We hope you're sitting down, readers. Seriously. Take a deep breath. You simply won't believe this.
According to a new report, a member of the Kardashian family may soon get married. But not for love. For money!
Scott Disick was allegedly spotted at a Fort Lauderdale jewelry this week and insiders tell the tabloid he and Kourtney Kardashian have "met with a wedding planner."
How sweet, right? Not exactly.
“It’s definitely just for TV ratings,” claims a magazine source. “Kourtney is getting caught up in the show, and he, of course, just wants the payday. Sadly, she’s flirting with disaster - and everyone knows it.”
And Kim Kardashian applauds it.
When might this money grab take place?
"After Christmas but before Easter," says In Touch Weekly.
We'll believe that when we see it. And then we'll make a lot of fun of it.