Jason Biggs and Jenny Mollen are one of those celebrity couples who are more focused on parenting these days than on making headlines.

But Jenny has come forward to share that their family has experienced every parent's nightmare.

Jenny revealed that she dropped their 5-year-old son on his head, resulting in a skull fracture.

Alongside one of her many redacted photos that give her children a semblance of privacy, Jenny Mollen shared a horror story.

"On Saturday evening," Jenny begins. "I dropped my son on his head."

She is speaking of her 5-year-old son, Sid.

She says that he fell, "causing him to fracture his skull."

Skull fractures can be fatal or lead to lifelong complications, even behavioral problems that manifest in adulthood.

"And," she adds, the injury resulted in Sid "landing him in the ICU."

"I am forever grateful to Lenox hill downtown and @nyphospital," Jenny expresses. "For their immediate response and aid."

She then gushes about her appreciation for absolutely every professional, on every level, who helped in this crisis.

"Thank you," she writes. "To all of the nurses, neurologists, pediatricians, residents, cafeteria staff, and brave women that keep the visitor‘s bathrooms clean."

"Not sure how this post turned into an Oscars acceptance speech..." Jenny admits, roasting herself a little.

Once the critical moments of a crisis has passed, it can be very healthy to deflect with humor.

"But @biggsjason Thank god for you!" she writes to and of her husband. "Thank god, thank god, thank god."

"It has been a traumatic week," Jenny affirms.

We would certainly imagine so.

"But," Jenny says. "Sid is home now."

Her post continues, and she makes it clear that her 5-year-old son is "taking things slowly."

"And," she notes, he is thankfully "recovering nicely."

Jenny then shares some news that indicates that Sid seems to be doing just fine.

"He is also eating a lot of chocolate dipped ice cream cones," she shares.

"And," Jenny adds, her son "plans to try cherry dipped soon."

Jenny expresses: "My heart goes out to all parents who have or will ever find themselves in this kind of position."

"You are not alone," she affirms.

Jenny's story struck a chord with a lot of moms -- including some of her fellow celebrities, like Jessica Alba and Krysten Ritter.

A number of commenters came forward to assure Jenny that this horrific nightmare happens more often than people think.

Jenny seems to know that -- which is why she chose to share the story.

Her fans and followers may take comfort in knowing that, if this happened in their own pasts, they're not the only parents who've done that.

At the same time, if Jenny's story makes any other parents extra careful with their kids, that certainly can't hurt.

Hopefully, no one will ever be rude enough to ask Sid "what, were you dropped on your head as a child?"

Because the answer is literally yes.

Unfortunately, that phrase comes from this all-too-common accident. Loving, attentive parents can drop their kids.

The result can be anything from a bruise to death.

We sincerely hope that Sid avoids any long-term consequences for this tragic accident.

And though a lot of identified serial killers suffered a massive head trauma as a child, we hope that no one makes insensitive jokes about Sid.

He's literally a child. Please be nice.

For a handful C-list stars and their offspring, the college admissions bribery scandal is a nightmare from which they just can't awaken.

As you've likely heard by now, Lori Loughlin and Felicity Huffman were among those ensnared by the FBI investigation dubbed Operation Varsity Blues.

Since then, the actresses' fates have diverged in a number of interesting ways.

Huffman expressed what seemed like genuine remorse and accepted a plea deal.

Loughlin -- who stands accused of much more egregious crimes -- opted not to accept a plea and will instead do battle with prosecutors in a proper trial.

As a result, legal experts predict that Loughlin will almost certainly go to prison.

And yet, insiders say the actress best known for portraying Aunt Becky on Full House is unfazed and remains convinced that she'll beat the case.

Here's hoping Loughlin's daughter, Olivia Jade Giannulli, inherited her mother's unflappable nature because there's reason to believe the influencer and aspiring cosmetics mogul is being investigated by the FBI.

Loughlin allegedly doled out bribes and conned admissions boards on behalf of both of her daughter so that they would be accepted to USC as members of the school's crew team.

(Even though neither of them had ever rowed crew.)

The Daily Mail is now reporting that one of Loughlin's daughters is under federal investigation.

Insiders claim the investigation was confirmed by letter the FBI sent to the admissions board at USC informing them that one of their students may soon face criminal charges.

It's currently unclear which daughter is being investigated, but many have assumed it's Olivia who might soon be in trouble, as she's been one of this scandal's most outspoken and high-profile figures from the beginning.

"It is a not-so-veiled threat," said one source who claims to have seen the letter.

"[The US Attorney's Office for the District of Massachusetts] is making it pretty clear that they have evidence that very strongly suggests she knew of the illegal plot."

