Having spent most of 2010 behind bars, the just-released Lil Wayne is ready to kick back, let loose, throw wads of money in the air and pour champagne all over the badonkadonk of South Florida's finest exotic dancers. HOLLA!
Weezy has 48 bottles of really expensive champagne (think $700 each) when he arrives for his prison release party at a Miami strip club this weekend.
50 Cent would be proud.
Innocent, law-abiding Weezy's gonna have some night tonight.
The locale? King of Diamonds, a 50,000-square foot strip club equipped with a shoe shine station, basketball court, "fine dining" and massage parlor.
You know what that last part means. It means somebody's night is ending on a happy note, and Weezy's probably getting a phone call in nine months.
Lil Wayne and his posse have been buying champagne like it's going out of style, and fans eager to buy a bottle can meet him personally at the bash.
Drake and Nicki Minaj, among other stars, will be helping LW celebrate his release back into society, which will likely end in several parole violations.
Should be a kick ass time, though. You only live once.