Later this month, the hilariously-titled Teen Mom OG will debut on MTV, and we couldn't be more excited for the return of baby-makin' trainwrecks like Farrah Abraham and, of course...Amber Portwood.
Amber has cleaned up her act since her last reality TV venture (Serving 17 months in prison may have helped her calm down a bit.), but she still has an awe-inspiring talent for making bad decisions.
Take her new relationship. for example:
Amber is dating Matt Baier - an unemployed 43-year-old father of two with an arrest record to rival Amber's.
Now, sources are saying that Matt proposed, and Amber said yes. But in what might be the first logical decision of her life, Amber reportedly faked the scene for the benefit of MTV cameras.
"He proposed in November and she accepted," an insider tells Radar Online. "But the proposal was all the show."
Referring to the swanky diamond engagement ring with which Matt popped the question, the source added, "He doesn't have that kind of money."
Of course, the fact that the ring was outside of Matt's price range doesn't necessarily mean the whole thing was fake.
Well-off women buying their own engagement rings to take the burden off of their less-successful boos is all the rage these days. (Right, Lady Gaga?)
But even if the proposal was staged, we doubt Portwood and Baier will ever make it to the altar. Amber and Matt broke up last month, only to get back together a few days later.
Something these two tells us they're not in it for the long haul.
Why have these gorgeous stars chosen to alter their looks?
As explained in the above photo gallery, some believe a darker shade helped open up more roles in Hollywood. Others simply wanted something different in their life.
And at least one yearned to be taken more seriously.
So while we can think of at least 11 women who should never have tried blonde as a hair color, we'd actually be curious to see the stars featured here revert back to their natural form.
We promise not to joke about them using white out on their computer screens if they do.
To that we say, 1. Yes she did, but she's got boyfriend Nick Young fighting her battles for her on the Tweet Machine, and 2. You might be spending too much thinking about the social media habits of overrated Aussie rappers.
Anyway, while Nick fires off disses at Iggy's haters with a success rate sadder than his field goal percentage, she's taking on her critics with an endless parade of interviews.
Yes, Iggy has a new single out. And yes, it's officially reached the point where watching her put her foot in her mouth while promoting it is far more entertaining than the song:
Asked about how it felt to lose a Grammy (this would be the part where most artists graciously claim it was an honor just to be nominated and move on) Iggy went all sore loser and claimed she didn't want the damn thing because a win would've given fresh ammo to her haters:
"Because I'm white, therefore I'm appropriating culture," said Iggy. "But then Eminem won it - who's white and won it many times - and they didn't seem to say anything about it."
Yes, Iggy thinks that Eminem hasn't faced any criticism. Is she talking about the candy, maybe?
I-G-G-Y went on to claim that the now-famous racist Iggy Azalea tweets were photoshopped. Mind you, some of these tweets are several years old, and she's made no effort to uncover the source. She's like OJ and the "real killers." (Great band name, BTW.)
"Having to deal with people photoshopping things that I say and, then people thinking they're true," Iggy complained. "Don't day that I'm a racist. If I did have a penis, I'd stick it at the back of your throat."
So there you have it, Iggy Azalea: Not racist, doesn't have a penis. You'd know if she had one, because it would be in your throat.
She used to stage dive at shows, but stopped because audience members were "always trying to finger" her. She adds that more women were guilty of it than men.
As you might have expected, there were models a-plenty in attendance, and the Biebs probably celebrated becoming legal by performing lewd acts with a bottle of champagne that cost more that your car.
But despite the bevy of beauties who journeyed to a private island to watch Justin enjoy his first-ever sip of alcohol, sources say JB only had eyes for one lovely lady.
Justin and Yovanna Ventura have a long history together and judging from the pics of the Biebs' birthday bash, Juvanna is totally a thing again.
Unless, of course....Bieber was just trying to make his ex, Selena Gomez, jealous.
Insiders say if that was the case, then the Biebs failed miserably. Apparently, Selena and her new boyfriend Zedd couldn't be happier, and her days of checking social media to see what her ex is up to are long behind her.
"She's moved on with Zedd, an older boyfriend, and is enjoying the most grown up relationship of her life," a source tells Hollywood Life.
"While she doesn't dislike Yovanna, she was well aware that the model held a torch for Justin," says the insider, adding that Selena simply "doesn't care" who Justin is sleeping with these days.