Amazingly, the fact that her daughter might soon be brought up on charges was not enough to get Loughlin to accept a plea deal.

Olivia has already dropped out of USC, allegedly for fear of being bullied as a result of the scandal.

She has also lost endorsement deals with Sephora and several other cosmetics and beauty companies.

Now, it looks as though her situation is soon to go from bad to worse.

Kourtney Kardashian recently launched her very own brand, Poosh -- just in time for her 40th birthday.

That's right. As of Thursday, Kourtney turned 40 years old, and her family wasn't about to let her forget it.

Family and friends shared their wildest memories of Kourtney in a Poosh video, and some of these are bonkers. Others ... explain a lot.

"One of the craziest stories I remember about Kourtney was when she was 2-year-old," Kris reveals.

Speaking of Kourtney, Kris says: "she fell asleep on the school bus, going to school."

At two years old? Even if Kris is referring to preschool, we've seen plenty of millionaires personally drop off their kids at preschool.

"And," Kris continues. "The bus driver didn’t see her sleeping on the bench because she was so tiny and petite"

We get that Kourtney has always been teeny-tiny, but hat kind of rich people preschool was this?

Maybe it's normal to put two-year-olds on a bus by themselves in Calabasas. Anyway, the story goes on:

"And the bus driver dropped off all of the kids," Kris says, noting that "Kourtney was still sleeping."

"He locked up the bus and went out to breakfast," Kris reveals.

"And that," Kris understates. "Was pretty traumatizing."

Yes, we would imagine so.

"Happy birthday, Kourtney. I can’t believe you’re 40-years-old," Kris raves.

"The time goes by so quickly," she observes. "And in a blink of an eye, you’re 40!"

"I promised you I wouldn’t cry on your birthday -- at your party -- and I’m going to try not to cry now," Kris promises.

"I just want you to know you’re the love of my life," she affirms. "You are my little soulmate and my first born."

"And I love you more than you’ll ever imagine,” Kris gushes. “Happy birthday and I wish you [all the] happiness and God Bless. I love you!"

"My wildest memory of Kourtney is probably just when we were younger," Kendall begins.

"She would babysit Kylie and I all the time," she recalls. "And pick us up in her white BMW and she would drive so fast."

Remember, there's a 16-and-a-half year age difference between Kourtney and Kendall.

"And she would take us to her house," Kendall continues. "Where her and her boyfriend lived."

"She would just make us junk food all day long," Kendall continues. "And let us play video games."

"We loved her for it," she remarks.

We would imagine so! Spoiling kids is one of the benefits of being an adult but not the primary caregiver.

"Kylie and I looked up to her so much," Kendall gushes.

"And," she concludes. "I just always aspired to be as funny and outgoing as she was."

Kylie says that her favorite memory of Kourtney involves the two of them arguing about Tinkerbell pajamas that Kylie wanted.

Kourtney was a full-on adult when Kylie was born, so this is goofy.

Maybe they don't have that many memories because of the age gap, which is sad, but Kylie's story is just ... kind of dull. No shade.

Khloe teases that she has no shortage of wild, sordid tales to share about Kourtney.

She also says that, because she's such a good sister, she won't horrify Kourtney by tainting her Poosh brand with them.

(Notably, a number of Kourt's friends say similar things about keeping quiet about her wild times -- a great way to boost someone's rep)

Kim's stories are all about being relentlessly bullied by her older sister.

"I just remember having the saddest memories," Kim says. "Because Kourtney was so mean to me all the time,”

“She was always finding a way to pick on me or pick on me," Kim complains.

"A funny little example is when we were in Palm Springs …" Kim begins, explaining that they would visit their grandparents there.

Kim accuses Kourt of having recruited all of her friends to spend time with her, not Kim, and even try to humiliate her in front of her peers.

"She would take, like, grapefruit and oranges," Kim accuses. "And throw them at me and try to get me to fall."

Happy birthday, Kourtney!

Meredith may be back in the world of dating, but she was still keeping a secret of epic proportions. 

Her kids had no idea she was dating DeLuca, and it all came crashing down on Thursday's episode of Grey's Anatomy.

DeLuca ran into Zola in the middle of the night at Meredith's, and it made the surgeon realize she needed to come clean.

Meredith's biggest concern, however, was that her new man was not fond of children. In true DeLuca fashion, he said he did.

He went as far as saying the kids might end up liking him more than her. Meredith was confused, primarily because she fretted her kids did not take the news well. 

“All you have to do is show up, make it clear what’s happening, answer her questions,” Bailey said to Meredith at the hospital.

