Back when the 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After?Season 4 premiere date was revealed, we knew that Chantel and Pedro were part of the cast.

But it turns out that this is only the beginning of what these two have in store for fans and viewers.

They -- and their dramatic families -- are getting their very own spinoff series that's all about them.

People reports that Chantel Everett and Pedro Jimeno are getting their very own 90 Day Fiance spinoff!

What's more is that they won't be starring alone -- they'll be among family.

That means Chantel's parents, Karen and Thomas.

That means her siblings, River and Winter.

And we'll also see Pedro's mom, Lidia, and his sister, Nicole.

This new show will be called The Family Chantel.

TLC says that the series "follow this unique modern family as they try to get past their differences and come together."

Chantel and Pedro appeared on Season 4 of 90 Day Fiance, and then appeared on two (soon to be three) seasons of Happily Ever After?

Keep in mind that there's more drama to this crowd than Chantel and Pedro telling a little white lie about their engagement.

On Happily Ever After, Pedro had an explosive fight with Chantel's family. Lamps were punched, shirts were torn, and weaves were ripped off.

As we saw in a sneak peek at the new season of Happily Ever After?, Chantel's mom has since acquired a taser that she has named Shocky.

Howard Lee, president and general manager of TLC, has put out an enthusiastic statement on this new spinoff.

"This is an awesome moment for TLC," he raves.

Lee continues: "as we create a family show based on one of our most popular 90 Day couples."

This is far from the first spin-off, but this is the first time that an extended family has been placed front-and-center.

"And," he notes. "On a whole new night."

As the statement continues, it is clear why TLC selected these particular individuals for a spinoff.

Lee explains: "Our fans can’t get enough of Pedro, Chantel, and their larger-than-life families."

"For a brand known as the destination for love, relationships, and family shows," the statement reads.

Lee continues: "The Family Chantel hits the bullseye."

That makes sense.

This could potentially open the door to other complicated casts of family members getting their own spinoffs.

Keep in mind, of course, that Chantel and Pedro will still appear on the new season of Happily Ever After?

That season premieres on Sunday, April 28. That's just weeks away.

In the mean time, for the bajillionth time, we have to wonder what other spinoffs could be on the horizon.

They could take stories like Steven and Olga's and Kalani and Asuelu's and create a series specifically for couples making this journey because of a pregnancy or new baby.

They could also make a show about bitter exes, following them both as they get on with their lives.

(Danielle and Mohamed come to mind, but so do Larissa and Colt, and they're not the only ones)

The thing about 90 Day Fiance is that there are so many possibilities, each as exciting as the last.

View Slideshow: 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After Season 4 Cast REVEALED!

Jana Kramer is fighting till the end. 

The singer's relationship with Mike Caussin started off rocky, to say the least, but she knew he was The One so she forgave him for his slip-ups and moved forward, according to Us Weekly. 

And by slip-ups, we are referring to his numerous counts of infidelity. 

"I actually wanted to work on it, 'cause he effed up in the very beginning... even when we were dating," she opened up on her Monday episode of her "Whine Down" podcast. 

"And if he didn't actually really want to work on it, he could have easily have been like, 'Yeah, whatever, next.' And I could have too."

"I could have been like, 'Oh, he screwed up, next.' But I didn't... I really liked him," the One Tree Hill alum explained. 

Kramer and Caussin tied the knot in May of 2015 and still admit to fighting just as hard to make their relationship work through the good times and the bad. 

"It's so easy to get divorced nowadays. It's so easy."

"So it's, like, you have to work at it. It's hard. It sucks. Some days, it literally sucks," the singer confessed. 

But overall the duo has a deep love for each other and they're bound to make it to the finish line. 

AKA forever -- as the true romantics like to call that. 

"I would say that in the times of chaos is when I love him the most because it's like, 'Ok, we're here, doing this together,'" Jana says.

The former NFL star wants the marriage to work as well and vowed to always have the Whiskey singer's back.

"We both are empathetic to how hard it is," Caussin explains. 

"So when it gets hard, we both want to help each other and pick each other up and reassure one another, like, 'Hey, we're doing this. Our kids are healthy, our kids are alive, we're providing for them," the father said of their children, daughter Jolie, 3, and son Jace, 4 months.

"So when you think of it in that kind of view, you're like, 'Hey, you know what? We're ok."

The two have experienced many ups and downs throughout their relationship. 

Back in September 2016 news broke that the athlete had cheated on the actress with multiple women and suffered from sex addiction. 

Jana and Mike briefly split before reconciling in December of 2017, but as of more recently, Caussin admitted that he had a "massive" relapse a year ago and was almost unfaithful to Kramer again.

But like the true country woman Jana is, she is living by the (out-dated) words of Tammy Wynette and standing by her man. 

Cheater and all. 

Despite Mike's major imperfections, the Dancing With the Stars alum told Us on April 2 that she is proud of him and the work he has done to better himself. 

"[Another relapse] could happen, but here's the thing: Whether you're an addict or not, something could always happen," she says.

"Anyone can cheat. Someone can cheat right now or tomorrow. I think, of course, being an addict, I think there's always that chance that it's higher, but I also know... where he's at now and the work we've done in our relationship."

She added: "He's got to live day by day, and in this moment today, I know he's sober and he's healthy and we're happy."

It sounds like Mike has come a long way from his former easily aroused self, plus the 32-year-old is getting up there in age -- meaning his sex drive should be slightly decreasing in years to come.

So there is a light at the end of the tunnel! 

And If Jana has held onto her beau for this long, we see many happy and un-divorced days ahead for their (adorable!) family.  

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When the suspected killer of Nipsey Hussle pleaded not guilty to all charges, he didn't do so alone.

By his side was his attorney, Chris Darden, who gained fame and notoriety decades ago as a prosecutor during the O.J. Simpson trial.

Now, misguided Nipsey fans are bombarden Darden's daughter with hate on Instagram, and she is speaking out.

"I’ve been receiving vile comments and messages," Jenee Darden's heartbreaking post begins.

