Well, folks, it's official -- literally everybody has a podcast.
Earlier this week, Chris Lopez -- Kailyn Lowry's third and most elusive baby daddy -- debuted the first episode of his new 'cast Everybody Hates Lop.
The guy used to make MTV blur his face to protect his anonymity, and now he's podcasting.
That's progress, we suppose.
Anyway, in his first installment, Chris opened up about his feelings toward Kail and said what we're all thinking about the Teen Mom franchise.
The whole thing was -- surprisingly insightful?
Take a look for yourself and see what we mean:
1. Lop and Lux
Chris, as you probably know, is the father of Kail's youngest son, Lux.
2. Invisible Dad
For years, Chris was a ghost as far as Teen Mom 2 viewers were concerned. He refused to appear on the show without having his face blurred.
3. Out of the Shadows
In recent weeks, Chris has emerged from hiding. First, he appeared on an episode of Teen Mom 2, and now, he's launched a podcast.
4. Not a Natural
Chris isn't exactly a born broadcaster, and many listeners complained about his tendency to mumble, but The Ashley's Reality Roundup took one for the team and "translated" the most interesting portions of his debut episode.
5. Not a Fan
Speaking bluntly about the show that made him famous, Chris expressed a viewpoint shared by many viewers -- namely, that Teen Mom 2 lost the plot.
6. He's Got Demands
“I honestly just don’t want to be on, especially that show. Gimme my own show,” he said.