“All she wants to know is that you’re not going anywhere no matter what.”

The kids took the news well. Neither of them complained about it, so that was a good start.

“He may be coming around a lot more, but I’m not going anywhere,” she told them. “You’re stuck with me.”

Elsewhere, Jo made her grand return to work, but everyone realized there was something off with her.

Alex grew concerned that he and Jo were about to break off. If they can't confide in each other, then what can they do?

“She isn’t Izzie. She isn’t Ava or Lexie. She isn’t your mother. She’s not broken, and neither are you,” Meredith told her friend.

“She’s going through something, and she’s been through worse and come through on the other side fine. She just isn’t ready to talk about it yet.”  

Jo tried to hide out from everyone but grew excited when Jackson wanted her to work with him ... until Jackson realized Jo was drunk and had a water bottle filled with vodka.

Yikes, right?

Alex realized he needed to put his foot down, and said that she needed to talk to him about things.

“I will talk to you when I’m ready to talk to you, and if you ever threaten to go to Pittsburgh again, I will leave you. Are you clear?” Jo said.

“If you ever come to work drunk again, I’ll tell Bailey,” Alex replied.

“Great,” Jo said. “We have a deal.”

This does not bode well for this marriage, you guys.

What did you think of all the latest action?

Hit the comments below.

Grey's Anatomy airs Thursdays on ABC.

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Jinger Duggar may be moving to Los Angeles, but the reality star has made it very clear on Instagram:

Her heart will always be in Arkansas.

Specifically, it will always be with the two people who raised her and taught her every life lesson: parents Michelle and Jim Bob Duggar.

Jinger and husband Jeremy Vuolo, of course, moved away from many of the former's family members years ago and have been residing in Laredo, Texas.

However, they confirmed to People Magazine several days ago that yet another move was on the horizon.

"In recent days, God has made it overwhelmingly clear to us that he is leading us out of Laredo," the couple told this publication in an interview, elaborating as follows:

"Through much prayer and counsel, the next step for our family is to relocate to Los Angeles to attend Grace Community Church as Jeremy pursues graduate studies at The Master's Seminary."

Labeling the decision to relocate as one of the "hardest things we've ever done," the couple asked fans for prayers and said they will become California residents in July.

Now, ahead of this major life change, Jinger has taken a moment to look back.

She has shared a photo of herself being kissed on the cheeks by Jim Bob and Michelle and published an affiliated caption that showers praise on both her mother and her father.

"Dear Dad & Mom, I want to take a moment to express my deep love and gratitude for you," she writes to open this message, adding:

"You two have impacted my life in ways that will forever be imprinted upon my heart. You not only taught us kids what it means to be a Christian but exemplified it by your daily walk with Christ.

"Your training was one not merely of words, but of actions."

This note is notable because Jinger has clashed at times with her conservative parents.

She has famously worn pants in the past. She waited an entire year after marriage to get pregnant. And now she's moving to the liberal bastion of Los Angeles, sparking talk that mom and dad have disowned their daughter.

So it's safe to assume this open letter is Jinger's attempt to get back on Jim Bob and Michelle's good side.

Continues the mother of one in it:

"Truly there is no greater emphasis that you could’ve instilled in us kids, than that of love for God and others. Your constant care for both our physical and spiritual needs is but a small example of our Heavenly Father’s love and nurturing care for His children."

Neither Jim Bob nor Michelle has spoken on Jinger and Jeremy's impending move.

We can't imagine they are too thrilled over it.

But perhaps they are taking solace in their daughter's seemingly heartfelt conclusion, which reads:

I am so grateful to God for the gift of such godly parents and role models as you. May the Lord grant both Jeremy & me the grace to raise our sweet Felicity with that same nurturing care and devotion..

I love you both dearly! Your grateful daughter , Jinge.

How sweet, right?

Now, if you'll excuse Jinger, she has to go make sure her husband isn't banging other women like he wants to.

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After putting out two back to back albums, climbing to number 1 on the Billboard charts, and slaying the stage at Coachella over the weekend -- it's safe to say Ariana Grande is living her best life.

Or is she?

Ari got super personal on her last two albums, Sweetener and thank u, next, but she is finding it hard to keep her emotions in check while performing the songs on her tour. 

Which only makes sense considering the songs are either referencing to her ex-fiance Pete Davidson or her late boyfriend Mac Miller. 

The popstar has always been praised for being open and honest when it comes to her fans and she kept it real once again on Thursday as she opened up about the struggles she faces while performing. 

On Thursday a fan tweeted, "Music is your therapy and I love seeing it heal you."

