The fact that someone got Snooki pregnant is truly a scary thought.
Fortunately, it looks like the Jersey Shore star herself got the memo.
According to those close to the MTV train wreck, she's undergoing a major personal transformation, determined to become a responsible member of society who takes pregnancy and impending motherhood very, very seriously.
It's okay, you can laugh. We did.
Sources close to Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi say that ever since discovered she was expecting her first child, she quit drinking, quit screwing around and convinced the people around her that she could not only handle it, but be "mother of the year."
We'll believe that when we see it. No offense Snook.
Snooki does come from a loving family and despite being a total drunken promiscuous mess, understands what it takes to become a responsible mother.
As far as her upcoming Jersey Shore spinoff goes?
At least one baby store has agreed to let her film there, but don't expect her life to continue to unfold in the public eye for too much longer. The premise of the spinoff with BFF JWoww is that it's the girls' "last hurrah."
The untitled show will follow the girls' transition into adulthood - moving into an adult apartment, taking some serious adult steps with their boyfriends, etc.
Speaking of which, Jionni LaValle is the father of her child. Supposedly.
Snooki hasn't confirmed the pregnancy, though the cat is out of the bag, and she's with Jionni still ... so it seems likely he's the father. Likely.
The boyfriends (Jionni and Roger Williams) will not have starring roles on the show ... but the relationships will be "key." So, there's that.