As it turns out, the upcoming Full House spinoff won't exactly include a FULL house.

Following weeks of questions over whether or not Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen will reprise their role as Michelle on the Netflix series, executive producer Robert L. Boyett revealed the answer yesterday to The Hollywood Reporter:

No, they will not.

Boyett said he still considers the Olsen Twins - who claimed last month they knew nothing about the Full House reboot until after it was announced - to be "family."

But he respects their decision to focus on "various business endeavors" over appearing on Fuller House.

John Stamos feels the same way, yet is very sad over this development.

The actor will serve as a producer on the series, while appearing occasionally as Uncle Jesse.

After learning the Olsens were officially out, he Tweeted in response:

"#heartbroken. I understand they’re in a different place and I wish them the best. I promise you will not be dissapointed with our reunion and spin off!!"

Fuller House will center on Candace Cameron Bure as an adult version of DJ Tanner, left to raise her children with her sister and her best friend after her husband passes away.

Its first season will be comprised of 13 episodes on Netflix.

"This is not a money gig for any of us – quite the opposite – we want to give the fans what they deserve for supporting us for so many years,” Stamos added on Facebook, sounding a tad bitter toward the famous twins.

“We all just want to have fun – do it in a classy way on netflix and have a good time. Sad that a few don’t share the rest of the cast’s opinion – I can only wish them the best."

A previous report claimed that the Full House cast hates The Olsen Twins.

View Slideshow: Full House Cast: Then and Now

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo star June Shannon wants her show gracing your TVs again, and says she plans to sue the pants off TLC if it's not.

The simple reason: June says TLC treated her more harshly than the Duggar family in the wake of the shows' respective child molester scandals.

Because obviously, two of the network's top-rated, popular programs featured high profile scandals involving child molesters within the past year.

Absurd as this seems, apparently Shannon is serious. Her attorney gave the network her official legal demand, claiming her rights were violated.

If you recall, TLC pulled Here Comes Honey Boo Boo just a few hours after a photo of June with convicted child molester Mark McDaniel surfaced.

McDaniel did hard time in prison for child molestation, one of his victims was June's daughter, and he reportedly dated June. Not cringe-worthy at all.

Still, June believes the Josh Duggar molestation scandal - he was accused and investigated for abusing five underage girls as a teen - was far worse.

With fewer consequences, to boot.

Josh's alleged victims included his own sisters and 19 Kids and Counting co-stars, making the situation all the more appalling for everyone involved.

Shannon is just furious, though.

View Slideshow: Josh and Anna Duggar Photos: Through the Years

June wanted and needed the money from Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, and suffice it to say, she was not happy when TLC pulled the plug last year.

She says her whole family is willing to work for the same terms as before and they are all on board as soon as the network green lights the show again.

Her attorney says if he doesn't receive a response within the next week he will take TLC to court and believes June can earn a $1 million judgment.

Of course, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo had already been on the decline, whereas 19 Kids and Counting is the network's flagship show at this point.

From a business standpoint, it's not shocking that execs wouldn't reach the decision to cancel 19 Kids and Counting and/or fire Josh Duggar lightly.

We don't think June has a case, but it'll be fascinating to see if TLC tries to run damage control and somehow shoehorn the Duggars back on the air.

View Slideshow: 21 Biggest Duggar Family Scandals

As The Bachelorette spoilers predicted weeks ago, Kaitlyn Bristowe bested her co-Bachelorette Britt Nilsson to keep the job after the guys' vote.

As the spoilers also told us ... Nick Viall is back for another shot at love/15 minutes of fame after his failed pursuit of Andi Dorfman last season.

How does Kaitlyn's journey end, however? You will be very surprised ...

View Slideshow: Kaitlyn Bristowe: The Bachelorette 2015!

Thanks to the Terrible TV Soothsayer, the Oracle of Bachelorette Spoilers, Reality Steve, we most likely know how the entire saga plays out.

And it's going to be pretty wild. Almost literally unprecedented.

Yes, The Bachelorette spoilers have been wrong before, and yes, there are plenty of twists not even Steve can see coming. But he knows his stuff.

He's not in the business of being wrong, and we don't suspect he is here. So with that grain of salt, let's get into what his spoilers say we can expect.

After the guys eliminated Britt, Brady Toops eliminated himself, Chris Harrison eliminated Ryan McDill and Kaitlyn eliminated a handful of others ...