This has been happening "since news broke that my father, Chris Darden, is the defense attorney for the man accused of killing Nipsey Hussle."

"Like many of you," Jenee writes. "I found out about my father’s involvement in the case while scrolling through social media."

"I was not prepared for this backlash," she admits.

Jenee adds that he vitriol directed at her "has triggered bad memories from the O.J. Simpson trial."

"My father is a grown man," Jenee points out. "And has been a defense attorney for some time."

In case it was not obvious, she reminds anyone reading her message: "I have no say in the cases he takes on."

Jenee adds that she knows better than most "why it hurts so deeply when we lose talented, young Black men."

She is a black woman herself and a journalist with a real passion for matters of justice.

She asks that Nipsey's fans "channel that energy toward continuing Nipsey’s legacy in strengthening our communities and lifting up each other."

When Nipsey says that her comments have been flooded with hate, she's not kidding.

It took us mere seconds to find examples.

"So your dad is representing the killer of Nipsey???" writes on commenter. "Wowwww."

"Your dad is scum," declares another, who decided to make their opinion her business.

"YOUR FATHER IS A COWARD AND A TRAITOR TO HIS OWN PEOPLE!" accuses another.

That same hater writes: "ALWAYS HAS BEEN AND ALWAYS WILL BE! F--KING DISGUSTING!"

Each of these particular comments was under an Instagram post about Jenee's excitement about Avengers: Endgame.

In reality, Jenee herself had already posted multiple times mourning Nipsey before she or anyone else knew who Eric Holder's attorney was.

"When our Black men are taken from us, the women left behind have to carry a different weight of grief," Jenee acknowledged in one post.

"I feel bad Lauren London is going through this," she expressed.

Jenee wrote: "As she grieves, she has to be strong for her children. I hope she has support."

In conclusion, she asked: "When we go learn to stop killing each other?"

In another post, Jenee drew parallels between Nipsey and another talented artist of color who was taken from the world too soon.

"Selena was murdered March 31, 1995," she wrote. "Nipsey Hussle was murdered March 31 2019."

"They both died over some cruel and pathetic person’s brittle, insecure ego," Jenee accused.

Selena died when a fan who managed Selena's boutiques was caught embezzling and murdered her.

Nipsey was allegedly shot multiple times in the head and chest by an acquaintance, Eric Holder, following a personal dispute.

So, first of all, we should point out that people are lashing out at Jenee because she's within arm's reach, so to speak.

She's not representing Eric Holder -- her father is. She's an unfair target.

Additionally, even if Chris Darden were on Instagram to receive these vicious messages, it's not really about him being an attorney.

People are grieving the loss of Nipsey and they just want to express their anger at a deserving target.

With Holder in prison, they're directing their fury at the easiest target. It's terrible, and it happens all of the time.

Secondly, suggesting that Chris Darden doesn't care about his fellow black people is both vile and absurd.

The racial dynamic of the O.J. Simpson trial may have been the first time in history that a man got away with murder because he was black.

Tragically, there have been countless cases of innocent men convicted because they were black, both before and since.

Also, Eric Holder is a black man. Chris Darden is representing him.

He's doing his job as a defense attorney. That's it.

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Things were already looking pretty bad for Lori Loughlin in the wake of the college admissions bribery scandal.

After having allegedly shelled out $500,000 in bribes to get her daughters into USC, Loughlin was offered some pretty unattractive plea deals from prosecutors, all of which involved jail time.

Now, believe it or not, it looks as though things have gotten a whole lot worse for the former Full House star still referred to as Aunt Becky.

Last week, Loughlin appeared in a Boston courtroom, and though she was facing prison time after being ensnared in the FBI investigation known as Operation Varsity Blues, witnesses say she appeared to be in good spirits as she posed for photos and signed autographs for fans.

Today, Loughlin is probably not in such a great mood, as she and husband Mossimo Giannulli have been indicted on an additional charge that could bring them some serious jail time.

Loughlin and Giannulli are among 16 parents facing a new charge for money laundering.

The additional indictment was announced Tuesday afternoon by U.S. Attorney’s Office in Massachusetts.

"The charge of conspiracy to commit mail and wire fraud and honest services mail and wire fraud provides for a maximum sentence of 20 years in prison, three years of supervised release, and a fine of $250,000 or twice the gross gain or loss, whichever is greater," reads a press release from the office.

"The charge of conspiracy to commit money laundering provides for a maximum sentence of 20 years in prison, three years of supervised release, and a fine of $500,000 or twice the value of the property involved in the money laundering.

"Sentences are imposed by a federal district court judge based upon the U.S. Sentencing Guidelines and other statutory factors."

Well, we may not have graduated from a fancy institute of higher learning like USC, but our math indicates that 20 years plus 20 years equals one hell of a lengthy prison sentence.

And of course, the great irony in all of this is that Loughlin's daughter, Olivia Jade Giannulli, had no interest in going to college and merely wanted to continue  building her career as a Kylie-esque makeup mogul and Instagram influencer.

There's a lesson to be learned in all of this about the weight of parental expectations and the importance of letting your kids be themselves.

But the bigger lesson is, don't bribe college admissions boards to let your kids in because apparently, the federal government takes that sh-t very seriously.

If you've been tracking the royal gossip these past few days, you know that Kensington Palace has been working hard to bury a story that simply refuses to go away.

It all started with reports of a feud between Kate Middleton and her former friend, Rose Hanbury, the Marchioness of Cholmondeley.

This developed into reports that William was having an affair with Hanbury.

And there's no greater indication that a piece of royal gossip has at least some basis in fact than a royal campaign to make sure it never sees the light of day.

In that sense, William shot himself in the foot when he appealed to his journalist friend Richard Kay to print a story denouncing the rumors.

In the week since, he may have made the situation worse by taking legal action against British media outlets who have continued to cover the affair.

The Daily Beast is reporting today that at least one UK publication has received a sternly-worded letter from William's preferred law firm of Harbottle and Lewis.

