Lady Gaga would like everyone to know that she is not Kim Kardashian.

She is not expecting a child any time soon.

With Lady Gaga pregnant rumors making the Internet rounds all month long, the singer made a point of shooting down the chatter last night during her concert with Tony Bennett at the Hollywood Bowl.

"I'm getting a little older and many people think I’m pregnant,” Lady Gaga told the crowd, adding: "I tell them, ‘I’m just almost f-cking 30."

Yes, Lady Gaga just said that being almost 30 qualifies one as "old."

Excuse us while we go drown ourselves in laundry detergent...

Referring to her iconic duet partner, Gaga then admitted she’s put on a few extra pounds.

"Tony’s taught me [that] you can live your life and feel the same every single day forever," she said. "Me on the other hand, I’m having a more difficult time with things."

The star then proceeded to grab her thigh and quip: "A little more here and there."

Gaga, of course, is engaged to Taylor Kinney, about whom she gushed during this same concert.

"Every little bit I get with him, even though it’s not a lot, means so much," she said in reference to a recent attempt to Skype with her fiance.

View Slideshow: Lady Gaga Weight Gain Photos: Slightly Heavier, Hotter Than Ever!

As dogs get older, they gain more intelligence.

Some even learn how to use a trampoline!

But puppies have a long way to go until they reach any such milestone. For most young canines, it can be difficult enough to simply hop up on a sofa.

Heck, it can be downright impossible, as proven by this precious video.

Someone (awesome!) on the Internet has compiled three minutes worth of footage that is nothing but puppies trying very hard to leap up on a couch.

And failing every... single... time.

Think it's cute to see a puppy react to his own reflection? It is! But so is this video.

The members of graduating class of Kahuku High School in Hawaii are certainly going places in life, if this dance routine is any indication.

You gotta see it to appreciate it, but in the interest of a brief preview, they put together a song and dance routine to a medley of songs.

Mark Ronson's "Uptown Funk," Miley Cyrus' "Wrecking Ball" and the Jackson 5's "I Want You Back" are among the hit tracks featured.

Performing a graduation dance is reportedly a tradition at this particular high school, but we have to imagine they raised the bar with this.

Yesterday Caitlyn Jenner came around and revealed her many kinds of awesomeness by being brave, looking fabulous and exposing Kris Jenner as a lying harpy. 

Short of Justin Bieber co-starring in a sex tape with Jennifer Lawrence, we didn't think anything could overshadow the news of Kim Kardashian's second pregnancy, but Caitlyn's worldwide coming out party managed to do just that.

Kim's been remarkably gracious about getting one-upped and even posted shout-outs to Caitlyn on her social media pages.

Of course, that doesn't mean she's not focused on reclaiming her spot as the family's number one trending topic:

Yes, those are Kim's nipples. We suppose it's pretty tame by Kim standards, but we have to enjoy all the Kim semi-nudity that's available to us these days, as she might soon be packing up the T&A for the remainder of her pregnancy.

Back when Kim's nude photos were published in Paper magazine, there were rumors that they were the last we'd be seeing of naked Kim until after her next pregnancy.

Thankfully, that turned out not to be true, but this time who knows?!

It looks like they're even letting the Instagram nipple policy slide for this special occasion. And we thank them for that.

Jeez, is anyone else tearing up a bit? Look, we might get a pregnant nude photo spread at some point, but generally Kim only takes her clothes when she's at her most svelte, so we wouldn't count on it.

It pains us to say this...but, see ya in 2016, Kim's nips!

View Slideshow: Kim Kardashian: Nude on Twitter

FKA Twigs is not pregnant with Robert Pattinson's baby.

But the eccentric singer is engaged Robert Pattinson, telling the latest issue of Complex that she is happily in an "amazing relationship."

The artist actually did not get to break this exciting news herself to the world, as T-Pain let the bombshell accidentally drop during an interview.

Did that bother FKA Twigs?

"It's fine, I'm a pretty chill person, do you know what I mean?"

But the star has seen that chill persona tested over the past several months, as she's been on the receiving end of racist social media attacks, many of which have been attributed to Pattinson's supporters.

