Don't get us wrong. We love our jobs, delivering the latest in celebrity gossip, debating such ethical dilemmas as whether or not Lindsay Lohan should appear on Dancing with the Stars.
It's a good life.
But sometimes we wish were an A-list actress. That way, we could be like Julia Roberts and get paid $1.5 million for a 45-second commercial that doesn't involve a single line on our part. Case in point, the following Lavazza ad: