Kim Kardashian turns 31 today, an event that has caused us to stop and consider all this woman has accomplished.
Who is she? How did she get here? What occupation would you even assign to her other than... professional celebrity?
We were thinking of honoring Kim with a list of her best movies. But she doesn't act. Best songs? Doesn't sing. (She REALLY doesn't sing.) Most inspirational speeches? She's more wooden than a Christmas ornament.
So the THG staff has racked our brains and come up with the following accomplishments in order to celebrate this monumental birthday. Vote now on which is the most awe-inspiring and leave a comment below if we forgot any...