That's good, because as far as we can tell, the answer is "everyone!"
But she has a new bond going with another fellow pop star (no, not Beyonce, although Swift wishes).
A few days after Swift showered Lady Gaga with props on Twitter - responding to news of Gaga's engagement to Taylor Kinney by writing "Is it just me or is Lady Gaga, like, fully LIVING right now?!?" - everyone's favorite Monster has written back to the Blank Space singer.
"@taylorswift13 wow you're a sweetheart! Life is friends, family, and love! We all see that in you, your prince charming will come!"
The reassuring Tweet from Lady Gaga comes after Swift told Great Britain's The Telegraph she’ll likely still be single at age 30.
"No one’s going to sign up for this and everything that goes with it," Taylor told that publication, explaining:
"Like, ‘Hi, nice to meet you, want to date? Do you love camera flashes? I hope you do!’ I don’t know what’s going to happen if I’m ever content in a relationship - no idea how that’s going to work. I don’t even know if that’s possible with the life I have."
Swift, of course, has publicly dated such celebrities as Joe Jonas, Jake Gyllenhaal and Harry Styles.
When Love & Hip Hop Season 5 Episode 11 got underway, Peter Gunz seemed to finally realize that his family would slip away if he didn't fight for it.
Amina seemed to realize this as well, that she had to make him work. Amina’s mother even referred to Peter in the third person ... when he was right there.
Meanwhile, Rich Dollaz apparently needs a lesson in Guy Code.
Granted, this is a card-carrying member of the self-proclaimed Creep Squad, so what do you expect, but even contemplating putting it to his buddy's ex?
That is just over the line, dog. The hell is wrong with you, bruh.
Elsewhere, Erica Mena seems to have moved on from Cyn Santana pretty fast. Hope Shad Moss (a.k.a. Bow Wow) knows what he's getting into here.
As for Chink Santana and Chrissy Monroe, the former got pretty darn upset with the latter after seeing that she had posed for photos in a men's magazine.
If you've got it, then flaunt it? Not as Chink sees it apparently.
Finally, Mendeecees Harris went overboard trying to get his partner's attention, leading her to believe that her son was in the hospital when he wasn't.
Yandy, obviously, was not a fan of this joke. What. So. Ever.
Personally, it feels like there had to have been another way he could have gone in order to make a point, but that's not for us to decide at this point.
What do you think? About that and the rest of this drama?
Follow the link to watch Love and Hip Hop online and then hit the comments below to tell us what you thought of the events that played out in the Big Apple.
It's tough for anyone to overcome an addiction, but when your vice is booze, and your job entails popping bottles in high-end clubs, changing your ways can be especially tough.
That's the struggle that Scott Disick is facing these days, as the father of three is struggling to kick the habit before he gets kicked to the curb.
The problem is, the Lord has a hard enough time staying sober just when he's hanging out at home (watch Kourtney and Khloe Take the Hamptons online for evidence of this), and he still insists on doing club appearances, as though his family needs the money.
Now, Scott is in the UK for a series of club appearances, and he's been trusted to travel solo. Remarkably, sources say he's been behaving himself...kinda.
"Scott has stayed sober and, unlike the last trip, he has been in constant contact with Kourtney," says one insider. "He knows she has people watching him like a hawk overseas. So far, so good."
Of course, Scott has a more liberal definition of "sober" than most recovering alcoholics.
"He is not 100-percent alcohol free all the time," says the source. "He is working toward a healthier self by eliminating the people and things in his life that were toxic."
Considering Disick almost died from alcohol poisoning last summer, we would think booze would be number one on the list of toxic things he should stay away from, but what do we know?
You know you're ballin' when you could afford therapists who just tell you whatever the hell you wanna hear.
Scott ragging on Kim might be the best part of the Kardashian reality shows. Every time she acts like it's the first time she's ever been put in her place.
The love of your life is getting set to butt in on your profession! Sort of!
According to a new TMZ report, Kim Kardashian is fulfilling a lifelong dream by learning to play the piano.
And, just like the normal family member claims to be, the reality star is taking lessons from none other than Oksana Kolesnikova in order to accomplish this task.
For those somehow not in the know, Oksana Kolesnikova is Russian-American composer, concert pianist and entrepreneur who resides in Beverly Hill.
She was recommended to Kim by Kenny "Babyface" Edmonds because, again, all normal people who yearn to play the piano typically elicit advice from a Grammy winner.
Insiders say Kim has wanted to master the piano ever since she saw her dad play the instrument as a child and that she hopes to perform at an upcoming recital in May where Kolesnikova's students show off their skills.
But she once tried! Kim attempt to break into the music world by releasing a single in 2011 called Jam (Turn it Up) and donated half of song's profits to St. Jude Children's Research Hospital.
Kim once had her own flavor of cupcake mix called "va-va-vanilla." It was available at the Famous Cupcakes shop in Beverly Hills until it closed in 2011.
19 Kids and Counting star Derick Dillard is courting some rare controversy after his recent attempt to run over an orange cat with a sled in snowy Arkansas.
It's not as bad as that makes it sound, really, but you can see for yourself:
Dillard, whose wife Jill Duggar is expecting the couple's first child any day now, posted a video of him "sledding with friends and family at the Duggar home."
The clip shows the 25-year-old dad-to-be, on a "sled" that looks like a pizza tray, getting a push down the hill from Jessa Duggar's husband Ben Seewald.
Derick Dillard calls out, "Move, cat," as he goes careening towards an orange feline directly in his path. He appears to collide with said cat at decent speed.
Assorted Duggar family members cheer and laugh as the cat bounces off his sled and slides down the hill. It did not appear to be hurt by the impact.
Nevertheless, some 19 Kids and Counting fans weren't too impressed.
"Not sure why you thought it would be funny to hit a cat and then post it on Instagram," wrote one commenter, stating the obvious pretty matter of factly.
"How is this even funny?" asked another Instagram user, adding, "I would think you would have some respect for all God's creatures. What a shame."
It's unclear if this particular creature belonged to the Duggars or someone else, but the last time the family made cat-related headlines was very different.
Matriarch Michelle Duggar memorably wrote on her TLC blog about the family discovering kittens trapped under an insulation wall in their home.
"We didn't want to leave the kittens out in the open because there are wild animals near the woods that might've eaten them," the mother of 19 wrote.
"And even if they did survive we were pretty sure that they would become feral. So we decided to bring them home where we have two older kittens."
"The kittens were just a week old, so at first I stayed up all night feeding them. At that point they were so small that we had to keep the youngest kids away."
Under the careful supervision of Jessa Duggar, the younger Duggars bottle-fed the kittens and did their best to provide them a safe, loving home.
We're sure Derick didn't intend to hurt anything and likely assumed it would get out of the way (cats are agile critters) but he may not want to do this again.
At least the part where he posts a video of it to social media afterward. Cats do rule the web, after all. Their online defenders will come at you hard.
Jessa Duggar and her then-boyfriend Ben Seewald began courting controversy almost from the moment they started dating, posing for photos like this one - a picture that now seems tame considering what they've been stirring up more recently.
The plight of maligned, put-upon sister Jana Duggar has hit home with fans in recent months, with 19 Kids and Counting episodes showing her doting on Jessa and Ben, and amid rumors that she is not allowed to marry because Jim Bob and Michelle force her to take care of all the younger kids.
Ben Seewald's Facebook page is again a source of controversy. Jessa Duggar's boyfriend found himself the target of a barrage of criticism after psting a status update in which he criticized Catholicism.
Jill Duggar and Derick Dillard have entered into an extreme sort of marriage. Under the terms of a "covenant marriage," it's almost impossible to get a divorce.
Jim Bob Duggar of 19 Kids and Counting doesn't just not believe in using birth control, he feels it's something that actually causes miscarriages and abortions.
A guest at the wedding of Jessa Duggar and Ben Seewald claims the newlyweds were caught having sex at their own wedding reception. The guest has called the couple out on her blog.
Jessa Duggar took a trip to the Creation Museum in Kentucky recently. Unfortunately, she then shared her version of scientific facts with her many Instagram followers.
Michelle Duggar expressed her shocking views on the the transgender community in a recent audio recording. The Duggar matriarch conflates transgender people with sexual predators.
Michelle and Jim Bob Duggar have asked married couples to post photos of themselves kissing to the family's Facebook page. They've been accused of deleting photos from gay and interracial couples.
