Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott are best known as a couple because they exploit their children as often as possible, cashing in on the cuteness of their son and daughter.
With this pair as role models, Oxygen has greenlit Tori & Dean: sTORIbook Weddings, a nauseatingly-titled new show that "will feature the celebrity duo helping couples prepare, both logistically and emotionally, for their wedding days," according to a press release.
Look, if you need help from these morons in order to be emotionally prepared for marriage, trust us: you're not ready.
There's no such thing as private family time when you're desperate for cash and attention.
The network has also renewed Tori & Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood for a sixth season.
"Our audience has loved watching the weddings Tori and Dean have planned for friends on Home Sweet Hollywood, and have been clamoring for more," said Oxygen Media SVP, Original Programming and Development Amy Introcaso-Davis. "Tori and Dean have a great sense of sophistication and style and truly understand the intricacies of planning the big day."
We think she means the intricacies of milking every cent possible from their life on the D-list.