Is administering electric shocks every time someone gives the wrong answer really a means to training them better? Or just raising tensions higher?
If you watch Marriage Boot Camp online, you know that it's as much about shock value (pun oh so intended) as it is getting the couples to a better place.
So we shouldn't be surprised, but still. Wow.
Perhaps the best thing to come out of this episode was Natalie Nunn telling Heidi Montag, “Don’t f--k with me… I’m going to beat your f--king ass."
Not surprisingly, Heidi stopped hiding from her rival and apologized, because if you know anything about Natalie, you know that's no empty threat.
Montag claims she wouldn't have had Nunn's man take his shirt off if she'd known Natalie would get upset, which is complete crap, but oh well.
After the boot campers’ performances in Shocktagon, and another drill involving golf carts, their counselors tried to evaluate where things stand.
Kiwane is starting to open up. Well done.
Spencer Pratt is mocking Heidi at every turn, and is called out by Elizabeth for "deep rooted issues that you avoid by turning everything into a game."
Sounds about right.
Rachel and Tyson get lectured for not communicating well, but when you're on a show with Natalie, Speidi and Aviva Drescher, you could be worse off.
Natalie’s lack of respect for her husband is the biggest issue in their relationship, while Aviva and Reid Drescher were the most interesting all night.
We've never seen Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag kiss before. Oh wait, we totally have. Just not this morning until now. That would be the better summation.
These were the days, when Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt used to just pose for pictures and stir up trouble on The Hills. Nowadays it's kind of gone to $h!t.
A photo of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt in happier times. These two just work together, and will be together forever ... oh wait, they're reportedly splitting up. Knew it had to happen at some point.
Heidi Montag nude is a beautiful thing. Well, not really, unless you're Spencer Pratt. We can take it or leave it, honestly. But in any case, this is Heidi Montag nude, in Playboy, and possibly in the bed where Spencer gives her 20-30 orgasms a day. Her words!
Heidi Montag in Playboy is a bit of a disappointment. You would see the same amount of coverage in any Victoria's Secret catalog, and the women would actually be gorgeous. Imagine that.