The future of 19 Kids and Counting may be in question. A petition written with the goal of having the show taken off the air has now received 123,000 signatures.
The Duggar family is a symbol for wholesome family values. However, several former cult members have now come forward to claim the Duggars are involved in something far more dangerous than they realize.
Susanna Keller, the sister of Anna Duggar, is reportedly being shunned by the famous family for getting pregnant outside of wedlock, according to reports.
It was the second time she'd given birth, but she and Tyler Baltierra chose to put their first child up for adoption. This one they'll be raising by themselves.
As chronicled by an MTV camera crew, Catelynn's decision to find a home for her first child was not an easy one.
Then just 16 years old, Catelynn and Tyler believed they were unable to provide a suitable environment for a baby, and based on the revelations made in Catelynn's new memoir, it seems that they definitely made the right call.
"We messed around with just about everything we could get our hands on," says Tyler Baltierra of he and Catelynn's early years as a couple.
He adds that they experimented with everything from pot to cocaine, and that at one point he had a seizure while huffing household cleaners.
Catelynn recounts a similarly frightening experience using inhalants:
"My friend Sam and I were riding bikes in the trailer park. I huffed some, then rode away...Next thing I knew, I was lying on my back in the street with the rain pouring down on me....I could have been run over!"
Most of Catelynn and Tyler's problems were inherited from their hard-living parents and from a young age, they were surrounded by adults who invited them to experiment with drugs and alcohol.
Given their lack of role models, Catelynn and Tyler's rapid transformation from wayward youths to responsible, hard-working parents is nothing short of miraculous, and we look forward to seeing how far they've come on the upcoming Teen Mom OG.
Of course, you can always watch Teen Mom online to seen the high school sweethearts in less stable times.
The singer first announced a split from her hockey-playing husband in early 2014, but the couple attempted to make things work for nearly a year afterward.
However, Comrie was then caught trying to pay a waitress $600 for sex and Duff then decided she had had enough.
"I don't want to sound bitter because I'm definitely not, but I don't know if people are meant to be together forever," Duff tells Cosmopolitan.
"Things happen over a long relationship that you can't always fight. A marriage of 20 years, the accomplishment of that must feel really great, but there are also huge sacrifices."
For sure. Like when your husband has to make the sacrifice of NOT offering a waitress $600 for sex.
Duff also tells the magazine that she has a celebrity crush (Charlie Hunnam!) and says she finds it really weird that ex-boyfriend Aaron Carter has pretty much been stalking her online.
"Him reaching out through social media? It's ridiculous!" Duff says. "But then people do it all the time, like Chris Brown and [Karrueche Tran]?"
Whoa! Unexpected Chris Brown and Karrueche Tran diss! We love it!
"Come on, guys," Duff concludes. "Keep it between text messages."
Carrie Underwood has one very good reason to sing one very happy tune right about now:
She just gave birth to her first child!!!
The multiple-time Grammy winner and former American Idol champion made the announcement today via Facebook, posting a photo of her little boy and announcing his name to millions of excited followers.
"Tiny hands and tiny feet…God has blessed us with an amazing gift! Isaiah Michael Fisher – born February 27," Underwood wrote along with the picture below.
Excuse us while we melt into a thousand little pieces...
Underwood told People last month that she's been trying to enjoy every aspect of her pregnancy, even the startling image she seems in the mirror each day.
“The whole process itself is really beautiful," she gushed. "Even when I feel pretty large, it really is such a miracle and such a beautiful thing."
Underwood is the second American Idol victor to welcome a bundle of joy in the past few months.
Kelly Clarkson became a first-time mother herself last year upon giving birth to a daughter named River Rose.
We're so very happy for them! And for all new celebrity parents!
Given Miley's flighty (Read: constantly stoned) ways and the rumored disapproval of Patrick's mother, we didn't expect the relationship to last into 2015, and yet here we are in March, and Schwarzemiley is still going strong. Or is it?
"Miley expected a proposal on Valentine's Day," a source tells the National Enquirer. "Now she's extremely disappointed."
It may seem surprising that a free spirit like Miley would be so eager to settle down, but don't forget that Miley was engaged once before.
In fact, her first fiance, Liam Hemsworth, may now be throwing a monkey wrench into her current relationship.
