Fox News is determined to prove the Mayans right.
For reasons that defy comprehension - even more than how Gretchen Carlson still has a job - the network has invited two guests along with it for Saturday night's White House Correspondents' Dinner: Kim Kardashian and Lindsay Lohan. Moreover, they will be seated at the same table.
Yes, readers. Prepare for the Apocalypse.
Sources tell TMZ that Kim and Lindsay actually get along well, so don't expect any fireworks at the event.
But will Kardashian and Lohan actually meet President Obama?!? Will their photo op equate to this amazing one of a bar patron and Obama?
"No way. The President almost never mingles with the guests," an insider says.
Other stars, with actual talent, expected to attend on Saturday include: George Clooney, Reese Witherspoon, Viola Davis, Charlize Theron, Eva Longoria and Daniel Day-Lewis.
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