Heidi Montag wants to get in touch with her inner nature girl again. She also longs for her old BFF back, and nostalgically watches repeats of The Hills.
The plastic princess, who was inexplicably booted off the show in its final season and recently filed for divorce from Spencer Pratt, is lost these days.
Her family and what few friends she has left can't get in touch with her, and she's been oddly absent from her beloved celebrity sites' photo galleries.
What's she been up to?
"Watching old Hills [episodes]," the 'Tag Tweeted at two of her former MTV co-stars. "I miss you @AudrinaPatridge and most of all @laurenconrad."
Neither Audrina Patridge nor Lauren Conrad responded to the Tweets.
LC & HEIDI: Many moons and plastic surgeries ago.
Former roommates and best friends, Heidi Montag and Conrad's relationship famously cooled thanks to controlling boyfriend-turned husband Pratt.
LC accused the gruesome twosome of leaking a rumor about a sex tape starring herself and Jason Wahler. When Heidi Montag attempted to mend fences with her, Conrad brushed her off, quipping, "I want to forgive you - and forget you."
Might they rekindle their friendship now that he's out of the picture? We wouldn't count on it, but separating from King Spencer can only help the cause.
Citing irreconcilable differences, Montag filed for divorce from the mountain man in Santa Monica, Calif. Spencer Pratt didn't seem too sad, saying:
"Well, some say if you can't handle the heat get out of the kitchen. Heidi couldn't handle King Spencer's fame so she got out of the marriage."
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