"In addition to being false and highly damaging, the publication of false speculation in respect of our clients’ private life also constitutes a breach of his privacy pursuant to Article 8 of the European Convention to Human Rights,” the letter reads, in part.

“The use of a legal letter by William as a future king is very much a move of last resort,” says Duncan Larcombe, former royal editor of the Sun.

“If the stories of Kate freezing Rose out are true then whatever caused the falling out must have been very serious."

In his comments to The Daily Beast, Larcombe adds:

"While traditionally, the British royal family would not take specific legal action -- he old saying was ‘never complain and never explain’ -- William and Harry are willing to do it in their own way.”

Further complicating the situation is the fact that the British tabloid press is apparently in the habit of using coded language so as to convey privileged information to those in the know, while at the same time protecting themselves from a legal standpoint.

“If you’ve been following the latest Kate Middleton hoo-hah but have been at a loss to understand what a ‘rural rivalry’ is, it’s Fleet Street’s way of hinting at the long-standing society rumor that Prince William has been caught [having an affair]," says a writer for Popbitch, which the Beast describes as "a showbiz industry newsletter."

Meanwhile, a report from Grazia claims that Kate is deeply upset to find her personal life the subject of continued gossip. 

"Kate doesn’t do arguments. If you upset her she freezes you out," one insider claims.

"There are very few leaks about what really goes on in the Cambridge household or their marriage, other than to say it’s a solid and happy one," the source adds.

"All of the speculation about this alleged falling out between Rose and Kate will have been upsetting for Kate. She won’t like being the subject of gossip, and neither will William, who is a very private person."

The insider adds that Kate and Will were initially able to laugh at the rumors, but are now finding it difficult to do so.

"For the most part, Kate pays no attention to gossip and rumours and while I think they laughed it off at first, the fact this is still being talked about will, I imagine, unsettle them," says the source.

Another tipster adds that Will and Kate selected Norfolk -- home to Rose Hanbury and her much older husband -- as the center of their social circle specifically because it's "a very ungossipy place."

We think it's safe to say that's no longer the case.

View Slideshow: Meghan Markle vs. Kate Middleton Feud: Tearing William and Harry Apart?!

These ladies will never be the same again. 

That much became abundantly clear on Wednesday's The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, which picked up in the immediate aftermath of the blowout fight between Kyle Richards and Lisa Vanderpump. 

Kyle met up with Dorit Kemsley, Teddi Mellencamp, Erika Girardi, Denise Richards and Camille Grammer for some drinks. 

"You guys are not going to believe what happened to me yesterday," Kyle said to them, adding that Lisa and Ken flipped out when she put them on blast for their supposed involvement in PuppyGate. 

"She always wants me to swoop in and defend her!" Kyle complained to her co-stars, as Camille Grammer stepped in to defend her. 

"But you've always been in that position," she laughed. "For years!"

"They were both so angry and hostile," Kyle said of her former friends.

"Ken said, 'Well, I hope you told them that's not true and that Lisa would never do that!' I said, 'No, I didn't.' So he said to me, 'You're a f--king liar! You're not my f--king friend! You're not Lisa's f--king friend! Get out of our house!'"

"And Lisa said, 'If you think that I did this on purpose then there's nothing left to say!'" Kyle added. "She could've just said, 'I'm sorry that you feel like that.' Anything but this."

The ladies were shocked by the way things transpired with Erika complaining about the whole thing. 

"That's not friendship; that's bullshit."

Lisa and Ken were also not ready to let go of the past. 

"What happened with Kyle the other day?" Lisa said. "I don't think I've ever lost it like that in my life before."

Ken said Kyle "absolutely knows it doesn't make sense" and that she wants to cause problems for Lisa. 

"I think I've taken quite a lot of crap from Kyle Richards," Lisa said during a confessional. "Even last year with Nanny K, even saying little things like that. You know, that hurts." 

As is always the case with Lisa and Ken, they tried to make light of the situation. As such, they made the decision to give their kitchen a facelift. 

"You know what, Ken? This kitchen has this sort of negative vibe to me. And also, with Kyle standing there, I feel like taking a sledgehammer, not to her head, but to this kitchen. Just the whole thing. I want it gone," Lisa explained to Ken.

"I don't want love like that. And I wouldn't love somebody that I would say preys on the weak, is manipulative, is a liar. Why would you love somebody like that? I would detest them, actually."

Lisa admitted that Ken was a bit hard on Kyle, but said that she saw red in when Kyle started bashing him. 

"I could say I'm hurt, I could say I don't like anything that she did, but I'm not going to stand here and say what a f--king bitch she was," Lisa said, adding, "Ah! I said it."

Lisa met up with Denise because the pair had not fought as of yet. Lisa did not want to fight with her, and the pair actually got on really well, without touching on the Kyle subject. 

Denise later met up with the rest of the cast, and Camille Grammer was on hand to bash her ex-husband. 

"I planned Camille's [bridal] shower not knowing that's where she and Kelsey got married," Kyle said with a grin.

"That's like ancient history," Camille told Kyle. "I don't even remember being in bed with the man, for God's sake! I mean, it's been that long! Not that it was ever that hot and heavy."

"And listen, I've learned a lot because of him," Camille continued. "I was deeply, madly in love with him during our marriage. And at the end, it just petered out."

The ladies loved this side of Camille, but things got super awkward when she asked Dorit if she had ever "male-groomed" PK. 

"I'm an ex-dental assistant, so it's hard for me because I was a dental assistant!" Camille said.

"So I'm really funny about teeth, for real! Oh, God, before Lisa Vanderpump got her teeth redone..."

The ladies laughed. 

"I had such an issue with the gums!" Camille laughed. "I was like, 'Honey, you need new caps! Your gum line is receding!' But now, they look great. At least you can stand her breath!"

"I'm going down. I'm going down," Camille continued, knowing she had just bashed her friend.

She concluded, "Just bring my casket to my wedding. I'll bring the nine-inch nails. Just put me in it."

What did you think of the latest drama?

Hit the comments below. 

