A man was arrested Thursday after allegedly charging a motorcade carrying former Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney, the U.S. Secret Service said.
No, it wasn't Romney Face Tattoo Guy ... just a random crazy guy.
Romney was making his arrival to the White House for lunch with President Obama when an unidentified man charged his car (before being quickly dealt with).
Secret Service spokesman Max Milien said that the guy was standing near a security entrance to the White House and briefly got in the motorcade's way.
He was charged with assault on a police officer and unlawful entry.
The vehicle continued safely on into the White House complex without a hitch, however, with Mitt Romney clearly seen beaming once parked safely inside.
The alleged assault came just before Romney's first meeting with President Obama since their three debates in the run-up to the contentious 2012 election.
One can only guess what they discussed.
In any event, it apparently was cordial. Obama's dispatched rival smiled enthusiastically while entering and exiting the White House for the awkward lunch date.