Here's who's left heading into the second week:

1. Ben Zorn
2. Daniel Finney
3. Kupah James
4. Ben Higgins
5. Corey Stansell
6. Tanner Tolbert
7. Jared Haibon
8. Justin Reich
9. Clint Arlis
10. Shawn Booth
11. Cory Shivar
12. Ryan Beckett
13. Ian Thomson
14. Tony Harris
15. JJ Lane
16. Chris Strandburg
17. Jonathan Holloway
18. Joshua Albers
19. Joe Bailey

Well, May 25 will be the end of the road for Daniel Finney and Cory Shivar at the rose ceremony, with Kupah James eliminated beforehand.

With that said, let's break down all of the future episodes ...

Episode 3: June 1 (16 guys down to 14)

Eliminations: Tony and Clint, both pre-rose ceremony.

Episode 4: June 8 (14 guys down to 11, plus 1)

At some point on this episode, Kaitlyn told the guys that a guy from a previous season came up to her during a group date and asked to be on the show.

That guy, obviously, was Nick Viall.

Last season's runner-up, who was crushing on Kaitlyn for awhile beforehand, wants in. The guys were against the idea of Nick Viall returning. Shocker.

View Slideshow: The Bachelorette Season 11 Cast!

Nevertheless, she met with Nick and they made out. He joined the cast from that point on and became one of Kait's favorites, somewhat incredibly.

Eliminations: Corey Stansell, Ryan Beckett and Jonathan Holloway.

Episode 5: June 15 (12 guys down to 9)

Eliminations: Justin Reich, Joshua Albers and Ian Thomson (self-eliminated).

Episode 6: June 22 (9 guys down to 6)

Eliminations: Tanner Tolbert, Ben Zorn and JJ (out after two-on-one date).

Episode 7: June 29 (6 guys down to 3)

Eliminations: Joe Bailey, Jared Haibon, and Chris Strandburg.

There are apparently no hometown dates for the top three.

Episode 8: July 6 (3 guys down to 2)

The overnight dates took place on this episode.

Elimination: Ben Higgins.

Episode 9: July 13 ("Hometown" Dates)

That's right, only two guys got hometown dates, and they weren't really hometown dates, as both Nick Viall and Shawn Booth went to Utah for them.

Both dudes' families were flown out, too.

What's not clear is whether there is even a rose ceremony, because the finale isn't for another two weeks after this installment. Big change of pace.

What is clear is that Nick Viall and Shawn Booth are the final two, meaning the former is on the cusp of "fiance type stuff" for the second year in a row.

Will his dreams actually come true this time?

View Slideshow: The Bachelor & Bachelorette: 25 Most Stunning Exits

Episode 10, July 20 (Men Tell All Special)

Episode 11: July 27 (The Finale)

In another twist, Kaitlyn Bristowe and the guys travel back to the Los Angeles mansion where it all began and the final rose ceremony is held there.

But the biggest twist of all is yet to come ...

Pulling the old Brad Womack out of nowhere, Kaitlyn REJECTS BOTH NICK AND SHAWN and leaves the show as single as the day she started!

Oh yes. She is a single woman right now.

Obviously, there will be doubters and again, The Bachelorette spoilers have been wrong before. But we would wager very heavily that this is the truth.

Perhaps the most interesting component to this is the fact that Britt Nilsson and Brady Toops are still dating, while Kaitlyn picks no one. The irony.

It will be also fascinating to see the trolls come after her for "leading people on" etc., when in reality, isn't Kaitlyn doing the opposite by bailing now?

You can expect, in any case, Nick, Shawn and Kait to tweet a lot of stuff and tease a lot of details that could be interpreted to mean this is all wrong.

Otherwise, why would people even tune in?

As for Nick Viall, wow. WOW. Getting dumped on consecutive season finales of The Bachelorette is brutal, and you can expect he won't take it well.

Why was he even allowed to go back on the show after blatantly hollering at Kaitlyn beforehand? Why did he want to so badly? We may never know.

The After the Final Rose special where he asks why Kaitlyn made love to him (assuming they did) will make for some high quality TV if nothing else.

Seriously, how awkward is that going to be?

Finally, if producers have their way, they'll likely make Josh Murray the next Bachelor next winter ... not Shawn Booth and sure as hell not Nick.

What do you think of The Bachelorette spoilers above? Do you believe them? Will you keep watching this season if so? Hit the comments!

View Slideshow: The Bachelor Couples: Are They Still Together?

Kylie Jenner is using her possibly fake boobs to celebrate the fake start of summer.

With talk circulating around the Internet of a Kylie Jenner boob job, the reality star didn't do much to quell that chatter by posting a couple new photos online during Memorial Day Weekend.

In each image, the 16-year old is wearing jeans while in the pool for some reason, showing off her cleavage and rocking a seductive expression.

Kylie simply mentioned the Twitter handles of her glam team as a caption to the photos, letting followers use their imagination for how they'd wish to describe these poses.

Before you go ahead and get too creative, remember: Kylie Jenner is 16 years old.

We shudder to think that she's actually gotten her breasts enhanced already, but we also can't exactly take her word for it.

Jenner spent months claiming her lips were 100% real... only to eventually admit that she uses temporary lip fillers.

It's almost as if you can't believe anything about this famous family at all, huh? Shocking, we know.

View Slideshow: 51 Wildly Inappropriate Photos of Kylie Jenner

When allegations that 19 Kids and Counting's Josh Duggar molested five young girls took the nation by storm last week, many of us were astonished.

Not Alice.

Their conservative political views have always been controversial, but to fans and critics alike, the Duggars personified modesty, faith and family.

How quickly that image has been tarnished since Josh, 27, admitted he "acted inexcusably" as a teenager, having allegedly abused his own sisters.

Rumors of the former Christian lobbyist's past are nothing new, though. In fact, a commenter named "Alice" made the claims on ibiblio (dot) org in 2007.

Alice gave a thorough, detailed account of events that are nearly identical to those outlined in Josh Duggar police report that became public this week:

"In January, the whole family went to Chicago and taped Oprah Winfrey show ... As you may have noticed, that show never aired and it never will."

Alice then dropped the bombshell that The Oprah Winfrey Show staff members had been told that Josh had molested five minor girls. She writes:

"Yes, this is the truth ... They have been investigated to some length."

While parents Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar "call their son 'Precious Josh' and in their eyes he can do no wrong," Alice says they covered all this up:

"They have lied and lied about their son to protect him. In my eyes he is a CHILD MOLESTOR. HE SHOULD BE REMOVED FROM THE HOME."

"If you don’t believe me, contact the Arkansas State Police Child Protection Agency and the Washington County Child Protection Agency in Fayetteville."

"It will be worth the time and effort to read all about it."

View Slideshow: 21 Biggest Duggar Family Scandals

"People, trust me or not. I know this for a fact," Alice urges. "God's honest truth that the molestation happened ... I could go into detail, but I won't."

"Of course, you can find nothing about the charges. The Duggar’s want to keep this hid. Wouldn’t you? They wouldn’t have the things that they do."

Other sites such as the popular Duggar watchdog FreeJinger (dot) org, named for younger sister Jinger Duggar, have long cited Alice's comments.

Alice's story has now been more or less confirmed, with shocking accuracy; Oprah and her production company, Harpo, have yet to comment.

The police report was recently expunged by a judge, ensuring that we will never know the names of Josh Duggar's alleged molestation victims.

Still, the family will never be looked at the same way again.

"I hurt others, including my family and close friends," said Josh, who sought treatment as a sexual deviant but was never charged, in a  statement.

"I confessed this to my parents who took several steps to help me address the situation. We spoke with the authorities where I confessed my wrongdoing."

"My parents arranged for me and those affected by my actions to receive counseling," he said, so as to avoid going down this dark, disturbed road.

Josh has resigned from the Family Research Council, and TLC pulled 19 Kids and Counting off its schedule but has not officially canceled the show.

Give it time.

View Slideshow: Josh and Anna Duggar Photos: Through the Years

Chris Brown may be building a wonderful relationship with baby daughter Royalty, but it looks like he's still at odds with his baby mama Nia Guzman.

According to Royalty's mother (sometimes referred to as Nia Amey-Guzman), the R&B star has stopped paying her the $2,500 a month in child support.

She is now coming after him for six times the amount.

Sources say he had been paying her the $2,500, but stopped doing so because she demanded the $15,000 monthly amount, which he says is absurd.

Chris says she's treating Baby Breezy like a winning lottery ticket; Nia claims the singer is a deadbeat cheapskate and Royalty is paying the price.

