Okay, okay, we'll watch The Client List.
In a new video to promote the Lifetime original series - which centers on a broke Texas housewife who takes over a brothel - star/executive producer Jennifer Love Hewitt takes off a great deal of clothing and writhes all around, surrounded by half-naked men.
Her business is your pleasure, the tagline reads. And - GULP! - the show is not kidding. Sit back now, fellas, press Play and prepare a cold shower immediately afterwards. You're gonna need it: