She can't be... can she?
At an event in Madrid over the weekend, Paris Hilton posed on the red carpet (and in some really weird club) and at least appeared to be sporting a baby bump. Are we just seeing things? You tell us...
Further evidence of a possible, frightening Paris pregnancy: in Hilton's racy Christmas card, she has her legs raised over the bottom of the belly, almost like she's hiding something. See for yourself.
In confirmed Hilton news, meanwhile:
The heiress has entered the world of professional motorcycle racing. She'll sponsor her very own MotoGP squad, which will be called SuperMartxé VIP by Paris Hilton. Seriously. We couldn't make that up if we tried.