These Alexis Neiers booking photos may not rank among the most infamous of the 279 celebrity mug shots in our gallery (a classic gallery), but they're hilarious.
Free bird? Not so much after this, sweetheart!
As we reported earlier, Alexis Neiers got popped for a probation violation, heroin possession and a fake ID. That t-shirt is looking like wishful thinking ...
PRETTY WILD (AND FUNNY): Maybe they can issue a custom orange jumpsuit with "Free Bird" emblazoned on the back in honor of this reality star/train wreck.