizes, 4 to 28, and target her personal fashion peeves.

She states, “I’ve worn every single piece. There are little jeans that are super stretchy and they come all the way up, because I just do not need to see anyone’s muffin top, and I do not need to see anyone bend over and be able to tell what color underwear they’re wearing anymore.”

Melissa notes that she has a thing for sleeves, so there will be plenty of shirts with sleeves to choose from:

“Yes, there are lots of sleeves here! Hallelujah! Do you know how many fights I’ve had about sleeves?” she asks.  “I was actually told once [by a manufacturer she’s not working with now], ‘Plus-size women do not want sleeves, in any capacity.’”

She adds, “‘I was like, ‘Are you crazy? That’s not accurate! I am plus-size, and I want them, I have friends who are size 26 and size 8 and they want a sleeve! Very few things [in Seven7] don’t have sleeves. My stuff has sleeves, my stuff has pockets, you can count on that.”

This isn’t a new venture for Melissa.  In fact, her interest in fashion stems farther back than her acting career. The Bridesmaids’ star was enrolled at New York’s Fashion Institute of Technology before dropping out to pursue a career in acting.

Most women know that fashion can often be frustrating as trends lend themselves toward women with bodies of a 12-year-old boy.

But Melissa knows it doesn’t have to be that way.  She states, “Clothing and fashion should be fun. You’re supposed to put it on and then have a little kick in your step that day!”

Her collection will be available at Lane Bryant, Macy’s, HSN, and her website in August.

In 2013, Melissa McCarthy appeared on the cover of Elle Magazine in a high fashion outfit she chose.

View Slideshow: Celebrity Fashion Secrets

There may be some debate over whether or not Caitlyn Jenner deserves an ESPY (Spoiler alert: She does), but like it or not, the former Olympian will take the stage to receive the Arthur Ashe Award for Courage at the annual ceremony next month.

Many of her family and friends will be on hand for support, but according to Radar Online, the always-devious Kris Jenner is hoping to take the opportunity to kill two birds with one stone by stealing the spotlight from Caitlyn and mending her relationship with son Rob at the same time. 

It sounds complex (Like we said, she's devious.), but Kris' plan is actually quite simple.

Sources say that after years of struggling with his weight, Rob Kardashian is well on his way to slimming down and Kris wants him to make his trim debut at the ESPYs.

Kris is a master of PR, of course, and she reportedly thinks it would be the perfect revenge for when Caitlyn stole the thunder from Kim's pregnancy announcement by making her debut on the cover of Vanity Fair the same day.

Unfortunately for Kris, Rob actually has a soul and a conscience and wants no part in the scheme.

“Rob thinks it’s twisted that his mom wants to use him to upstage Caitlyn’s big night.” says one insider.

Passing up an amazing photo op out of respect for a family member?! We're guessing Rob got disowned for that one.

View Slideshow: Caitlyn Jenner Photos: So Long, Bruce!

Ready for your first look at Ben Foster as Lance Armstrong?

The first trailer for The Program has hit the Internet, as this biopic tells the story of the “lie that shocked the world.”

It features Foster as Armstrong, the disgraced seven-time Tour de France champion and famous cancer survivor who denied (vehemently) for years that he used performance-enhancing drugs.

Until finally coming clean in 2013 via an interview with Oprah.

Chris O’Dowd takes on the role of journalist David Walsh, a skeptic about Armstrong from the very beginning who bellows at one point in the trailer:

"He meets the President, he gets more sponsors, more money, more fame... The man is cheat!"

The Program also stars Lee Pace, Jesse Plemons, Guillaume Canet and Dustin Hoffman. Check out the trailer now.

The picture of a police officer in Kansas acting as an especially good Samaritan has gone viral.

Featured below, the image was snapped in a mall in Overland Park last month.

It depicts Andy Black, a 27-year veteran of the force, feeding a baby whose mother just suffered a seizure.

Black was working his off-duty job when he got a call about a women who fell.

He rushed to the scene and saw the lady was “disoriented and shaking” while recovering from a seizure… yet still trying to pick up her daughter.

So Black, who has four kids and 14 grandchildren, asked if he could be of assistance.

"She let me have the baby with her bottle and the baby was crying and I gave her the bottle,” he said. “And somebody took a picture."

A local artist named Jilli Nel was standing nearby and took the photo.

“The two of them looked as if they were in their own world as she stared into his eyes and he just spoke to her while feeding,” she told ABC News.

“As a mother I felt the pull on my heart seeing such a beautiful moment and I asked him if I may take his photo.”

Black adds he and other first responders helped escort the woman to an ambulance; by that time, the baby’s grateful father had arrived to take the child.

"I think this touches the hearts of people," Black said, trying to comprehend why the photo has grown so popular. "It has gotten so big and I’m like, really, this is not a big deal."

Perhaps that helps explain exactly why it's so popular: Black simply did what came naturally, and that was to help his fellow human being.

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One of the biggest flops in the history of American beverages may be making its way back to your local supermarket.

And we couldn't be more excited!

Crystal Pepsi Commercial

Kevin Strahle, a YouTube user who went viral in 2013 for posting a video of him downing a 20-year old bottle of Crystal Pepsi, has been hard at work to get the drink back on shelves across the country.

He and other enthusiasts have signed a Change.org petition… created a Facebook page… emailed the soda company's CEO... and even put up billboards promoting their #BringBackCrystalPepsi campaign.

Might all this effort actually soon pay off?!?

This week, the group was rewarded with a letter from Pepsi, which Strahle tweeted on June 8 and which reads in part:

"Your love for Pepsi is clear - crystal clear. The passion you've shown for Crystal Pepsi is unmatched, and we love it!"

The message concluded: "We definitely hear you and your followers and we think you'll all be happy with what's in store."

Pepsi has since confirmed to NBC News that the letter is real, saying:

"We take customer feedback very seriously and we do think Crystal Pepsi fans will be happy with what we have planned."

Between this and Bud Light apologizing for sounding pro-rape, maybe beverage companies really do listen to their customers.

View Slideshow: 13 Totally Disgusting Food Items

In what sounds like a plot straight out of Empire, Terrence Howard claims his ex-wife tampered with a witness as part of a plot to shake him down.

Terrence's attorney, Brian Kramer, filed legal documents alleging extortion by Michelle Ghent, who he says tried to strong-arm his brother's wife.

So she wouldn't blow the lid on the alleged plot, that is.

According to the star's camp, Michelle told Yvonne Howard she was going to scare Terrence into paying her a bigger piece of his ... well, empire.

Threatening to go public with Terrence Howard nude pics, sexual trysts and other lurid details, Michelle has it out for him, Team Terrence says.

When she saw that Yvonne was on his witness list to tell a judge about the purported extortion, however, she went after Yvonne, and HARD.

Trying to dissuade her from taking the stand or being deposed, Yvonne also says Michelle urged her to hush up to the point of intimidation.

Terrence is trying to nix a settlement deal in which Michelle, to whom he was married for barely a year, gets a huge amount of his earnings.

You can watch Empire online to relive the epic first season, which was the highest-rated network show in years and earned him a huge raise.

One which Michelle is gunning for, extortion or not.

View Slideshow: 21 Most Shocking Hollywood Divorces

Holly Madison's new memoir, Down The Rabbit Hole: Curious Adventures and Cautionary Tales of a Former Playboy Bunny, is full of revelations.

Most notably, that its author and Hugh Hefner's former #1 girlfriend Holly Madison contemplated suicide while living her supposedly glamorous life.

She has some pretty harsh words for Kendra Wilkinson, too ...

Calling K-Dubs "the fakest person" she's ever met, Madison says she was "hurt and confused" by her cold behavior after The Girls Next Door ended.

Wilkinson, she says, leveraged her role on that show and in the mansion to score more reality TV deals, yet acted like she never knew Holly:

"For someone who was all of a sudden trying to act like she was better than Bridget and me, she sure wasn't above using us for publicity."

According to Holly, Kendra cut ties with both Madison and Bridget Marquardt immediately after their run on the reality show came to a close in 2009.

Holly admits she texted Kendra, calling her cowardly.

"WHO ARE YOU????" Wilkinson supposedly replied. "I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU! WE WERE NEVER FRIENDS. IT WAS ALL JUST WORK."

Holly, 35, said she and Kendra Wilkinson, 29, "haven't spoken since" that heated exchange, and good riddance: "I have to say, I don't miss her."

Burn. Madison writes in her book that she deleted Kendra's contact info from her phone in the wake of their fallout, so consider it OVER

She's no fan of top dog Hugh, either. Holly reflects that Hef "liked to play the main girlfriend off the youngest one, to create competition."

Amazingly, they all bought into it, too.

Holly laments that "there were always different political alliances with the girls" in the mansion, where she first set foot way back in 2001.

The only alliance she's forming these days is with her publisher, as it appears that no one is coming out of this Rabbit Hole unscathed.

View Slideshow: 19 Stars Who Have Posed in Playboy

As previously documented, it's downright adorable to watch a baby laugh over a dog eating popcorn.

Or to see a baby laugh over a dog barking.

But sometimes it takes even less for a precious kid video to go viral, such as when that kid is only wearing a diaper and that dog is a Husky and the two are getting along like two adorable peas in a pod.

With that in mind... we present this video!

(And for further proof that Huskies are awesome, we present this video!)

Kim Richards' drinking problem has been common knowledge for years, but thankfully, the troubled Housewife is finally seeking out the most intensive form of treatment available to her.

Granted, Kim had to get arrested for kicking a cop and basically alienate her entire family before she realized the severity of her problem, but the important thing is, she's finally getting the help she needs!

You may remember that Kim ditched rehab to go to her daughter's wedding last month, and proceeded to get so drunk at the reception that the bride is no longer speaking with her mother. 

That's not the kind of behavior that's gonna help Kim's chances in her upcoming trial, so in a last-ditch effort to convince the judge she's on the path to self-improvement, she has reportedly signed up for the Navy SEAL boot camp version of rehab.

“Kim entered inpatient treatment late Wednesday night,” a source close to Kim tells Radar Online. “It’s a program that last up to two years!” 

The timing was no accident. The first preliminary hearing in Kim's court case was held this morning. Kim did not attend, and instead, her lawyers explained the nature of her new, long-term treatment program to the judge.

It was previously reported that Kim moved out of her house and put her things in storage in preparation for lengthy period of in-patient treatment, but apparently, even her closest family and friends didn't realize she was planning to check in for at least a year.

We guess it's safe to say she won't be appearing on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills next season.

View Slideshow: 18 Reality Stars Who Need to Check into Rehab

Justin Bieber Naked Alert! Justin Bieber Naked Alert!!

Sort of.

Miley Cyrus has gone ahead and played with Photoshop once again, this time replacing her face on the latest raunchy cover of Paper Magazine with that of a certain fellow young singer.

"#breaktheinternet #fuckyeahJBwPigPig @papermagazine @justinbieber @benjamjones @paolakudacki @twinkleswinkle #pigpig," Cyrus wrote as a confusing caption.

Miley has long been a fan of Photoshop.

Back in January, she replaced Kim Kardashian's face on the cover of Love Magazine with her own.

Back in November, she placed her baby face over Kim's naked body.

And back in September, she superimposed her own baby face on X-rated images of herself (below).

Why does Miley do these things? Why ask why?!? Let's just appreciate Miley Cyrus for the unique individual that she is.

View Slideshow: Miley Cyrus Baby Face Memes

"I am literally open to every single thing that is consenting and doesn't involve an animal and everyone is of age," she tells Paper.

"Everything that's legal, I'm down with.

"Yo, I'm down with any adult - anyone over the age of 18 who is down to love me. I don't relate to being boy or girl and I don't have to have my partner relate to boy or girl."

As long as they're cool with some crazy weird $hit on Instagram, they are all good in Miley's eyes.

Yesterday, it was rumored that Derick Dillard had been fired from his job as a tax accountant at Wal Mart.

Radar Online confirmed that Derick was no longer with the company, and as the 26-year-old is newly married and just became a father, it was widely assumed that he did not leave the job of his own accord.

Some went so far as to speculate that Derick was fired (or was forced to resign) as a result of the fallout from the Josh Duggar molestation scandal. 

Yesterday, the retail giant would offer no information regarding the end of Derick's tenure. Today, they issued a brief, vague statement, confirming that he did indeed quit.

From the sound of things, however, it seems that Josh's superiors may not even know why he left:

“Mr. Dillard did leave the company on his own, made that decision,” said a Wal-Mart spokesperson in a statement issued this morning.

Some fans have speculated that Derick and Jill might be planning to leave the country for missionary work, though that would certainly be an odd choice for new parents.

Others have suggested that Derick may be preparing for a starring role the long-rumored Duggar sisters spinoff series. 

Whatever the case, it's clear that Josh's highly-publicized misdeeds aren't the only source of upheaval in this once-stable family of twenty-one.

View Slideshow: Jill Duggar and Derick Dillard Photos!

We kinda thought that after her older brother made a graphic sexual joke about her on Instagram, Kylie Jenner may be feeling a bit overexposed and might decide to lay low for a couple days.

We kid. You don't get to 26 million followers by being shy:

What we have here is Kylie in her underwear. It's certainly nothing that we haven't seen before, but this time it looks as though she's rocking a pair of men's boxer briefs.

Does this mean Kylie is planning on covering up more as she approaches the ripe old age of 18. Maybe it's her way of saying Tyga has been sleeping over at her new $2.7 million dollar mansion.

Yes, Kylie Jenner bought a $2.7 million mansion. And she's 17. And she spends her weekdays prancing around the house in someone else's underwear and snapping selfies in the mirror.

These are all well-known facts, but we feel it's important to remind you of them sometimes, so that you never forget about the ridiculousness of the world in which we live.

Of course, we're not hating on Kylie. We're told she works hard (by Kardashian-Jenner standards), and there are certainly worse people who have inherited insane amounts of cash. (We're looking at you, Conrad Hilton!)

Besides, after that stunt her brother pulled earlier, it's hard not to feel for the girl. Seriously, Brody, WTF were you thinking?!

View Slideshow: 49 Wildly Inappropriate Photos of Kylie Jenner

Prince William and Kate Middleton are packing up lil' Prince George and Princess Charlotte and moving to America this summer - specifically, the Hamptons!

At least if you believe this hilarious nonsense ...

Oh yes. The regal parents of two are said to be “renting a massive Hamptons Estate" and are scheduled to arrive here in the U.S. of A. come July.

The cover goes on to say that the family will be living next door to Steven Spielberg and Paul McCartney, and Kate just knows “that they will love it.”

They probably would ... but seriously, OK!?

Considering that they are, well, royalty, and their family and friends literally own private islands, the rumored Hamptons trip is pretty LOL-tastic.

The tabloid source even acknowledges:

"They've always wanted to have a home somewhere abroad, and have considered everything from Australia to small European islands.”

So they settled on ... Long Island?!

At least this part of the story is believable: “The Queen is not happy at all and that’s putting it mildly. She has all but forbidden this move."

All but forbidden? Call us crazy, but as one of the longest-reigning monarchs in the history of human civilization, she'd likely just forbid it.

In any case, Elizabeth II feels this is a pretty "low-class" idea, not to mention one in which they'd look like "traitors" to their UK subjects.

You know it! Because #MURICA.

Bottom line: This is an awesome article, which at least represents a departure from the normal Middleton fighting with the royal family fare.

Too bad this is bogus, really.

Kate Middleton bikini photos are a thing of beauty, and to bring them across the Atlantic would be a royal marvel worth bowing down to.

View Slideshow: 21 Royally Hot Kate Middleton Bikini Photos