RHOBH airs Wednesdays on Bravo. 

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Stephanie Pratt recently dropped a major bombshell on sibling Spencer Pratt and his wife Heidi Montag.

And while the emotional tirade was unexpected, it was everything we never knew we needed. 

Just a couple of months before The Hills: New Beginnings is set to premiere, Steph warms up fans by bashing her brother and sister-in-law on her "Pratt Cast" podcast. 

The reality star revealed, out of nowhere, that she doesn't even consider the couple family anymore.

Ouch. 

While talking to The Bachelor's Wells Adams on her podcast, Stephanie said, "We are not on good terms. We are not on speaking terms. I do not consider them my family."

Apparently, the trio has been split up for a while now, but thanks to a recent Hills photo shoot and a few bottles of champagne -- the drama resurfaced and Heidi dropped the last straw.

"We had our photo shoots for press and for the opening titles," Steph explained. "We had three days of it that went to like 3:00 a.m. -- they were long shoots."

"And Heidi had a bottle of champagne that she gave to all the girls except for me."

Stephanie says she doesn't have a drinking problem, claiming, "I'm not an alcoholic," nor is she pregnant, so there was no reason for her to be excluded from the fun.

Unless Heidi was doing it to spite her -- which let's be real --  is obviously the only real explanation here. 

She also admitted that she didn't confront Heidi at the moment out of respect for her parents.

"That is the last time I'm putting my parents as the priority in front of this relationship," she regrettably noted.

Even though Steph insists she doesn't have a drinking problem... we are beginning to wonder because she seems very fired up over her lack of bubbly.

She then went on to completely blast Heidi and Spencer for their reckless and "toxic" behavior.

"Ever since my brother and Heidi started dating, they were on The Hills... they went AWOL and they were fired from the show and they moved to Costa Rica and they got arrested for illegal weapons," she dished to her listeners.

Radar Online reported that Spencer was, in fact, arrested in Costa Rica for felony possession of a firearm in 2010, although it's not clear whether or not the case was solved.

Stephanie recalled the moment when Speidi got in trouble by the law, saying, "They called my father after three years of not speaking to any of us."

Her worried father apparently got them a private jet and flew them into their family's Santa Barbara house where the couple resided for seven years.

"Not only did they live there, but Heidi had the gall to redo my mom's walk-in-closet," said the younger Pratt sibling. 

The actress announced to her fans that she never confronted Heidi or Spencer because she wanted to "keep the peace," but after a decade of keeping silent, she is done holding in the family drama. 

That's right, she is ready to out her family secrets like the A+ reality star she is finally ready to be! 

"No one knows the real Heidi," she says. "I have literally protected her for 10 years."

Before filming the series reboot, the Pratts had a family discussion where they all decided to not let their relationship with Heidi get in the way, but it seems their pact was quickly forgotten.

"I'm done. I don't care. I'm not protecting them anymore," she added. 

And although she still loves her brother and wishes they could be close again, it's been impossible due to Heidi's controlling behavior.

"I'm also not going to pretend that Spencer and Heidi are good people like I was doing for most of the series for my parents," she said while continuing her rant.

"For the s--t they have done to me recently, I'm done."

"This is why I moved to London. I'm done. I cannot live near them. They are the most toxic people I've ever met."

She proceeds to bash the popular couple by claiming they are "Bonnie and Clyde till they die so if they say the sky is black, all of us are morons for saying it's blue." 

And as for her and her brother's relationship, she isn't interested.

"Heidi doesn't want Spencer to have a relationship with anyone but her. And you know what? That's fine. I don't want a relationship with Spener anymore," Steph ranted.

While she apparently does regret missing out on her 18-month-old nephew Gunner, she says it is simply "not worth it."

Spencer and Heidi both have yet to comment on the statements recently hurled at them, but this drama definitely has the potential to win the spot of best family-feud! 

And maybe, if we are lucky, we will get to see how this all plays out on our TVs come June. 

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At times, the current season of Vanderpump Rules has felt like the final episodes of a long-running high school drama.

The characters we've watched party, cheat, fight, and generate endless drama for the past several years now appear much too old for such shenanigans, and the realization that it's time for a change is bittersweet.

Sure, it's nice to see the cast finally grow up, especially since some of them are beginning to show physical signs of age, and dancing on a bar while guzzling tequila straight from the bottle is becoming a rather sad sight.

(On high school dramas, this is a result of Hollywood's tendency to cast 25-year-olds as freshmen. On Vanderpump, it's a consequence of the fact that most of the cast was already in their thirties when the show premiered back in 2013.)

But at the same time, we're more than a little bummed that we'll no longer be able to bear witness to all that debauchery.

As they approach their middle years, the most enlightened grownups realize that if you cling to youth, the consolations of aging -- wisdom, stability, a greater sense of self -- are lost to you.

And astonishingly, it seems no one in the Vanderpump cast is more aware of this fact than Mr. Jax Taylor.

One of the recurring themes of this season is the notion that Taylor has changed his ways.

And while we counted ourselves among the skeptics at first, it now looks as though Taylor may have been speaking the truth when he stated that his father's death had caused him to see the light.

For one thing, Jax is soon to marry Brittany Cartwright.

The wedding will take place in June, and will be featured on the eighth season of Vanderpump.

So fans have quite a wait ahead of them -- and it seems many are convinced that Jax and Brittany were themselves unable to wait for their wedding night.

There's a widespread rumor on social media that Cartwright is already knocked up with Taylor's baby.

And ironically, comments the couple recently made to the contrary have only added fuel to the fire.

“I’m definitely eager to have kids and Jax is eager to have kids. He’ll be 40 two weeks after [the wedding]. I’m 30, we’re ready. We’re buying a house,” Brittany recently told Us Weekly.

“When it happens it happens. We’re not going to be very careful. We’re gonna let it come with God’s grace, and he’ll give us a baby when [it’s] ready.” 

Jax echoed the sentiment saying he can't wait to become a father.