TMZ reports that Nia's lawyer, Carl Moore, will file legal papers in the next couple of weeks demanding back child support and a huge monthly increase.  

There has also been talk of a settlement, however.

Things can't be entirely bad between the two. They are not together, but Chris reportedly wants Nia to move to L.A. so he can keep his baby girl close.

Unless he's faking it for the world's best PR campaign, and we doubt Chris Brown is not capable of such a thing, he's been ALL about Royalty lately.

He recently posted pics of a playdate with Tyga and King, his bro's little boy, as well as his mother Joyce Hawkins taking a nap with his adorable girl.

Then, at least weekend's Billboard Music Awards, Brown walked the red carpet with Royalty, showing off the cutie and his pride in being a father.

Chris puts in the time and we're sure he'll put in money as well. It's likely just a matter of coming to what he feels is a fair, not forced, arrangement.

View Slideshow: Chris Brown and Royalty: Father-Daughter Photos

Nope, their marriage did not last just 58 days.

And, despite lots of claims to the controversy, there has been no $250 million Kimye divorce proceedings.

Indeed, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have defied the odds and made it through one year of marriage.

in honor of that milestone, Kim shared a couple romantic throwback photos on Instagram Sunday (above) and addressed the rapper with the following message:

"I love this man so much! Happy Anniversary baby!”

Kardashian went on to caption various snapshots of the couple with words such as "Forever," "Love" and "Sexy."

Kim and Kanye got married in Florence on May 24, 2014. The reception allegedly featured gold toilets and cost an obscene amount of money.

They are the parents to a very cute girl named North, who turns two years old this summer.

Say what you want about the reality star and the rapper (and we often do!), but they actually do seem very much in love.

Happy anniversary, Kim and Kanye!

View Slideshow: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Wedding Photos

In the week since Game of Thrones Season 5 Episode 6 scandalized viewers with an unexpected rape scene, critics of the show have called for a boycott, while Thrones enthusiasts have continued to insist that the show is no more shocking than it's ever been.

Of course, all of this is unlikely to change the way showrunners D.B. Weiss and David Benioff approach their source material, and while last night's installment was completed several months before the latest GoT controversy, it serves as a reminder that Westeros will forever remain a bloody and brutal place.

Watch Game of Thrones Season 5 Episode 7 Online

We begin with a reminder of Jon Snow's big risk (Taking a ride with some Wildlings? What could go wrong!), and the surprisingly affecting death of Aemon Targaryen. ("I dreamed I was old." All the feels.)

Aemon's was the rare peaceful demise on GoT, but it signaled the start of some serious trouble for Sam. More on that later.

Speaking of sad, horrible things, Sansa's marriage to Ramsay is going about as horrifically as everyone expected.

When your best chance for a rescue is Theon/Reek, you know you're in dire straits, and the eldest Stark daughter's hope is snuffed out like a candle when the former Greyjoy heir proves predictably unable to defy his new master.

Many fans were skeptical when Weiss and Benioff made the decision to have Sansa marry Ramsay (In George R.R. Martin's books, one of Sansa's friends served as Ramsay's bride/victim.) but regardless of one's feelings about Sansa's suffering, the stakes have certainly been raised, and the action at Winterfell has proven to be this season's most white-knuckle storyline. 

Meanwhile, Stannis - the only real threat to Ramsay's cruel reign in the North - is doing some suffering of his own.

In addition to the difficulties brought about by the impending winter (Finally!), his side-piece/advisor is counseling him to sacrifice his own daughter in order to ensure victory over the Boltons.

Not even king yet, and the man is already being already being forced to make Solomon-esque judgment calls!

Back at the Wall, Gilly receives the inevitable unwanted attention from some Brothers of the Night's Watch and Sam once again proves his worth. This time, he's rewarded handsomely. Does anyone in the Watch take that celibacy vow seriously?

View Slideshow: Game of Thrones: Season 5 Episode 7 Photos

Speaking of unexpected badasses, we're then treated to another classic Tyrion moment as he whups the ass of an overzealous slaver.

With that, he and Jorah are finally off to Meereen to take their turn in the fighting pits. Sounds like fun!

Speaking of Meereen, the Khaleesi is soon to marry Hizdar, but  she's still banging Daario, and it seems that she's once again feeling the burden of being queen as her lover reminds her that "all rulers are either butchers or meat."

Of course, in Dany's case it's butchers or meat horribly charred by dragon's breath.

At least one authority figure remains perfectly comfortable with his power, as the High Sparrow squares off with Olenna Tyrell in King's Landing without a care for her threats or her considerable clout. 

Meanwhile, Tommen continues to wear his crown as awkwardly as ever, as he pines for his imprisoned wife. He still can't figure out how to regain his diminishing power, but he's gained the strength to face off his mother's eternally cocked eyebrow. Cersei's tears reveal it's not just her power that she hopes to protect with her wicked maneuvering.

Unfortunately for the Queen Mum, Lady Tyrell still has a valuable ally in Lord Baelish, who uses his knowledge of the Queen Mother's past dalliances to deliver an epic comeuppance, as well as one of the most satisfying scenes in GoT history.

Down in Dorne, Cersei's brother/baby daddy is less effective in his argument with Myrcella, while compelling Tyene Sand in her tete-a-tete with Bronn. Poison and boobs are apparently quite the combination.

Daenerys is about as thrilled with Meereenese fighting pits as everyone (with the exception of Hizdar) would've expected. She's even less thrilled by the sight of Jorah Mormont.

We don't get to see Dany's reaction to the "gift" of Tyrion Lannister, but the audience has been waiting for this moment since season one.

While we'll have to wait a week to see our first real convo between the Mother of Dragons and the Only Likable Lannister, the epsiode ends on a supremely satisfying note as Cersei is tossed in the dungeon by the same religious zealots she empowered.

Will she finally get what's been coming to her for five seasons? Will two fan favorites join forces to claim the Iron Throne once and for all? Watch Game of Thrones online to find out!

If you watched Keeping Up With the Kardashians Season 10 Episode 12 last night, then you know that the episode focused mainly on Kylie and included some surprising revelations about the youngest Jenner.

Amidst all the bombshells about the Instagram queen "hating" her life and struggling to cope with the news of Bruce Jenner's sex change, fans may have overlooked the scene in which momager Kris drops a hint about Kylie's future plans:

Watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 10 Episode 12 Online

As we reported last week, Kylie has been singing on Instagram and she actually seems to have some talent. 

It seems the timing of her musical uploads is no accident, as Kris talked about Kylie's crooning in glowing terms on last night's installment of KUWTK.

Now, any true fan of the Kardashians knows that their every move is carefully calculated, so when Kris mentions Kylie "singing around the house" in the same month that Kylie begins posting song snippets on her Instagram, it's natural to assume that a debut album can't be far behind.

For months, we've been hearing that Kylie wants to be "the next Katy Perry" and intends to focus fully on her music career once she completes her version of high school.

Now, with "graduation" right around the corner, it seems Kylie is laying the groundwork for her pop star future.

Will she be as popular on the charts as she is on Instagram? Tough call, but you can bet she'll have the full support of her very determined momager.

View Slideshow: 51 Wildly Inappropriate Photos of Kylie Jenner

Despite months of rumors about Khloe Kardashian getting back together with Lamar Odom, the reality star has remained single (as far as the public knows) ever since splitting with French Montana late last year.

Yes, Khloe and French have hung out in the months since, but sources insist that they're just friends and that Khloe is looking for a more mature, stable relationship than she had with either French or Lamar.

So it makes sense that she may have turned to a 45-year-old silver Fox:

Yes, Khloe has reportedly been spending a lot of time with NBA-star-turned-actor-turned-legendary-ladies'-man Rick Fox.

Fox and Eliza Dushku broke up last summer after a nearly five-year relationship. Prior to that, he was linked to Sharon Stone, AnnaLynne McCord and even Brandi Glanville.

Needless to say, the Fox gets around, and now insiders claim he and Khloe are getting serious.

The possible couple was spotted enjoying a late night dinner at a Mexican restaurant in LA over the weekend. Witnesses say they were spotted leaving together at around 1:30 in the morning.

Asked by a paparazzo if he and Khloe are an item, Fox responded, "Khloe's a good friend."

That may sound like a denial, but it's important to note that he didn't say no. 

View Slideshow: 30 Kute Khloe Kardashian Photos

It's been almost a week since the news first broke that Josh Duggar was named in an underage sexual abuse investigation while he was still in his teens.

We've since learned that several critics of the family may have known about the details of Josh's alleged molestations as far back as 2007.

