Earlier today, a girl named Sabrina shared the news of her post-Super Bowl sex with Julian Edelman on Tinder.
Since then her selfie (which features a sleeping Edelman in the background) has gone viral and confirmed countless stereotypes about female Boston sports fans. (We kid!)
Now, Sabrina deeply regrets her actions.
Not only does the whole world now know she's the type of girl to bang and tell, but she's reportedly been banned from her favorite Boston hangouts.
Sabrina is desperately trying to make things right and correct her mistake...but apparently no one told her that's not how the Internet works.
"He passed out and I was bored I guess," Sabrina tells TMZ. "I was drunk and I made a mistake and I feel terrible about it."
She adds that she's upset about being blackballed, but she doesn't think the nightclub ban will last:
"I have definitely done my fair share of clubbing in Boston. I have friends who work there who say I'm still welcome. I don't know if I'll go out any time soon, but that's my choice."
Sabrina also reveals (perhaps accidentally) that she's, um..."friends" with several other Patriots players.
"Some of the players texted me that they were really disappointed," Sabrina says. "i obviously made a mistake and I can't take it back."
Look Sabrina, the most important thing when you fall is to get right back on the horse. In this case, the horse is a New England Patrioys player.
Have you seen how drunk Gronkowski was at the parade today? We suggest you give him a call.
Hey, at least everyone's moved on from DeflateGate to a different scandal. They should be thanking you, Sabrina!
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