“We’ve been together for four years and my whole life has been a party, so I’ve done everything I wanted to do. I’m ready for the next step,” Taylor told the magazine.

“I’m ready to have kids. I’m ready to be part of the PTA, soccer dad, soccer mom, gymnastics coach, whatever. That’s my next job.”

Many fans believe these remarks on Jax and Brittany's way of bracing the public for a pregnancy announcement -- but we feel they're reading too much into it.

Besides, Jax swears he's stopped lying, and we all believe him when he says that -- don't we?

Little People, Big World star Amy Roloff was married to Matt Roloff for 27 years, but she seems excited to get hitched again.

Or at least open to the idea. Boyfriend Chris Marek, however, seems a little ... lukewarm at best when it comes to marriage.

Last night on an all-new Little People, Big World, Amy and Chris went on a camping trip with their friends Ron and Beth.

Ron and Beth, Chris explains, got together around the same time, and “are trying to figure out what the future looks like."

"They’ve discussed marriage and living together, and they’re at that point where they’re trying to work that out.”

Which is awkward for Chris. Because ...

Well, it's been two and a half years of dating, and Amy is getting to the point where she's interested in a long-term commitment.

“I met Matt at a conference. I saw him four times, [then] we were married,” she says of her ex-husband, with whom she has four kids.

“So dating Chris, I’m calling up my girlfriends and I’m like, ‘What is dating?! I don’t even know what the hell that is."

Chris, when asked about marriage?

"I’ve seen a lot of failed marriages, a lot of divorces, in my family. All my siblings, my mother,” he says.

“I mean, I saw a lot of examples of people that loved each other but could not live with each other."

"But I’m certainly not against marriage," Marek adds. "I never thought I’d be this age and still single.”

“I’m glad to see that you’re not against marriage, because that would be a problem,” Amy responded.

[Crickets]

Amy Roloff Fans Slam Chris Marek, Question His "Creepy" Motives

“I’m certainly enjoying our journey,” Chris adds, but Amy wasn't going to let it drop on that note, adding:

“Marriage still works. It is an institution that does work ... I’ve seen enough where it does give me hope.”

Sounds like she's dropping hints left and right.

Later, Amy told the TLC reality show's cameras that getting married is still “very, very important” to her.

“Even though I’m divorced, I still value and will hold up high the whole concept, the reason, the purpose," she said.

“And if by chance I get to do that again, I would still put everything that I can, as best as I can, to make it work.”

Nice to see one divorce hasn't clouded her views on future relationships at what is clearly a different phase of life.

As for how she views her current partner's views?

View Slideshow: Chris Marek: Who is Amy Roloff's Boyfriend?!?

“Chris doesn’t express commitment," Amy says.

"It’s definitely more of an indirect way, so, you know, I was pleasantly surprised that he is open to marriage."

“I’m not here to push him, I’m not here for him to do something that he is nowhere [near] ready for."

"But if marriage is meant to happen for me again, the second time, then I would sing ‘Hallelujah.'”

Your move, Chris. Your move.

View Slideshow: Amy Roloff Birthday Photo Montage: I Feel So Loved!

These days, it's extremely rare to encounter a news story that puts a smile on your face and a spring in your step.

So it's in that spirit that we present you the following joyous development:

It seems two of the worst people in America are extremely eager to beat the hell out of one another.

If you have young children in your home, you might know Jake Paul as the creator of some of the most obnoxious videos ever uploaded to YouTube, which is really, really saying something.

Otherwise, you probably know him as the brother of Logan Paul, the douche bag who featured a suicide victim's body in one of his equally stupid "comedy" clips.

And no matter what your age, you almost certainly know Chris Brown as a strong candidate for the worst person currently drawing breath.

Brown is best known for beating up Rihanna, but on rare occasions, he's been known to get violent with members of his own gender as well.

And it seems Paul would like to seize on Brown's well-known love of punching things by boosting his public profile with a celebrity boxing match.

Paul has boxed fellow YouTube personalities in the past, but it appears he's eager to move up to the world of actual celebrities,

And he's got his sights set on the world's most despised singer.

Following his most recent fight against someone named Deji, Paul issued a challenge to Brown:

“I want to call someone out,” Paul said to whatever kind of press covers a boxing match between two YouTubers.

“Chris Brown, I know you were supposed to fight Soulja Boy. But I think it is time you got in the ring with someone your own size."

But that was back in August, and sadly, Breezy has yet to respond to the challenge.

Paul took the opportunity to double-down last night while attending the premiere of a music video for someone named Justin Roberts.

(Are we just getting old, or are none of these people actually famous?)

“He’s soft man," Paul toldHollywood Life when asked about the possibility of a fight with Brown.

"He’s not ready for the smoke. I’m sorry.”

Frankly, we feel rather conflicted about this whole story.

In all likelihood, a sociopath like Paul has no strong feelings about Brown or his repugnant actions, and this whole thing is just his way of trying to make the leap from YouTuber to actual celebrity.

It's revolting to watch -- and yet, we really want to see someone pummel Chris Brown, and Paul is significantly younger and appears to be in much better shape.

We suppose the best case scenario is that these two run into each other in and beat the crap out of each other with no witnesses.

Sure, that seems unlikely, but it's important to have dreams in life, right?

View Slideshow: 29 Pics of Chris Brown Thuggin' It So Hard: What a Goon!

Tristan Thompson is garbage.

Absolute garbage.

We know it, you know it, Khloe Kardashian has finally been acknowledging it.

At this point, it's just a fact.

Tristan's problem -- well, he probably has several, but we mostly just hear about this one -- is that he refuses to keep in his pants, ever.

His ex, Jordan Craig, was pregnant with his child when he began dating Khloe, so that was the first sign that perhaps he should reevaluate his actions.

The second was when he got Khloe pregnant and proceeded to step out on her on at least two separate occasions.

And the third, of course, was when he hooked up with Jordyn Woods, a close friend of the entire Kardashian family.

It's just silly, isn't it?