"It is pretty horrible," she tells Complex. "But ultimately, I'm in an amazing relationship. So it doesn't matter."

Overall, FKA Twigs doesn't love life in the spotlight. But you'll never really hear her complain.

"I haven't had an easy life at all, but everything seems to be working out.

"I'm so grateful for that, because at times, especially when I was a teenager, I just couldn't see how things could ever get better, or how I'd ever be able to do this. I don't know what I thought I'd be doing.

"I'd always worked hard at music and at dancing, but I never thought I'd get the opportunity to be doing this, and have the belief of people to give me a budget to make a video...These things are incredible."

And so if her fiance:

View Slideshow: 29 HAWT Photos of Robert Pattinson

Geraldo Rivera has become the latest celebrity to make an off-color comment about Caitlyn Jenner.

The idiotic talk show host responded to Bruce Jenner's gender transformation - which was finalized yesterday via the debut of Caitlyn Jenner on a cover of Vanity Fair - by comparing the reality star to Kim Kardashian's ex-husband.

Tweeted Rivera:

"2 words of warning to those defending the sincerity & selfless sacrifice of Bruce Caitlyn Jenner’s dramatic transformation: Kris Humphries."

Rivera, of course, is claiming that Jenner has simply become a woman due to a desire for fame and fortune, the same reasons many believe Humphries married Kardashian.

Nevermind, of course, that Jenner's transformation has been decades in the making and that he already has fame and fortune.

And nevermind that Rivera is addressing pretty much everyone in the known universe when referencing "those defending" Caitlyn Jenner.

Well... almost everyone.

Drake Bell also came under fire yesterday for a Tweet in which he told Bruce he would not call him by the name Caitlyn.

So congratulations, Geraldo Rivera. You are now in the same class as former Nickelodeon star Drake Bell. You're really doing well for yourself.

For those who don't suck like Geraldo, follow this link for a look at 29 photos that depict the transformation of Bruce into Caitlyn Jenner.

View Slideshow: Caitlyn Jenner Photos: So Long, Bruce!

Note to haters: you really do not want to mess with a pregnant woman.

Kim Kardashian is making that abundantly clear.

A day after announcing she's pregnant with her second child, Kardashian jumped on Twitter this afternoon to positively GO OFF on those who don't believe she's actually pregnant.

Apparently they've bought the rumor that Kim and Kanye West would be using a surrogate... and they're still buying it.

"Can’t wait til my website is active!" Kim wrote. "I’m gonna do live video streaming so every time someone talks shit I can go blast the f*ck outta them."

Kim concluded her fun rant with: "Pregnant KiKi does not play!!!! *BLOOP!*

Not only is Kim pregnant and hormonal, but she told reporters on the red carpet of the 2015 CFDA Fashion Awards last night that she feels like crap these days.

"To be honest, I’ve had really bad morning sickness, day sickness, night sickness - I can barley get out of bed," Kardashian confessed.

Kardashian just completed her first trimester and is due some time in December.

We send her and Kanye our very best and we hope to see more of fun, Pregnant Kiki blasting away at critics over the next six months.

View Slideshow: 22 Photos of Kim Kardashian Actually Wearing Clothes

The ongoing saga of Kim Richards has taken her back to rehab.

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star was arrested in April at the Beverly Hills Hotel and charged with public intoxication, among other crimes, for locking herself in a bathroom and allegedly kicking a police officer.

She then went on Dr. Phil and choked back tears, telling the host:

"Living through a season on a show, sometimes it's hard to just get through it. The fans are really hard on me."

Richards then checked into a rehab facility... only to leave in order to attend her daughter's wedding in Mexico... at which she got wasted.

In response to the reality star's latest shenanigans, sister Kyle Richards has reportedly cut off contact with Kim in an attempt to use tough love as a means to force a wake up call.

And perhaps it has finally worked.

"She's doing ok, a lot better than she had been," an insider tells E! News of the Bravo cast member.

Let's hope this visit to rehab sticks and that Kim Richards soon finds her way to prosperity and health.

View Slideshow: 19 Celebrities Who Have Been to Rehab

You've seen the Entourage trailer.