And while most followers expected her to reply with a heart emoji or an "i love u" she shocked us all by revealing that's not always the case. 

"Making it is healing," she said in a since-deleted tweet. "Performing it is like reliving it all over again and it is hell."

The Arianators quickly rushed to her side offering their support. 

Many said they "wouldn't be mad" if she canceled the rest of her Sweetener tour to take time for herself."

However, the singer was adamant that she "won't do that." 

When a fan asked if she thinks touring is good for her health, Ari responded, "I don't think it is." 

"honestly, it's been v hard. i have [so much] on my mind and it's so heavy," the "7 Rings" songstress shared. "but i'm trying hard."

She posted another tweet adding, "i just feel empty and i wanna have more to say/better energy to give to u and rn i don't have anything. love u."

This confession came after her ground-breaking 2019 Coachella performance -- where she was the youngest headliner at the festival.

More recently, the 25-year-old opened up about her mental health struggles too. 

Taking to her Instagram Stories, she revealed the "terrifying" levels of her PTSD she had after getting a brain scan, as reported by E! 

"Didn't mean to startle anyone with my brain thingy," she wrote a day after sharing her results which could be connected to the deadly terrorist attack that happened at her May 2017 concert in Manchester, England. 

"It just blew me away. I found it informative and interesting and wanted to encourage y'all to make sure you check on your brains / listen to your bodies / take care of yourselves too."

She continued on, saying, "I love Science and seeing the physical reality of what's going on in there is incredible to me."

"I mean, I feel it all the time, but seeing it is totally different and super cool."

Ari explains that when she is having a good day she feels the need to share that and wants to be more open about her experience with her PTSD. 

"I am constantly working on my health / learning how to process pain (aren't we all). Everyday is different but I'm doing my best."

She also admits that she thinks she would be more sad if she didn't commit and continue on with her tour. 

"Having a routine is good for PTSD . been readin bout it. i would be sad without the shows too. imma be ok. might change the set list a lil," she shared. 

This is Ari's first time hitting the road since her split from Pete and Mac's sudden death. 

Her tour began in March 2019, which originally consisted of 42-arena shows in major cities around North America. 

But since she is oh-so popular and fans all around the world want to hear Ari's latest jams, she has added nine more performances to her tour. 

This has been a defining year for Grande, no-doubt, and while we wish her the best with her remaining shows, we also hope there's a tropical vacay or some major down-time calling her name here real soon. 

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Infamous Florida man and disgraced killer George Zimmerman has been banned from yet another dating app.

The reason? He lies about who he is, including his name, to try to lure women who would never give him the time of day if they knew who he was.

Tinder's ban is not the first time that this irredeemable creep has been booted from a dating site.

According to The New York Post, George Zimmerman has been kicked off of Tinder.

The grounds for his expulsion included his fake profile.

He was posing as a man named Carter, who works as a consultant.

Zimmerman also falsely claimed to have attended Liberty University, a notoriously conservative college.

Perhaps he was hoping that a conservative woman might not be frightened away when she realizes that she's dating a racist killer.

"I'm looking for carefree [misplaced comma] fun!" Zimmerman announces in his phony profile.

"I love the outdoors," he writes, adding: "fishing camping and hiking."

He continues: "I love adventure."

"Not into huge crowds," Zimmerman notes.

If we were one of the most infamous and reviled killers who managed to be acquitted, we wouldn't want to go to crowded places, either.

The more people, the greater the chances that you get recognized.

"I'm also down with Longhorn takeout," Zimmerman's profile under a pseudonym concludes.

Not the best product endorsement that Longhorn Steakhouse has ever received.

As we noted, Tinder is not the first dating app the excise Zimmerman like a festering mass of necrotic tissue.

Bumble has had to remove him from their network, as well.

In fact, Bumble has had to do so twice.

In February, Bumble released a statement explaining that Zimmerman had been booted for the second time.

"George Zimmerman was blocked and banned in December 2018," Bumble announced. "When we first discovered his profile."

"We have blocked and banned him again," the statement reads.

Bumble took this move "after we were informed by our users that he had created a new unverified profile."

We suppose that a man who stalked and killed an unarmed teenager isn't going to feel beholden to an app's T&S.

George Zimmerman has been known to mask his identity in a number of uncreative ways, including writing his name as "Jorge."

He has even been caught "lurking" on OKCupid, a popular dating site older than Tinder or even Grindr.

What is truly astonishing is that, no matter which fake name or phony backstory he provides, one thing is consistent.

He allegedly sends the same flirtateous message to every women whom he attempts to woo.

And sometimes, people recognize him immediately.

Zimmerman allegedly claims to be new to any given dating app in his opening message.