If he wants to sleep around, that's fine, but he shouldn't get into serious relationships and have children if his goal is to get with as many ladies as he possibly can.

That's just being a decent human being -- not even decent, really, more like "not the worst."

But that's Tristan's thing, and it doesn't look like he's changing anytime soon.

And judging by Khloe's latest Instagram posts, she's still 100% over it.

Yep, our girl is once again sharing those relationship quotes that are obviously directed at her situation with Tristan.

It's probably her number one hobby these days.

One she shared a few days ago read "Being in love in this generation is terrifying. Loyalty is so rare, and people are so quick to choose a good time over a good thing."

She also posted a "Law of Attraction," which went like this:

Oh, you're a Narcissist, well I'm going to introduce you to an Empath to humble you so you'll know what it's like to value, respect and love someone other than yourself.

So you're an Empath, well I'm going to surround you with narcissists so you can toughen up, realize your ego and learn to value yourself more than you value others.

Yesterday, her chosen quote was "You will always find love draining if you date people you have to raise."

It's easy to imagine that all these are about Tristan, right?

And also Khloe's smart enough to realize that everyone's going to think that these are about Tristan, so the fact that she posted them anyway is basically confirmation.

So judging from all of this, we can gather that she believes Tristan isn't loyal, which isn't an opinion so much as it is a fact that he's proven time and time again.

More interestingly, it looks like she thinks he's a narcissist who doesn't value, respect, or love anyone other than himself.

If anyone would know that, she would, so we'll just have to trust her opinion.

That last quote about love being draining if you have to raise your partner also makes sense, since it's always kind of been her thing.

View Slideshow: Khloe Kardashian: Tristan Thompson CONFESSED to Banging Jordyn Woods! (And It Was All Caught on Camera?!)

If we're to believe all of these statements have to do with Tristan, then he's an immature narcissist who isn't loyal and who needs to learn some humility.

Sounds about right.

The weeks before the arrival of a new baby are always a stressful time for the expectant parents.

And believe it or not, the whole thing is even more nerve-wracking for members of the royal family, who are forced to make their final preparations under the scrutiny of a watchful media and a few million well-wishers.

It's partially for that reason that the royal family has kept Meghan Markle's exact due date and the location of her delivery under wraps.

The last thing they need is a throng of adoring fans bum-rushing the car that's rushing the duchess to the maternity ward.

Of course, all that secrecy hasn't stopped the British tabloid press from piecing together a whole lot of hearsay to form what they're calling "Meghan's birth plan."

Here's what we actually know so far:

Initially, Meghan was planning to give birth at Frimley Park Hospital in Surrey, near the couple's new home at Frogmore Cottage.

Though not nearly as famous as St. Mary's Hospital in London where Kate Middleton welcomed all three of her children, Frimley Park has served as the site of a few royal births in the past.

As Entertainment Tonightreports, Prince Harry's aunt, Sophie, Countess of Wessex welcomed both of her children there.

But it seems the small country hospital may have been nixed by Meghan's doctors, who may be anticipating complications due to her age and the fact that it's her first child.

It's for that same reason that they reportedly put the kibosh on Meghan's very first plan, which was a home birth.

But despite the fact that Meg will almost certainly be in a hospital on the big day, she's reportedly planning for the delivery to be as "natural" as possible.

"Her mother is very into anything that is holistic and natural, and having been brought up with yoga and mindfulness, it’s all very much part of Meghan’s birth plan," a source explained to Vanity Fair.

Frankly, we're of the opinion that drugs are perfectly natural, and needless suffering is as unnatural as it gets, but what do we know?

As for where the birth will take place, one insider says he would be "hugely surprised if Meghan didn't give birth at the Lindo Wing" at St. Mary's, as the facility is the only one known to have the "security and resources needed for a royal birth." 

Corroborating that claim is The Telegraph's report that staff at the hospital has been instructed "not to take holiday in April."

Of course, the downside is that St. Mary's is roughly 23 miles from Frogmore Cottage.

But we're sure the royals have access to some MI6 badass capable of chauffeuring Meg to London in an armored Jaguar in four minutes flat.

View Slideshow: Meghan Markle Baby Bump Watch: Is She Showing Yet?

Guilt is a common go-to emotion for moms, but it shouldn't be! 

Moms deserve a break too, it's just science -- quality alone time every now and then is essential to a happy and healthy life! 

But as for Audrey Roloff, well she is experiencing some intense mom guilt (again!) due to her recent book tour. 

The Little People, Big World star took to Instagram on Monday admitting that her recent travels to promote the launch of her new book, A Love Letter Life, left her missing daughter Ember. 

And even led to her experiencing a serious case of "mom guilt," according to Pop Culture. 

Audrey, who shares one-year-old Ember with husband Jeremy Roloff, left on her week-long tour last week. 

"Finally home with Ember girl. She had so much fun with Gigi and Papa but we missed her like crazy," Roloff captioned the sweet photo of her and her daughter together at last. 

"I'll be honest... I felt the mom guilt start to creep in at times while we were gone," she admitted to her fans. 

But luckily a good friend of the Always More creator reached out and offered some kind advice to the worried mom. 

"She said, 'when we leave our children for small stretches of time with people that love them so well, it teaches them that they are safe and loved even when mommy and daddy are not around,'" Audrey recalls.

Those words completely changed Audrey's perspective and she began to see the time apart as a gift to Ember, saying, she will "eventually blaze her own trail in this world without me."

"It is just another reminder to me that I am NOT in control, and that God's past faithfulness demands my present trust," she concluded.

But she is still beyond excited to be back in Oregan. 

"All this to say... there really is no place like home."

Although she was initially experiencing some regret over her short trip, many of Roloff's followers naturally offered their love and voice of support. 

"Definitely an amazing perspective most parents need to hear. What a wonderful reminder," one fan wrote. 

Another acknowledged that leaving a child "has been my hardest thing of all as a mama, but precious women have spoken this over me over and over again! Praises for that!" 

Writer Danielle Walker even chimed in saying, "Coming home to them is so sweet too."

Prior to leaving for her latest tour, Roloff confessed that she "broke down" before having to leave and that she had been trying to "get a little extra cuddle time in." (aww) 

But now, we are all cheering as the adorable mother-daughter duo is finally reunited once again.

Until mom's next get-away! 

It will get easier with time, and soon enough this redhead beauty will be begging for some more momcation trips.  

View Slideshow: Audrey Roloff Shares Ember's Birth Story, Keeps It Very Real

These are dark times in the life of the man once known as Juicy Joe.

Though Joe Giudice has been released from prison after serving three years of a four-year sentence on tax fraud charges, the former reality star's problems might be just getting started.

You see, Joe was born in Italy, and despite several decades of living in the United States, he never bothered to become an American citizen.

This, despite the fact that as a well-off white guy married to a woman who was born here, it would probably would have been very easy for Joe to become a citizen.

As a result, of this lapse in judgment, Joe is set to be deported.

He went straight from prison to an ICE detention center in Pennsylvania -- which sounds an awful lot like prison.

“Joe’s in a tough spot right now,” Teresa's brother, Joe Gorga, tells Us Weekly.

“He’s locked up in a jail cell with bars” Joe’s adds.

“The other facility that he was at, he wasn’t in a jail cell. So he’s having a very, very hard time, and he really wants to get out.”

Though the Joes were never exactly besties, it's clear that Gorga is feeling sympathetic toward his troubled brother-in-law these days.

“He got released [from prison in March] -- ICE took him over -- and he’s miserable,” says Gorga.

There are several factors contributing to Joe's misery, not the least of which is that it looks as though Teresa Giudice plans to leave him once he's shipped off to the Mediterranean.

“If he’s deported, she’s not going to go to Italy,” Gorga claims.

“She’s not going to move her children. It’s just that there’s nothing to do in Italy. There’s no jobs; the best you can do is work in a restaurant or work in a gas station," he adds.

"It’s very difficult in Italy. … So I believe she’s making the right decision for her and for her girls.”

Insiders have claimed that Joe has been placed on suicide watch, but thus far, authorities have not confirmed or denied that there's any risk of Giudice taking his own life.

In what might actually be a good in terms of his mental state, it appears that Joe is still clinging to hope.

His lawyers are hard at work on an appeal, and he's been in almost daily contact with Teresa, despite the fact that his deportation would likely mean the end of their marriage.

“They talk almost every day,” says Gorga of Joe and Teresa's communications.

“Believe it or not, he could call as many times as he wants. It’s crazy. I mean, if he wants to call 30 times a day, he can. So they talk a lot.”

But it sounds as though Teresa is keeping the lines of communication open primarily in order to appease her husband.

Gorga says her top priority remains her children, and she would never dream of uprooting her family and moving to Italy,

“Teresa’s put up a good front, but our relationship is very tight right now and [I] know she breaks down to me,” Gorga says.

"She just has to keep it strong for those for little girls [daughters Gia, 18, Gabriella, 14, Milania, 13, and Audriana, 9]," he adds.

"The girls are having it rough also.

"They’re really struggling. … It’s just very, very hard. The family is going through a very tough time right now.”

Stating the obvious, Gorga concludes, “Life is very hard for them.”

Yes, Joe and Teresa may have had it coming -- but it's hard not to feel sympathetic toward the entire Giudice clan right now.

View Slideshow: Teresa Giudice: Filing For Divorce Once Joe Gets Deported?!

Despite the fact that Tarek and Christina El Moussa's divorce was anything but amicable, it seems the couple has managed to mostly patch up their differences in order to work out an amicable co-parenting relationship.

Of course, Tarek may have just flushed all that goodwill down the toilet with one boneheaded blunder that might have been an intentional act of malice.

As you may have heard, Christina has gotten re-married to a dude named Ant Anstead, who is amazingly not Antman's alter-ego.

Not only that, Christina and Ant are expecting a child together -- and it sounds like everyone is pretty psyched about it.

Obviously, Christina and Ant are excited, and it seems their joy is shared by Christina's kids from her marriage with Tarek, and even Tarek himself is happy for the newlyweds.

In fact, Ant couldn't STFU about his ex's big news during a recent interview with TMZ Live.

“I’m excited for her new chapter in life,” he began, innocently enough.

“And they’re a great couple and I really do hope the best for them.”

So things started out on a positive note, but they quickly took a turn for the idiotic:

“She’s remarried, she’s actually pregnant, everyone knows that,” Tarek added.

“She’s having a son. My kids are super excited.”

Yeah, that's great that he's so happy for his ex, but there's one problem with Tarek's statements:

Christina and Ant had not yet revealed the baby's gender, and they were likely planning to do so in the form of a lucrative exclusive with People magazine or some such outlet.

The couple has thus far remained quiet on the subject of Christina's ex ruining their surprise and screwing them out of a payday, but one of their reps issued a statement to People that can only be described as downright icy:

“While Christina and Ant wished they could have shared the news themselves, they are very excited to welcome a baby boy in the fall," said the insider.

Yikes. Did anyone else get a chill down their spine reading that?

Clearly, Christina is none too thrilled with her ex's revelation, but fortunately, these two are no longer working together.

Tarek recently announced that he'll be breaking away from Christina for an as-yet-untitled HGTV show in which he “partners with real estate novices to help them learn the secrets of a successful flip.”

“[Christina and I] have been working together so long, and we’re just so intertwined with all our businesses and all our shooting that it’s kind of refreshing to go off on my own now and try some new opportunities," Tarek told TMZ.

As a bonus, he won't have to spend time around a woman he just royally screwed who has easy access to power tools.

View Slideshow: Christina El Moussa Photos: Flip or Flop Hotness!

Folks, we really didn't think it was possible, but it looks as though Tristan Thompson may have just sunk to a new low.

By now you've probably heard that Tristan was caught cheating on Khloe Kardashian twice, and both instances took place under appalling circumstances.

The first time, Khloe was pregnant with Tristan's child.

