Stephanie Pratt and Josh Hansen have broken up, and somewhat contentiously. In other news, Stephanie Pratt was dating a dude named Josh Hansen.
Just kidding, we did know that. Because we watched The Hills' final season despite recommendations of our psychiatrists, we knew they were dating.
Amazingly, even after the revelation that by and large, The Hills is fake, that part was apparently real. Stephanie and Josh did begin seeing each other.
It's all over now, though. The sister of Spencer Pratt and the motocross racer "went their separate ways," her rep confirms. Yes, Steph has a rep.
Whatever triggered the breakup, Josh was not pleased.
Josh Hansen and Stephanie Pratt in happier times.
"Another dysfunctional move by Stephanie pratt," Hansen Tweeted. "I was under the impression u had to be someones bf in order to get dumped."
Ohhh, snap. In response to that Tweet, the always intelligent Stephanie reported: "No josh Hansen u were dumped so stop acting like a child."
"Keep star [expletive] ur (sic) way into Hollywood. Now pls GO AWAY!!!!!!"
A rep for Hansen says he and The Hills hanger-on were never an official item and that the racer is "moving on." Looks like he's making good on that, since the dude's been Tweeting at Girls Next Door star Holly Madison fairly regularly.
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