Seriously, people, what's a night of drinking, snorting, porn star banging and hotel damaging when you're making over one million dollars per episode of a TV show?
Charlie Sheen really doesn't understand why the public is making such a big deal out of his October 25 evening in NYC. Asked by Extra about his alleged freakout - which included $7,000 worth of damage to his hotel room and a lost $150,000 watch - Sheen said:
"The way I look at it, if you have expensive tastes, you gotta be prepared for expensive losses."
Think about it, Two and a Half Men viewers: this is the man you're supporting.
Mo' money, mo' problems, Charlie. We hear ya.
Sheen was very relaxed during the interview, summing up his take on the infamous incident with: "If a guy has one bad night, everybody goes insane and panics. I'm not panicking."
It's true. Sheen only goes insane and panics when he's high on drugs and thinks an escort stole his bling.