Now feast your eyes on the Entourage honest trailer.

Oh, yes, the geniuses at Screen Junkies have laid into the upcoming movie before it even comes out, comparing Entourage to Sex and the City and saying it’s all about “boobs, butts, babes, bros, brunch, bongs and no black people.

Seriously, there are no black people in this version of Los Angeles.

Elsewhere, Ari is described as a sexist, racist, homophobe; while Vince is derided as having no talent and even less charisma.

"In a business where every actor's career is a roller coaster of highs and lows," the narrator says of the series, "follow Vinnie and the boys on a consequence-free journey from highs to even higher highs."

Well that was fast.

Just six weeks after Nicki Minaj and Meek Mill got engaged, the hip hop power couple has apparently called it quits. Or at least that's what fans have been led to believe...

It all started when Nicki posted the photo on the left with a caption reading, "Thank God ya blew it!!! Thank God I dodged a bullet!!!"

The salute seems to support the theory that she's kicking someone to the curb and who else could it be but Meek?

Mr. Mill even posted a pic captioned, "Even bosses got feelings ya know?" that only bolstered the rumors of Nicki and Meek being dunzo.

Neither party has confirmed or denied the rumors, but then Nicki and Meek have always been an insanely private couple. 

In fact, were it not for the possible Nicki engagement ring photos on their Instagram pages, we wouldn't even have known these two were engaged!

They never even made an official announcement and now it looks they've called it off. Hey, at least they're efficient.

If you're counting the very brief Nicki-Safaree Samuels engagement, this is the second time Nicki accepted a proposal and called things off in the past year.

We'd day she's in it for the bling, but we're guessing she bought her own ring in both cases.

View Slideshow: 19 Nicki Minaj Fun Facts!

Mike Huckabee is a staunch supporter of Josh Duggar.

Caitlyn Jenner, however?

Let's just say the woman formerly known as Bruce Jenner should not be making any dinner reservations for herself and the 2016 Presidential candidate.

In the wake of Caitlyn Jenner revealing herself in Vanity Fair, comments Huckabee made this year at the 2015 National Religious Broadcasters Convention in Nashville have gone viral.

According to Huckabee, the nation is "under threat" because one's seven-year-old daughter can now "go into the restroom [and] cannot be offended and you can’t be offended if she’s greeted there by a 42-year-old man who feels more like a woman than he does a man."

Huckabee then mocked anyone who sees him or herself as transgender by joking as follows:

"I wish that someone told me that when I was in high school that I could have felt like a woman when it came time to take showers...

"I’m pretty sure that I would have found my feminine side and said, ‘Coach, I think I’d rather shower with the girls today.'"

"You’re laughing because it sounds so ridiculous, doesn’t it?"

Yes, Mr. Huckabee. That definitely sounds so ridiculous. But we aren't laughing.

Jennifer Lawrence has given movie fans their first look at The Hunger Games Mockingjay - Part 2.

Posted to Facebook, the image features Lawrence in her beloved role of Katniss Everdeen, along with Liam Hemsworth as Gale, Sam Claflin as Finnick, and Evan Ross as Messalla.

Lawrence simply wrote “6.9.15 #MockingjayPart2 #Unite,” as a caption, prompting many to wonder what makes June 9 a significant date.

Our best guess?

That's when the first trailer for The Hunger Games Mockingjay - Part 2 will drop. And we can't wait!

The final installment in this franchise, the film will find Katniss and company finally storming The Capitol, with all the world anxious to see what happens when she finally confronts President Snow.

Look for the blockbuster to be released on November 20, 2015.

View Slideshow: 14 Reasons Why We Love Jennifer Lawrence

Kaitlyn Bristowe isn’t known for being quiet.

In fact, sometimes I find her confrontational personality slightly contrived and annoying.

But I have to hand it to The Bachelorette star for standing up for herself and challenging recent criticism over her choice to have sex with a contestant.

She is speaking up about the slut-shaming she received after a trailer following a recent episode of The Bachelorette showed some surprising material.

Kaitlyn hooked up with a contestant on The Bachelorette.  Some people were offended by her behavior and have punished her with slut-shaming commentary.

“I knew people were going to get mad at me for kissing,” she says.

She added, “I definitely have tough skin, but when people are calling you names like a slut, it hurts. It’s been really hard.”

It’s probably safe to say that had she not had sex with the contestant, she would have been criticized for being boring, conservative, or uptight.

Like many women who live in the real world of 2015, Kaitlyn is struggling to understand why people are so concerned what she does with her own body.

“It’s 2015,” she said. “How is this still an issue where if a woman [has sex], it’s wrong, and if a man does, it’s right? 

“To me, it wasn’t some crazy negative thing I was doing,” she said about having sex during the show.

“If somebody was friends with somebody and they knew that they had sex in a relationship, they wouldn’t go on social media and start slut-shaming them,” she continued.

Although Kaitlyn claims to regret the timing of her hookup, she defends her decision to express herself sexually.

“If people [have sex] on dates, why is it so wrong to do it when I’m looking for a husband? That’s a decision I made. And I don’t think we should be judging each other for it.”

I feel ya, Kaitlyn.  You gotta test the car before you buy it.

After Kaitlyn received criticism, Bachelor alums came to her defense, stating critics should leave her alone.

Welcome to 2015, people.  Women have sex.  Women like sex.  Get over it.

View Slideshow: Kaitlyn Bristowe: The Bachelorette 2015!

It's been a week full of ups and downs for the world's most divisive (and possibly only) white, female, Australian rapper.

Over the weekend, Iggy Azalea canceled her US tour, allegedly because of low ticket sales. 

Just days later, however, Nick Young proposed to Iggy with a cartoonishly massive engagement ring, proving to the world that someone is still willing out to shell out money for the I-G-G-Y.

Today, the roller coaster continues as Iggy got a chance to offer a lame explanation for why her tour got canceled (which we guess is good), and had an entire US city tell her to keep her sizable ass at home (which is almost always bad):

First, the tour. Apparently, the cancelation has everything to do with Iggy's need for a little vacay...and nothing to do with the fact that she'd sold out just half of the Staples Center over three months after tickets went on sale.

"Mentally, to be honest with you, I just feel I deserve a break. I've been going non-stop for the past two years, nearly every single day," Iggy said in a recent interview.

"I need a break to figure out what I want my sound to progress to, and I need a break to figure out how I want my visuals to progress."

Yes, Iggy is taking some time off in order to become the sort of rapper who's worthy of a nationwide arena tour. So we guess she'll be coming to your town sometime in late 2047!

Moving on, several equal rights groups in Pittsburgh have declared that they will not participate in the city's annual gay pride festival unless organizers remove Ms. Azalea as headliner.

Iggy's history of sending racist and homophobic tweets makes her not the best candidate for an event celebrating the LGBT community. Go figure!

"Our board voted last week to not march in the Pittsburgh Pride parade, due to the insensitive choice of Iggy Azalea as headliner," reads a statement issued by a Pittsburgh-based LGBT advocacy group.

So it turns out, no one wants to see Iggy, and the reasons vary widely from person to person. You might wanna take some time to think thing through, Nick Young.

View Slideshow: 11 Odd Iggy Azalea Facts!

Must we go add Selena Gomez and Kylie Jenner to our list ever-growing list of celebrities who have gone to rehab?

Yes, if you choose to believe the latest issue of Life & Style for some reason.

The front of this tabloid screams that Kylie and Selena, both young hot Hollywood celebrities, have REHAB BOMBSHELLS to share.

The former, apparently, is off to receive help due to a "stunning" albeit unspecified "betrayal" by her half-sister Kim Kardashian.

Gomez, meanwhile, supposedly relapsed "after drinking to cope with her pain." Pain over what or pain over whom, you may be asking?

We assume this is a reference to on-off-on-off-on-off lover Justin Bieber, though we're trying very hard not to think too much about it.

Considering the story is entirely fake and everything.

This would be an especially rough time for Jenner to be pregnant, too. You know, given everything else going on in her life these days.

We don't mean Caitlyn Jenner's coming out party, either. Have you guys heard that Kylie is pregnant with Scott Disick's baby? Yikes!

Can you imagine The Lord raising that child alone if Kylie had to go away for awhile? Exactly. Seriously, no one needs to see that.

As for reality stars who actually need rehab ...

View Slideshow: 18 Reality Stars Who Need to Check into Rehab

Earlier this week, a bizarre green screen video that featured Shia LaBeouf screaming at us about following our dreams made us wonder if artsy celebrity nonsense could possibly get any weirder.

Fortunately, James Franco answered that question by posting a 30-second clip in which he screams at us about the importance of pooping in toilets.

No, really. Check it out if you don't believe us.

In fairness, Franco's clip is supposed to be funny, whereas LaBeouf's is supposed to be...motivational? Inspirational? Rat tail-y? We're not really sure, but this one is better.

It may seem strange that Franco took the time to make and post a video about where and when to drop your deuce, but it actually makes perfect sense.

After all, anyone who loves McDonald's as much as James Franco probably spends a lot of time thinking about pooping. 

It is normal for teenagers to question sex and intimacy.  But some sh*t is just weird.

Six high school students from Grand Forks, South Dakota, were suspended after allegedly engaging in sexual relations with a sandwich and a bottle of Gatorade.

On May 23, the students, who are members of the Grand Forks Central High School JV baseball team, were on a bus riding home from the final game of the season.

And then it happened. Some of the students reportedly put “bodily fluids” onto a chicken sandwich and into a bottle of Gatorade.

Then, they dared the other boys to eat and drink it.

Valley News Live received pics of the sandwich, but they refrained from releasing the photo.

Because students will be students and talk about everything, news of the defiled food circulated social media.  And it quickly got back to school officials.

Associate Principal Jon Strandell said that six players on the bus were suspended. Citing privacy concern, he would not confirm whether sex with a sandwich actually happened. 

The school’s principal, Buck Kasowski also refused to confirm details of the incident.  However, he did tell the Grand Forks Herald that no students were forced to consume the sandwich and Gatorade.

"Students make mistakes all of the time. And when they make mistakes, there are consequences," he said.  "When the consequences are done, we move on. That's what schools do.”

Kasowski said the supervising coach won’t return because his contract expired at the end of the season.  But he isn’t blaming the coach.

"Coaches have high standards for student athletes," Kasowski stated. ”This will remind coaches to be vigilant in their supervision. We're not blaming the coach. This wasn't the coach's fault.”

At this time, there is no criminal investigation because the students consumed the food on their own will.  

However, police made it clear that if videos or photos of the incident are circulated, child porn charges could be filed.

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Sometimes, cats just want to have the time of their lives by frolicking around from box to box.

Other times, they are just like you and me: they want some peace and quiet.

This video features a feline who needs a break from his fellow pet, as described in the description that accompanies the footage on YouTube:

"My new foster cat is a bit of a weirdo," writes user TheFurMonsters. "He locks himself in the closet, much to Sun (corgi) & Schrödinger's (siamese) amazement."

Check out the funny video now and then take a look at these cats yawing in unison.

As depicted in the first Teen Mom 2 trailer, Leah Messer is... well... a mess these days.

In the footage, released this week by MTV, viewers see Corey Simms confront the mother of his five-year old twins about a “problem,” clearly referring to Messer’s drug use.

We later witness an out-of-it Leah seemingly nod off in front of the camera.

"I’ve been accused of being an unfit mom and abusing drugs,” Messer admits in the promo.

And although Leah is NOT admitting that today, insiders have confirmed to Us Weekly that Leah has entered a 30-day rehab program - for stress and depression.

This jibes with an earlier report that Messer had agreed to seek professional assistance, though that report cited drug use as the basis.

With Simms having recently sought full custody of the kids he shares with Messer, it’s very possible she made this decision in order to appease the court.

The Teen Mom 2 star has been going through an awful lot of late.

After three years of marriage, Leah and husband Jeremy Calvert - with whom she has a daughter named Addie - are headed for a divorce, multiple outlets have confirmed.

Tune in to the Teen Mom 2 premiere on Thursday, July 9 at at 10/9c on MTV to see a lot more from Messer and company.

View Slideshow: Leah Messer Photos: Through the Years