Since he keeps getting kicked off, that's arguably true.

He'll then tell a short story about having gone ice skaing for the first time, indicating that he's a "fun guy" who is willing to try new things.

Then he asks the object of his affections about her first date.

In the screenshot above, you can see that the woman recognized "Jorge" immediately.

While it's always funny to see George Zimmerman get punched in the face -- metaphorically, of course -- we should keep something in mind.

Trayvon Martin was an innocent teenager who was stalked, attacked, and shot to death while walking home in his neighborhood.

His family continues to mourn and grieve this injustice.

George Zimmerman may be a clown, but he's never funny.

We will say that it's unfair to suggest that there should be a dating app exclusively for Geroge Zimmerman and Casey Anthony.

O.J. Simpson should be allowed on that app, too.

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Actress and self care villain Gwyneth Paltrow is confused by Khloe and Tristan cheating drama, but she knows her body.

When she saw a stray tweet that disparaged the "saggy" boobs of 40-year-olds, she didn't let it slide.

Gwyneth took the OP to task, insisting that "forties titties" could be "all that and a pack of chips."

A mostly body-positive tweet that unfortunately excluded older people took off on Twitter.

"Someone just asked me if my boobs always have to be out," the tweet begins.

"LMAO yes bitch," the post reads. "They do."

"i’m 21 years old," the tweet continues. "This is prime titty time."

"When i’m 40 and they’re saggy," the writer promises. "I’ll put them away."

"But until then," she asks. "Can shut your mother teresa turtleneck wearing ass up and mind your damn business."

Anything that you post could always get screencapped and shared by someone hoping to boost their own page using your words.

That is what happened with this post about young boobs -- and a certain Goop fiend saw them.

"Hey now," Gwyneth Paltrow interjected.

"40’s titties can still be all that and a pack of chips," she wrote indignantly.

Gwyneth concluded her admonishment: "Don’t you forget it."

The Goop founder is 46 years old and understandably was feeling a little defensive of tatas everywhere.

Of course, not everyone believes that Gwyneth writes her own social media comments.

"These comments from gwyn are fake as f--k,” a post accused back in February.

“Feel bad for poor millennial that ghost writes them," the accusation expressed.

"Hope they are getting paid well," the conspiracy theorist wrote. "Or some goop credit."

If the idea of getting paid in Goop credit sends a chill down your spine, don't worry.

Maybe a nice vaginal steaming will warm you right up.

That conspiracy theory did not go unseen or unchallenged.

"Sit on it," Gwyneth herself fired back. "I write all this dumb stuff myself you jackass."

She then suggested that she uses social media to relax.

“What else do moms do in the bath with a glass of wine?" she asks.

We have to say that we believe her.

What person under 39 would write "all that and a pack of chips" in any context?

Now, Gwyneth may have jumped the gun a little bit when she called out that boob post.

The 21-year-old who's proud to have her boobs on display was speaking of herself.

Nowhere did she insist that women in their forties are obligated to pack away their breasts in storage.

She didn't even say that they're all saggy.

It's just that she expects that her boobs will be saggy when she's literally twice as old as she is now.

Some older folks may question Gwyneth's use of the word "titties."

For a long time, it was used as a derogatory term to dehumanize women by discussing their body parts.

However, the term -- and its variant spelling, tiddies -- has been reclaimed in recent years.

People proudly discuss their own titties, and we say people because it's an increasingly gender-neutral term.

Guys, gals, and nonbinary pals alike may discuss their own "tits."

Seriously, if you see a discussion of Henry Cavill on social media, you're more likely than not to find someone mention his tiddies.

We basically never say this, but good for Gwyneth for helping to take the sting out of a very fun word.

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On Monday, actress Bella Thorne announced that she had split from rapper Mod Sun.

Unless you're under 25 or a big fan of white rappers from the Midwest, you might have reacted to that sentence with a hearty "WHO?!" but trust us -- they're both pretty big deals in their respective circles.

(Bella has 19 million Instagram followers!)

Anyway, the relationship between Bella and Mod (we can't with that name) was brief, but seemingly serious.

At one point, it was even rumored that Bella was pregnant with Mr. Sun's baby.

Though to be fair, that's because this extremely-thirsty couple posted a bunch of pics that were designed to lead us to the assumption that Bella was pregnant (like the one below, in which Mod is kissing Bella's belly).

Earlier this week, however, Bella and Mod attended Coachella together and then promptly broke up, which is an extremely millennial way to call it quits.

(Of course, at 21, Bella might actually be a member of Generation Z or whatever, but that's a conversation for another time.)

At first, it seemed like the split would be totally amicable.

