Michael Lohan is a douche, but may have been right about one thing:
Dina Lohan sucks at parenting just as much as he does, if not more.
While Lindsay Lohan "can't stand the thought" of her father's plan to sneak in the Betty Ford clinic where she's being treated, Dina, the troubled star's chief enabler, excuse maker and media pimp, may pose an even bigger problem.
DONE IN BY DINA: This explains so much about Lindsay.
Never one to pass up a chance to cash in, White Oprah is shopping an interview for after she visits Lindsay in rehab, and the asking price is in the five figures.
Dina is trying to broker a deal that would allow cameras to film her inside Betty Ford. No word if any of this figures into Dina's new Lindsay reality show plan.
For this coveted Q&A, sources say Dina is asking "high five figures" for the interview and none of the proceeds will go to charity. That's right, none, not all.