The second time -- after she had naively taken him back -- Tristan cheated with Jordyn Woods, the best friend of Khloe's younger sister, Kylie Jenner.

How, you may be asking yourself, is it possible for Tristan to mess with Khloe's life any more than he already has?

Why, by being a deadbeat dad, of course!

To be clear, no one is accusing Tristan of stiffing Khloe on child support.

Though his team often looked more like a bunch of D-league rejects this season, the Cavs are still an NBA franchise, and Tristan makes a good salary playing for them.

But it seems that Tristan is dropping the ball in a different way by failing to be present for the major milestones in baby True's life.

True will celebrate her first birthday this week, and it seems Tristan is planning to be MIA for the occasion.

His basketball season is over, so Tristan can't blame his absence on work.

Instead, he's chalking it up -- and we can't believe we're about to say this -- to his intense fear of his baby mama's family.

“Tristan does not want to set foot near Khloe’s family because he knows how much they all despise him right now,” a source close to the situation tells Radar Online.

“Khloe doesn’t even want Tristan to see True, regardless of what she says."

So we guess the silver lining is that Khloe gets to enjoy the day with her daughter, and her douchey baby daddy won't be there to spoil the memory.

Still, it's absurd that a grown-ass man is missing his daughter's first birthday party because he's worried about getting dirty looks from Kris Jenner.

“Tristan does not want to be there for the party because he does not want to get reamed all over again," says the source.

"He’s going to do what he always does, which is try to make up for missing out by buying True expensive gifts.”

And sadly, he's probably establishing the pattern that he and True will follow for the remainder of their relationship as father and daughter.

He'll do something selfish or negligent; she'll get angry; he'll buy her off with expensive gifts, and the cycle will continue.

We're sure it's a story that sounds all too familiar to many who grew up with douche bag dads.

View Slideshow: Khloe Kardashian Attacks Jordyn Woods, Gets DRAGGED on Twitter

Kim Kardashian West has finally figured out what she wants to be when she grows up. 

At the age of 38 and with three kids at home, the reality star is giving us a MAJOR plot twist.

And by major -- I mean Kim just actually declared one.

During a cover interview for this month's Vogue issue, Kim opened up about a surprising life announcement ... she's becoming a lawyer. 

Legit. She will actually be opening up a book and studying to become a lawyer. 

The soon-to-be mother of four said she decided last summer to begin a four-year apprenticeship with a law firm in San Francisco, with the goal of taking the bar in 2022. 

The exam that is so notoriously hard -- especially in the state of California, where it spans three days -- even Hilary Clinton failed it the first time around.

Of course, she obviously went on to still have an extremely successful legal career -- so I guess anything is possible for the reality star. 

"I had to think long and hard about this," Kim said. 

The choice came from the combination of "seeing a really good result" with Alice Marie Johnson's case while simultaneously feeling like she needed to do more.

"I never in a million years thought we would get to the point of getting laws passed," she says.

"That was really a turning point for me."

Still, she knew her celebrity superpowers weren't enough and she needed more, hence her desire to educate herself. 

"The White House called me to advise me to help change the system of clemency, and I'm sitting in the Roosevelt Room with, like, a judge who had sentence criminals and a lot of really powerful people," she explained. 

"And I just sat there, like, Oh, shit. I need to know more."

Kardashian West, 38, has been working with author and CNN commentator Van Jones and attorney Jessica Jackson for months, visiting prisons, petitioning governors, and attending meetings at the White House. 

Husband Kanye West already has his foot in the door there anyway -- so why not! 

"I would say what I had to say, about the human side and why this is so unfair. But I had attorneys with me who could back that up with all the facts of the case," she explained. 

"It's never one person who gets things done; it's always a collective of people and I've always known my role, but I just feel like I wanted to be able to fight for people who have paid their dues to society."

"I just felt like the system could be so different, and I wanted to fight to fix it, and if I knew more, I could do more," she reasoned. 

The reality star also revealed that she's had a long interest in the subject thanks to her late father, Robert Kardashian.

Robert was a businessman and attorney, who became a household name while helping defend friend O.J. Simpson in his infamous 1994 murder trial. 

"On the weekend they used our home as an office, with Johnnie Cochran and Bob Shapiro," the middle Kardashian child recalls. 

"My dad had a library, and when you pushed on this wall there was this whole hidden closet room, with all of his O.J. evidence books.

"On weekends I would always snoop and look through. I was really nosy about the forensics."

Ok, well hopefully Kim can at least learn in law school that evidence is not to be tampered with. 

Luckily for Kim, considering she never finished college, California offers another path to passing the bar by "reading the law" or apprenticing with a practicing lawyer or judge.

And according to Vogue, sometime this summer she will be taking what is known as the "baby bar" administered by the state; if she passes, she will be given the okay to continue for three more years of study. 

"The reading is what really gets me," she admits. 

"It's so time-consuming. The concepts I grasp in two seconds."

And when asked about the negative feedback she will inevitably face?

"I don't pay attention to that anymore," she says. 

"I love to be put in a situation where I can have a conversation with someone who might not be inclined to think much of me because I can guarantee they will have a different opinion and understand what's important to me after they've met me."

She also has full support from her popular family members! 

Kourtney Kardashian, 39, tells Vogue she thinks her sister is definitely lawyerly.

"She seems to have all the answers or something like she just kind of knows," Kourt says.

Momager Kris Jenner is on the same page as us, admitting that she "did not see this one coming."

"What didn't surprise me was the way she embraced Miss Alice and how she was so hopeful for that outcome," she adds.

"When you find something that you're just that passionate about, it's not difficult; you don't have to think about it -- it just happens."

I guess we will see how difficult it proves to be this summer.

While we certainly do not object to Kim furthering her education and would love to see her use her fame for something more charitable, we will be shocked if law school pans out for this socialite. 

But In the wise words of Elle Woods, "You must always have faith in people, and most importantly, you must always have faith in yourself!" 

View Slideshow: Kim Kardashian Reveals What Kanye Paid Her $1 Million NOT to Do