Bella posted the photo below, along with a caption reading:

"I will always love you. All good things must come to an end."

Unfortunately, it seems that sometimes, all good things come to an end in disastrous fashion.

TMZ is reporting today that Mod's representatives called the cops last night after Bella showed up at the rapper's home unannounced.

Apparently, Mod was not at home at the time, and Bella was not seeking a confrontation.

She only wanted to pick up some belongings that she'd left at the house, which is another indication that this split happened far more abruptly than the couple would have us believe.

Still, Mod's people were understandably surprised by the sight of Bella strolling in through an unlocked backdoor.

They dialed 911, but Bella took off before the cops got there.

Interestingly, it seems that Bella may have already moved on to a new relationship.

E! News is reporting that she was spotted canoodling with a mystery man on Thursday night.

And Thorne's latest social media post does seem to indicate a recent change for the better in her life:

"Happy girl was sad girl and needed a break to breathe. Running myself down and now I feel better. Thank u," she wrote.

It's cool that she's found happiness again so quickly -- but hopefully she'll hold off on moving her stuff over to this new guy's house.

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In real time, Kourtney Kardashian turned 40 on Thursday. In Keeping Up With The Kardashians time, she's on a family vacation in Bali.

Nobody knows how to push your buttons like your family, and Kourtney knows just what to say to set off Khloe.

In this new clip, Kourt makes one little accusation ... and Khloe flips her s--t.

"Life is so crazy and hectic," Kim says in the Keeping Up With The Kardashians sneak peek.

We have to say, "life" is an odd nickname for her husband, but sure.

"I am so looking forward to having tea ceremonies on a daily"

"and just, like, eat, pray, love"

Khloe notes that her list is shorter and simpler: "Just eat for me."

"I think that we need to do some soul-searching," Kourtney observes.

Khloe clearly disagrees.

"Speak for yourself!" she tells her eldest sister.

"No," Kourt replies. "You do, too."

But Khloe believes that this is not an enlightened statement.

"That's actually not a very 'soul' thing to say," Khloe asserts.

Khloe adds: "That's not very 'zen' of you."

(Khloe is referring to Zen Buddhism, which is a school of Mahayana Buddhism that has been romanticized and appropriated by Western New Agers)

Kourtney then replies, in her typical deadpan voice: "I'm kidding."

Khloe very constructively insists: "No you're not," resulting in an equally constructive "yeah I am" from Kourt.

"Well I need to just take a mental Xanax," Kim says.

You can just say relax. You don't need to talk about taking an imaginary benzodiazepine. But okay, sure.

"That I get," Scott Disick chimes in.

As you may recall, Kourtney recently un-banned Scott from family vacations, and he joined them in Bali.

"I'm not going to get one," Kim says, referring to literal anxiety medication. "I have all my kids today."

Scott then offers: "I'll gladly hang with the kids."

Anything to get away from the conflict at the table, right?

Kim then marvels at Scott behaving like "father of the year."

"Not even that," Khloe adds. "You're just so positive."

"I am," Scott agrees. "A little bit annoyingly positive."

"It's not annoying at all," Khloe counters.

In unison, she and Kim say: "It's great."

"Khloe," Kourtney explains. "I was just thinking you complain a lot."

"I complain about True’s stuff?" Khloe replies incredulously.

"I asked if she’s in there with her luggage," she recalls. "And they said, ‘Yeah, everything is set up.’"

Clearly, it was not.

"How is that complaining," Khloe demans. "If someone’s not telling me accurate information?"

"Are you on crack that you’re chill?" Khloe says of Kourtney. "The bitch complains for hours."

Khloe then blows up.

"You’re telling me that I’m f--king critical," she exclaims. "Because I asked not to be lied to about my daughter?"

"If you get lied to about the f--king weather, you throw a f--king fit," she accuses. "God forbid it was about your child. …"

"Get out of my f--king business," Khloe demands. "I help you with your kids, I do this and that."

"I don’t have to do s--t," she asserts. "I don’t even have to f--king be here."

"You’re telling me I’m critical?" Khloe rages as she departs. "Look in the f--king mirror."

Back in February, Tristan Thompson cheated on Khloe Kardashian with Jordyn Woods, thus effectively bringing an end to two relationships.

Obviously, Khloe dumped Tristan, but his abhorrent actions also brought an end to the lifelong friendship between Jordyn and Kylie Jenner.

Jordyn lost a lot more than a friendship when Kylie kicked her to the curb.

The cosmetics mogul is so insanely wealthy that being her friend qualifies as a job, which means Woods is now without her primary source of income.

