As you've probably heard, Katy Perry performed at the Super Bowl last night, and the show was pretty much the definition of pulling out all the stops.
It had everything: dancing sharks, Lenny Kravitz pretending to play guitar, Missy Elliott pretending Katy's "dancing" isn't hilarious...the one thing it didn't have is the one thing we'd been looking forward to for months.
Ever since it was announced that she was playing the Super Bowl, there were rumors that Katy planned to diss Taylor Swift during her performance.
But either she chickened out or there was no truth to the report in the first place, because no one detected a Swifty burn, and 100 million people can't be wrong, right?
Enter the drama-starved obsessives who claim Katy totally did sneak in a jab at her rival, it was just so subtle that the audience at home would never pick up on it.
See those dancers up there? The ones in the polka-dotted two-pieces? Well, some believe that's Katy's way of throwing shade at Taylor.
Yes, folks seriously took to Twitter with the theory that since Taylor has been known to occasionally rock a high-wasted, patterned bikini, that must be Katy's wearing of firing shots at Swift.
It would be one thing if the dancers looked anything like Taylor, or if one of them got dumped by Harry Styles in the middle of the show. Then we'd be willing to consider this theory.
As it stands, however, there's no reason to believe that there's dancers were up there for any reason other than adding even more eye candy to the lurid, seizure-inducing insanity that was Katy Perry at the Super Bowl.
