If you've been traumatized by seeing Fifty Shades of Grey on your sister's and/or mother-in-law's bedside table, and we suspect you have, imagine how a baby feels wearing this:
Yes, you can thank Etsy - and EL James - for this.
With this news series of baby clothes, your kid can thank Fifty Shades for facilitating his/her birth (above), or feature a sexy one-liners such as “I pretend Christian Grey is my daddy.”
Just don't be surprised if the daycare staff calls DCFS on you.
So far, there hasn't been a baby boom coinciding with the release of the erotic novel ... that we know of.
That may change, of course, when the HOTLY-anticipated 50 Shades of Grey movie comes out at last.
Matt Bomer and Alexis Bledel? Too hot to handle.