Not only that, Jordyn was living in Kylie's guesthouse at the time of her disastrous hook up with Tristan.

Insiders say Woods is back living at home with her mother after being ousted from Jenner's property.

Despite all of that, when TMZ caught up with Jordyn at LAX on Thursday, she had nothing but good things to say about her ex-BFF.

Based on the voice behind the camera, it's that long-haired Australian dude thatr Harvey Levin is always roasting on the TV show.

He kicks things off by asking about Jordyn's interview with the Jada Pinkett Smith and it the Smith family has been helpful in her efforts to rebuilt her public image.

Jordyn to Kylie: Love You, Girl!

After that, he gets right into the good stuff, asking, "Would you be willing to rekindle the friendship and try to make things right with Kylie?"

"I have love for everyone," Woods cryptically responds.

Asked if that includes Kylie, Jordyn cryptically answers, "Always."

The Aussie is persistent, and he follows Jordyn and her entourage all the way to the escalator.

Jordyn stops just short of giving Aussie the sound bite he needs, but as member of Jordyn's crew provides, when she turns to the camera and says, "We love you, Kylie."

Ya know what's really crazy about all of this?

We believe Jordyn's affection is genuine.

As TMZ points out, the whole scandal has only made Woods more popular

(She probably wasn't getting stopped for autographs and selfies before all this happened.)

And yet, she would probably take it all back if it meant sparing her second family the pain of yet another infidelity controversy.

If we had to make a prediction, we would guess that Jordyn will eventually be welcomed back into the fold.

But it might be quite some time before she's fully forgiven.

View Slideshow: Khloe Kardashian GOES OFF on Jordyn Woods, Trashes Ex-Friend as Total Liar

"To have and to hold from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until deportation do us part," apparently read Teresa and Joe Giudice's vows on their wedding day. 

The former Real Housewives of New Jersey star tirelessly fought to avoid being deported back to his native Italy after spending more than three years in prison for tax fraud. 

But as of Thursday, Joe has been informed that his deportation appeal has been denied.

And his family is blaming his wife for the court's decision claiming Teresa refused to go to court and beg for mercy during his hearings, Radar Online learned. 

The reality star never appeared in court as the government held multiple hearings regarding Joe's deportation process and now that he lost his appeal to stay in America his family is holding her responsible. 

"Joe's family feels like Teresa should have taken the girls and cried in front of the judge," the insider told Radar. 

"They think that she could have had some influence over the decision.

"How could a judge rule against all of the girls and the mom, a real American family?" asked the source. 

The Real American Family of New Jersey, perhaps? 

The insider told Radar that Teresa's recent actions have completely horrified Joe's family. 

"They couldn't believe that she could go on vacation all over the place, and with that young guy, but not go and support Joe. It broke their hearts."

News broke back in February that Teresa was hooking up with young boy toy Blake Schreck in Miami.

Multiple shocking photos surfaced of the two holding hands and him sneaking out of her rented condo -- Teresa has yet to confirm or even confront the situation. 

"It is like it never happened," another insider said about Teresa's demand that her castmates not bring up Blake, who is 20 years younger than the 46-year-old Bravo star. 

But now that Joe is most likely going to be out of the picture since Teresa has already explained that she will not be doing long distance because she "wants somebody with [her] every day" -- maybe we will be seeing more of Blake, a New Jersey native, in the future? 

A fellow Clinton County Correctional Facility inmate's mother told Radar that Joe was "crying" and "had his head in his hands" following the April 11 ruling. 

"He said Joey -- they call him Joey -- is miserable," the woman explained in an interview. 

"He apparently broke down last week at the lunch table. He was just staring ahead, not touching his food."

However, the father of four's attorney told Radar that the legal team has filed a petition for the federal court to review the appeals decisions. 

This is the last chance Joe has at avoiding his exile to Italy and it's not looking promising -- but he and his legal team are fighting till the end. 

With or without his wife's loving support. 

View Slideshow: Teresa Giudice: Filing For Divorce Once Joe Gets Deported?!

It is not merely on between Tamra Judge and Kelly Dodd.

According to this brand new report, it is SO very on between Tamra Judge and Kelly Dodd.

In a recent video that surfaced online earlier this week, Tamra can be heard making a rather startling accusation.

"She pushed her mother down the stairs," Judge appears to say in the footage below, later adding "Kelly Dodd is the common problem."

Sound like a random allegation? And a rather daming one? Yes on both accounts.

But click PLAY on the following video to listen for yourself:

Tamra Judge: Kelly Dodd Pushed Her Mom Down the Friggen Stairs!

In a statement to People Magazine in response to Tamra's claim, Dodd made her feelings clear.

