The epic, four-minute trailer for the all-new season of The Bachelor that aired at the end of last night's season premiere has to be seen to be believed.
It has the feel of a big-budget film, not a reality show. Clearly, ABC ditched any pretense of love and ramped up the nudity, side plots and suspense.
More power to them. Sure, Ben is a real nice guy who probably does want to marry his final rose recipient, but it's ALL about the drama this year:
Straddling Ben, stripping buck naked in the ocean and openly taunting the competition, it seems safe to say Courtney's the "bad girl" this winter.
But who is the girl in red? Ben's ex? Another familiar face? See our page dedicated to The Bachelor spoilers to find out (what we think is) the answer.
And who is the woman in black? Is it the Black Widow herself?!
Cloaked in mystery (and ridiculousness), she boards a chopper on what we presume is the finale, only to do "a 180" about saying yes to Ben Flajnik?!
Share all your theories with us in the comments, and stay tuned all winter log as THG live blogs the scripted, contrived awesomeness of each episode.