The Duggar family managed to successfully keep Josh's ugly past mostly hidden from the public for almost eight years, but for those in the know, scenes like the one below must have come as quite a shock:

Josh Duggar Incest Joke

In the clip, Josh describes an early date with his future wife Anna, which had to be chaperoned per the Duggar rules of courtship. 

When Jinger Duggar proved unable to escort the couple, twins Jana and John-David were chosen instead.

In the video above, Josh refers to the foursome as a "double date" before joking, "We are from Arkansas!"

Many would argue that the joke (which plays on the well-known stereotype of incest amongst families of the rural South) would be in poor taste in any context, but the comment is made especially offensive by the knowledge that Josh had previously been accused of molesting his sisters.

Sources say TLC has not yet reached a decision about the future of the show that made Josh and his family famous, but for now, the network has pulled 19 Kids and Counting from its schedule.

View Slideshow: 20 Scandals That Rocked Reality TV

As expected, Avengers: Age of Ultron took the box office by storm earlier this month, setting a standard that will be extremely tough for future summer blockbusters to match in this or any other year.

Obviously, this success means big bucks for Marvel and the probable continuation of the studio's "cinematic universe" through the year 2075 or so.

Fortunately, it also means a new crop of epic parody videos.

We've already seen Sesame Street's take on The Avengers, and now the folks at Bad Lip Reading are putting their own spin on the supergroup with "Redneck Avengers: Tulsa Nights."

Sure, it's hard to compete with Tony Stark and company's actual onscreen adventures, but it's impossible to deny the entertainment value in watching Thor complain about spicy nachos and inform his brother that he needs to drop a deuce.

As a bonus, when someone else is putting words in the actors' mouths we don't have to worry about Jeremy Renner calling Black Widow a "slut." We're still trying to get over that one.

As you may have heard, Chris Brown has a bit of a temper.

And by "a bit of a temper" we mean the dude should invest in a pair of purple shorts, because he's liable to turn into the Hulk at any moment.

Speaking of green monsters, Chris is the jealous type, and even though he got dumped by Karrueche Tran on Twitter back in March, he still doesn't want her hanging out with other dudes.

So needless to say, Breezy was less than pleased when Tyson Beckford posted a photo of himself hanging out with Karrueche in Las Vegas on Instagram over the weekend.

Chris posted and quickly deleted a series of angry tweets, many of which seemed to include veiled threats targeted at Beckford.

"U wanna keep walking them runways," Chris tweeted in an apparent reference to Beckford's modeling past. "U need legs for that. Keep playing like I ain't wit the bullsh-t."

Obviously un-intimidated, Beckford tweeted, "It's all about fun in Vegas. Come thru papa." He then posted a photo of himself firing a gun at a shooting range, with a caption reading, "In case you forgot."

Late last night, Brown posted a photo of several Vegas police officers standing in front of a building with a caption reading, "This n--ga Tyson got the whole Vegas PD out here! Suckah!"

The relationship between Chris and Karrueche ended after it was revealed that Brown had a child by another woman while he was still in a relationship with Tran. 

View Slideshow: Chris Brown and Royalty: Father-Daughter Photos

Rumors of Chris and Karrueche getting back together have been circulating for weeks, but it seems that she prefers Tyson's company these days.

We're expecting this situation to get very ugly. You may want to get your popcorn ready.

View Slideshow: Karrueche Tran: (Ex?) Chris Brown Plaything

Sunday was supposed to be the day that Bristol Palin and Dakota Meyer got married, but unfortunately, the couple paid the price for moving way too fast.

Bristol and Dakota got engaged after just four months of dating, and their wedding would've taken place less than a year after they first met.

A year isn't a very long time to get to know someone, so Bristol didn't find out about pesky little details like Dakota's first marriage until it was too late.

Bristol called off the wedding last week, and for some reason, her mom insisted on pretending everything was cool between the two families by hosting a "canceled wedding party" in Kentucky on the day that the nuptials were to take place.

Demonstrating yet again that she's smarter than her mother (who was very nearly the Vice-President of the United States), Bristol kept her distance from the consolation BBQ:

In fact, not only did Bristol stay away from the festivities, she made certain that everyone knew she was thousands of miles away by posting photos like the one above, with captions reading, "Enjoying this beautiful weekend in AK."

But Bristol isn't the only Palin who's been gaining attention for her strange behavior on what was supposed to her wedding weekend.