"Patrick got scared off after Liam told him to have fun with Miley, but definitely avoid a commitment," says the insider. "Since he and Patrick are casual friends, Liam thought he owed it to Patrick to give him a heads up."
Apparently, Liam's warning brought Patrick to come uncomfortable realizations:
"Patrick saw that Miley's a blast to be around, but she's not long-term girlfriend material," says the source.
Patrick's refusal to commit has reportedly driven a wedge between the two lovebirds, and they recently canceled a planned trip to the Caribbean.
When Miley doesn't want to be topless on a beach with you, you know there's trouble. What's next, she won't share her bong?
The 2015 MTV Movie Awards will be hosted by Amy Schumer. This is really all you need to know in order to tune in.
She's hilarious.
But in case you're wondering just which films, actors and actresses are up for such honors as Best Shirtless Performance and Best Scared-As-S--t Performance, the network has come out with its full list of nominees.
And they are...
MOVIE OF THE YEAR PRESENTED BY GEICO
American Sniper
The Hunger Games: Mockingjay- Part 1
Guardians of the Galaxy
Gone Girl
The Fault in Our Stars
Boyhood
Whiplash
Selma
BEST FEMALE PERFORMANCE Jennifer Lawrence - The Hunger Games: Mockingjay- Part 1 (Lionsgate)
Emma Stone – Birdman: Or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance) (Fox Searchlight Pictures)
Shailene Woodley- The Fault in Our Stars (Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation)
Reese Witherspoon- Wild (Fox Searchlight Pictures)
Scarlett Johansson – Lucy (Universal Pictures)
BEST MALE PERFORMANCE
Bradley Cooper – American Sniper (Warner Bros.)
Chris Pratt – Guardians of the Galaxy (Walt Disney Studio Motion Pictures)
Ansel Elgort – The Fault in Our Stars (Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation)
Miles Teller – Whiplash (Sony Pictures Classic)
Channing Tatum – Foxcatcher (Sony Pictures Classic)
BEST SCARED-AS-S**T PERFORMANCE
Rosamund Pike – Gone Girl (Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation)
Annabelle Wallis – Annabelle (Warner Bros.)
Jennifer Lopez – The Boy Next Door (Universal Pictures)
Dylan O’Brien – The Maze Runner (Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation)
Zach Gilford – The Purge: Anarchy (Universal Pictures)
BREAKTHROUGH PERFORMANCE
Ansel Elgort – The Fault in Our Stars (Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation)
Rosamund Pike- Gone Girl (Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation))
David Oyelowo – Selma (Paramount Pictures)
Dylan O’Brien – The Maze Runner (Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation)
Ellar Coltrane – Boyhood (IFC Films)
BEST SHIRTLESS PERFORMANCE
Zac Efron – Neighbors (Universal Pictures)
Chris Pratt – Guardians of the Galaxy (Walt Disney Studio Motion Pictures)
Channing Tatum – Foxcatcher (Sony Pictures Classic)
Ansel Elgort – The Fault in Our Stars (Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation) Kate Upton– The Other Woman (Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation)
BEST DUO
Channing Tatum & Jonah Hill – 22 Jump Street (Columbia Pictures/MGM)
Zac Efron & Dave Franco – Neighbors (Universal Pictures)
Shailene Woodley & Ansel Elgort – The Fault in Our Stars (Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation)
Bradley Cooper & Vin Diesel - Guardians of the Galaxy (Walt Disney Studio Motion Pictures)
James Franco & Seth Rogen – The Interview (Columbia Pictures)
BEST FIGHT
Jonah Hill vs. Jillian Bell – 22 Jump Street (Columbia/MGM)
Chris Evans vs. Sebastian Stan – Captain America: The Winter Soldier (Walt Disney Studio Motion Pictures)
Dylan O’Brien vs. Will Poulter – The Maze Runner (Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation)
Seth Rogen vs. Zac Efron – Neighbors (Universal Pictures)
Edward Norton vs. Michael Keaton – Birdman: Or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance) (Fox Searchlight)
BEST KISS
Ansel Elgort & Shailene Woodley- The Fault in Our Stars (Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation)
James Franco & Seth Rogen – The Interview (Columbia Pictures)
Andrew Garfield & Emma Stone – The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (Columbia Pictures)
Scarlett Johansson & Chris Evans – Captain America: The Winter Soldier (Walt Disney Studio Motion Pictures)
Rose Byrne & Halston Sage – Neighbors (Universal Pictures)
BEST WTF MOMENT
Seth Rogen & Rose Byrne – Neighbors (Universal Pictures)
Jonah Hill – 22 Jump Street (Columbia Pictures/MGM)
Jason Sudeikis & Charlie Day – Horrible Bosses 2 (Warner Bros.)
