What's weirder than taking your newborn to a party at the Playboy Mansion?
Defending that action with a poem.
But a couple days after Kelsey Grammer took three-month old daughter Faith to a Halloween bash at Hugh Hefner's famous residence, he has released a statement explaining the move to TMZ.
In rhyme.
"Kayte is breast-feeding and we do not have a nanny or a trusted baby-sitter at this time, so Faith goes everywhere with us," Grammer said, adding: "The baby slept as her ears were covered the entire time and we left shortly after midnight."
He then concluded the statement in odd fashion:
"We love our child. Kayte is my wife and lady love (who is 31 and goes by the name Kayte Grammer, by the way, not Walsh). The world is round. All our eyes are blue. Happy Halloween and Cock-a-doodle-doo!"
Well, okay then! What do you think? Kelsey Grammer bringing a baby to the Playboy Mansion is...