Us Weekly would like to correct a story originally published by... Us Weekly.
Last week, the tabloid published a cover headline that was taken from the title of a certain hit song, and then went on to quote a source who said Kanye West believes Kim Kardashian is his Beyonce. The problem, according to Kanye?
He'd never say such a thing!
"I would never compare anyone to my friend's wife," West tells Us Weekly, adding hilariously: "That doesn't even sound like me... If I don't say something in a rap or on Twitter, it's not true."
Except, well, isn't he saying this in a non-rap and a non-Tweet? Nevermind.
Trying to figure out Kanye West is a lot like trying to figure out why Kanye West is dating Kim Kardashian. Then again, we guess there are two pretty good reasons.