Miles Teller – Whiplash (Sony Pictures Classics)
Rosario Dawson & Anders Holm – Top Five (Paramount Pictures)
BEST VILLAIN
Rosamund Pike – Gone Girl (Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation)
J.K. Simmons – Whiplash (Sony Pictures Classic)
Jillian Bell – 22 Jump Street (Columbia Pictures/MGM)
Meryl Streep – Into the Woods (Walt Disney Studio Motion Pictures)
Peter Dinklage – X-Men: Days of Future Past (Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation)
BEST MUSICAL MOMENT
Jennifer Lawrence – The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 1 (Lionsgate)
Chris Pratt – Guardians of the Galaxy (Walt Disney Studio Motion Pictures)
Seth Rogen & Zac Efron – Neighbors (Universal Pictures)
Bill Hader & Kristen Wiig- The Skeleton Twins (Roadside Attractions)
Miles Teller – Whiplash (Sony Pictures Classics)
BEST COMEDIC PERFORMANCE
Channing Tatum – 22 Jump Street (Columbia Pictures/MGM)
Chris Pratt – Guardians of the Galaxy (Walt Disney Studio Motion Pictures)
Rose Byrne – Neighbors (Universal Pictures)
Chris Rock – Top Five (Paramount Pictures)
Kevin Hart – The Wedding Ringer (Screen Gems)
BEST ON-SCREEN TRANSFORMATION
Eddie Redmayne – The Theory of Everything (Focus Features)
Elizabeth Banks – The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 1 (Lionsgate)
Zoe Saldana – Guardians of the Galaxy (Walt Disney Studio Motion Pictures)
Steve Carell – Foxcatcher (Sony Pictures Classics)
Ellar Coltrane – Boyhood (IFC Films)
If her selfies were any more revealing, they'd be X-rays, and she's clearly proud of what she has going on.
So it was a bit of a surprise when Kylie posted a throwback photo of herself with a caption that seems to suggest she'd like to lose some weight.
"Throwback to when I was 15 pounds skinnier & had a little blonde goin on," Kylie wrote along with the above pic.
The photo is from April of last year. It was a more innocent time, when Kylie wasn't dating Tyga yet (we hope), and you could click on her Instagram page without fear of a To Catch a Predator SWAT team kicking in your door.
Yes, Kylie seems far more confident these days, so why is she throwing it back to a skinnier time? (It wasn't even Throwback Thursday when she posted this! Learn to 'Gram, girl!)
Well, it could be that Kylie is proud of her weight gain. The whole world has noticed that Kylie is transforming into Kim Kardashian, and the 17-year-old seems to be thrilled with the metamorphosis.
Maybe this is her way of celebrating how far she's come in morphing into her sex tape half-sis.
Sadly, the pic was taken at too great a distance for us to see if Kylie's lips are more filled-out these days, as well. We're guessing that's where about half of the 15 pounds comes from.
It's now been almost five weeks since Bobbi Kristina Brown was found unconscious in her bathtub. She has remained in a coma ever since, and the likelihood that she'll ever regain consciousness decreases by the day.
Today, Bobbi Kristina turns 22, and insiders say family members plan to mark the occasion of her birthday by gathering at her bedside.
One person who will not be in attendance at the tribute is Nick Gordon. Sources say Gordon has been banned from visiting Bobbi due to to his refusal to cooperate with the police investigation into her near-drowning.
Gordon has been viciously attacking the Brown family on social media, and regardless of who's in the right, the conflict is clearly taking a toll on Bobbi's 25-year-old boyfriend/adoptive brother.
"I'm so hurt I want to do myself in," Gordon wrote on Twitter last night. "I know I have to [be] strong."
Fans expressed their concern, and sources say Gordon is particularly upset about rumors that a Bobbi Kristina reality show is in the works, and members of her family are currently participating in the filming.
Today, Gordon tweeted:
"Happy Birthday baby I wish I was there with you to hold you and be by your side."
Bobbi Kristina and Nick Gordon were married, but reportedly estranged at the time of her tragic hospitalization. We hope she is able to beat the odds and recover.
Jessica Simpson's Instagram page is always an interesting place, but lately Jess - for better or worse - has been seriously wowing her followers on a daily basis.
Even more polarizing was a pic that was posted a few days later, in which Jessica flaunted her thin frame and some large, mysterious bruises. Maybe those Red Room of Pain reenactments are getting a little out of hand.
Anyway, Jess is clearly aware that her Instagram was dividing the nation worse than the Keystone Pipeline of the color of #TheDress, so she decided to post something we can all agree on. Daisy Duke rockin' Daisy Dukes!
You may have blocked the 2005 Dukes of Hazzard movie with Johnny Knoxville out of your mind, and we don't blame you, but Jess as the iconic, short-shorted honkytonk waitress is worth remembering, and this pic brings us right back to her glory days.
Jess posted the photos to promote her clothing line, but we all know that she's really promoting those gams!
Hopefully, Mrs. Simpson-Johnson learns a lesson from all of this. Stop with the baby-tossing photos and other stuff that makes us unsure of what to think and stick with being Instagram's favorite MILF.
Say what you will about Jessica Simpson's lack of talent, brains or common sense... those boobs are pretty fine. Are you a parking ticket, girl? You got fine written all over you.
Jessica Simpson wears a bra as a top in this photo. We have no complaints about this Jessica Simpson pic, or the outfit choice that preceded it. Most people can't get away with that, but when you've got the boobs, you best flaunt them.
This is, without question, the best Jessica Simpson picture ever taken. It shows you all you need to know about the singer, and everything she's got going for her.
To say the least. Cleavage would imply a glimpse of ... you know. This is pretty much her topless. It's one gust of wind away. GRAND is right, baby! OH YEAHHHHHHHHH
One uses a photo of Hulk Hogan as a motivational tool. Another warns of a very dangerous turtle. Another uses the concept of losing something in rather imaginative fashion.
And still another references Oregon Trail!
These are real fliers posted by actual people over the years - and we're having trouble even selecting a favorite.
Click through them now and just try not to burst out laughing. We dare you!
The news was stunning, particularly as Chris' longtime girlfriend Karrueche Tran showed no signs of being pregnant.
It was later revealed that Breezy's baby mama is a 31-year-old "friend" and former model named Nia.
There's no word on how long Karrueche has known about the love child, or whether or not she and Chris were dating at the time that Chris knocked Nia up. (These two break up and get back together more than Justin and Selena.)
Whatever the case, Karrueche made it clear today that she's through with Chris and his philandering ways. For now, at least...
"Listen. One can only take so much," Karrueche tweeted moments ago. "The best of luck to Chris and his family. No baby drama for me."
Well, she couldn't make it much more clear than that. Of course, like we said, Chris and Karrueche break up about once a month, so we'll see if it actually sticks this time.
You would think a surprise baby would be enough to convince this poor girl to keep her distance permanently, but Chris has cheated on Karrueche in the past, and she always comes back for more.
In the meantime, we're still waiting on key details like the baby's name and photos of Nia to emerge. Get to work, Breezy Sleuths!
But the next time Handler goes topless, fans may be surprised at what they see: a new set of jugs!
According to Us Weekly, the talk show host celebrated her 40th birthday by undergoing breast enhancement surgery about six months ago.
She was “stressed about looking saggy” as she grew older, an insider alleges.
A few of Handler's most recent shirtless snapshots are actually of these new boobs ("She's obsessed with them," the tabloid writes), as Chelsea took the time to look into doctors who could lessen scarring - and she couldn’t be happier with the results.
The same, of course, cannot be said for those featured in the following photo gallery. OUCH!
Wow. Just wow. Farrah Abraham's attempt to get lip injections failed so hard, we're at a loss for words. Watch this be just a shameless ploy to get get on Botched.
Ashley Tisdale has a new nose. Job well done, surgeons. Look at the High School Musical star before and after she got all hacked up. The difference is like so obvious.
Check out the results of Jenelle Evans' boob job ... according to some talented photoshop artists at least. We're not sure if this pic is authentic ... but then again neither is that rack.