Sources say Sarah Palin was spotted having a loud argument with Bristol's ex-fiance in plain view of hundreds of other guests.

One attendee stated that he felt it was inappropriate that Palin "disrespected" Meyer (who is a veteran) on Memorial Day weekend. Another dismissed the event as a publicity stunt that "failed miserably."

Hey, at least there were no drunken Palin family brawls this time. 

View Slideshow: Bristol Palin Photos: Through the Years

Katharine McPhee is back!

Okay, granted, Katharine McPhee never really left. The singer starred for awhile on NBC's Smash and you can now watch Scorpion online to see the beauty in action on CBS each week.

But still. The former American Idol favorite has not released a new music video in years, choosing instead to focus for awhile on a burgeoning acting career.

Until now, that is!

With a third studio album reportedly set to be released some time in 2015, McPhee has unveiled the video for "Lick My Lips," a sultry single that finds the artist surrounded by a handful of shirtless studs.

It's a tough job, but someone has to do it, huh? We're just glad that someone is Katharine McPhee once again.

Itching to take things to the next level with boyfriend Simon Sarah, Farrah Abraham was so determined for him to bond with her daughter.

So determined that she literally pushed little Sophia's head into Simon's lap during an awkward car ride on the Teen Mom season finale.

From the start, Farrah did not mince words with Simon Saran in discussing their future, and suffice it to say they aren't on the same page.

Her response to his remark that it would take about "two years" before he gets serious enough to talk engagement and marriage?

"Two years? That's for ugly girls, babe."

When Simon was less than enthused about bonding with Sophia and fast-tracking things with Farrah, she decided to really up the ante.

After agreeing to drive Simon to the airport, Farrah suggests that an MTV producer drive while the three of them sit in the back together.

"Babe, do you feel like I'm pushing you too much to be with Soph?" Farrah asks Simon, who must have wondered what he got into.

Things got more uncomfortable when Sophia started to nod off on her mom's lap ... and she tried to force her dome onto Simon instead.

"Babe, why are you forcing this? Let her relax!" Simon said, and not surprisingly, the episode ended with him not returning her calls.

Check out the clip above, it's amazing.

Taylor Swift may just want to record a new version of "Blank Space" at this point.

Everyone is just singing their own lyrics to the smash hit anyway... including Taylor's own mother.

If you’ll recall, Swift’s chart-topping single made headlines soon after it was released partly due to its catchy beat, partly due to the Blank Space music video in which Swift goes crazy... and largely due its one misunderstood lyric.

In the refrain to the track, Taylor sings about how she’s “got a long list of ex-lovers,” all of whom can confirm that she's "insane."

But many have mistaken these these words to be "lonely Starbucks lovers," an error Swift humorously acknowledged on Valentine's Day this year.

"Sending my love to all the lonely Starbucks lovers out there this Valentine's Day.....even though that is not the correct lyric," Taylor wrote back on February 14.

Now, many months later, it appears as Swift’s own family is on Team Starbucks Lovers.

Tweeted the superstar over the weekend:

"hahah it really does sound like Starbucks Lovers..." -my mom just now who is SUPPOSED TO BE ON MY SIDE Smh."

HA! We love it!

Sadly, Taylor revealed in April that her mother has been diagnosed with cancer. We send her every single one of our best wishes.

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The increasingly strange saga of Johnny Depp got even weirder last month when the actor disappeared from the set of Pirates of the Caribbean 5. 

When Depp eventually returned to Australia to resume shooting, he had his two Yorkshire Terriers in tow. Unfortunately for Johnny (and the pups), it's illegal to bring foreign animals to Australia, and Depp's dogs were nearly put down.

Depp sent the dogs home on a private jet (Like we said, the man is more "eccentric" than ever these days.) and it seemed as though all was well.

Now, however, the Sydney Morning Herald is reporting that Australian authorities are planning to make an example of Depp and demonstrate to the world that even A-listers aren't exempt from the country's strict smuggling laws.

The paper says authorities have "confirmed that Depp could face up to 10 years in prison or a maximum of a $340,000 fine" for his illegal Yorkies.

Depp's crimes were reportedly a topic of discussion during a recent senate committee hearing in the Aussie capital of Canberra.

Yes, it might be amusing when Depp gets drunk at an awards show or claims to have fought a mythical beast, but when foreign governments start holding meetings to talk about locking your ass up, it might be time to tone things down a bit. 

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