Brooke Mueller might need to rethink how "great" things are with Charlie Sheen.
In the latest bizarre, alcohol-fueled incident involving the actor, Sheen was found this morning in a New York City hotel room, passed out and half-naked on the bed, while a woman who identified herself as an escort was heard screaming from the closet.
"She was fearing for her life and was naked," a source tells Life & Style. "Charlie was incoherent but started screaming slurs at the cops. They recognized him immediately and gave him two options: they could take him to the hospital or take him down to the station. Charlie chose the hospital."
Raise your hand if you don't deserve to see the outside of a jail cell for many months...
Another insider confirms that "police responded to a call for an intoxicated male" inside The Plaza Hotel around 2 a.m. They arrived to find a trashed room, which included damage to a chandelier and furniture, along with the scene described above.
Even more troubling? Sheen was in NYC on a vacation with ex-wife Denise Richards and their two children.
"His two daughters were sleeping in the next room," says a source. "Denise had to go with the cops and leave the girls with a nanny. She looked distraught."
An onlooker says guests witnessed Sheen being taken away in an ambulance, while paramedics were heard referring to the situation as an "overdose."
** UPDATE: Claims Sheen's rep: "What we are able to determine is that Charlie had an adverse reaction to some medication and was taken to the hospital, where he is expected to be released tomorrow."
The Two and a Half Men star was released from rehab in August, following charges that he held a knife to Mueller's throat last Christmas. Sheen has since told everyone to leave Lindsay Lohan alone, which we'll be happy to do for at least these few seconds as we plead with the court: send this man to jail.