"Tamra is a known liar," she said. "My mom would be happy to go on record [and say] I never pushed her down the stairs."

Judge and Dodd, along with their Real Housewives of Orange County co-stars, are supposed to be filming scenes for Season 14 right about now.

But a source tells Radar Online that Tamra and Kelly are making this rather difficult at the moment.

“Things are really awful right now between Tamra and Kelly. They had a huge falling out and it is no joke,” a production insider tells Radar Online.

As cited above, Kelly hasrefuted Tamra’s seemingly ridiculous allegation, the source told Radar that bad blood remains between the women.

Like, VERY bad blood.

“Kelly has had some issues with her family in the past, but she never pushed her mother down the stairs. Her mother even said that on-camera and Tamra should have known better," adds this informant.

It is true that Kelly has feuded in the past with both her mother and her brother; this is not a secret.

The family drama heated up in 2017 after Dodd booted her brother, Eric Meza, out of her house. At the time, Dodd was going through a divorce from her now ex-husband, Michael Dodd.

This rivalry then ramped up after Meza told multiple media outlets that Dodd abused drugs, which coincides with Vicki Gunvalson’s claim last season that Dodd has used cocaine in the past.

She has denied all of these claims.

Just five days ago, however, Kelly shared the following photo of her mother and brother and wrote as a caption:

I am so happy to have my family back!! It’s lent and it’s all about forgiveness.. my Mom hates @tamrajudge always told me to be careful!! @realericmeza #family #lent#forgiveness #love.

As long-time Real Housewives viewers know... prior to feuding with Tamra, Dodd was engaged in another explosive feud with co-star Vicki Gunvalson.

This one started when Vicki set up Kelly’s ex-husband Michael Dodd on a blind date with one of her girlfriends. Which is just, come on: Who does that?!?

Bravo, meanwhile, has not yet announced a premiere date for The Real Housewives of Orange County 14.

But we'll be tuning in for certain!

View Slideshow: Kelly Dodd Responds to Cocaine Allegations, 12-Year-Old Daughter OWNS Vicki Gunvalson as Feud Escalates

Alaskan Bush People star Matt Brown revealed exactly how he started drinking again.

Now, he's focused upon his regained sobriety and living his life ... a considerable distance away from his parents.

A new report says that this is just how Matt likes it -- because he doesn't want much to do with the rest of the Browns.

According to a new report by RadarOnline, Matt Brown is miles away from the new Browntown in Washington State.

"Matt is living with his girlfriend in California right now,” an insider divulges.

And he wouldn't have it any other way.

“He has no desire to be anywhere near his parents," the source characterizes.

"And," the insider adds. "Really wants nothing to do with them."

Matt recently completed a stint in rehab.

That inpatient treatment was followed by sobriety meetings, therapy, and a sober coach.

Matt spent time in L.A. while his mother was in town.

Ami still gets multiple check-ups a year to ensure that her lung cancer has not returned.

Fortunately, the Brown family owns a Beverly Hills mansion.

Apparently, Matt isn't the only member of the Brown family who is tired of being cooped up in the wilderness.

"Rain cannot wait to turn 18," the source claims.

Rain is currently 16 years old and has been her family's de facto spokesperson since she was 14.

The insider says that she looks forward to being an adult "so she can get out of the house."

Apparently a large source of Rain's discontent is clashing with her older and only sister.

"Although she and Birdie tolerate each other," the source says. "They do not always see eye to eye on things and could not be any more different."

Sisters getting on each other's last nerve is just a fact of life, but Rain isn't alone.

"Bam Bam and Allison want nothing to do with his family," the insider says.

"The only reason that Bam Bam even was on the show," the source claims. "Is because he has to in order for them to keep the contracts."

Nothing brings a family together like a telvision contract, we guess.

"He does not like his mother and father," the insider explains. "Because of the way that they treat Allison."

And then there's Gabe and his new bride, Raquell Rose.

The two lovebirds tied the knot earlier this year, just one month before Valentine's Day.

But this same report claims that this was a shotgun wedding that Billy Brown forced them into.

(In 2019, if you can imagine!)

According to the claim, Raquell was pregnant, which is why she and Gabe were forced to the altar.

They currently live pretty close to Billy and Ami, but it sounds like there are some major tensions at play.

Families are complicated, and that is certainly true for the Browns.

When you have as many children as Billy and Ami do, you're really increasing your odds of family squabbles.

Right now, it looks like there are only two things keeping the Brown family on speaking terms.

The first is Alaskan Bush People itself and their contractual obligations.

The second is the family fortune that they've amassed through their fame.

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