Sara Leal had unprotected sex with Ashton Kutcher in the early morning of the actor's sixth wedding anniversary.
That's what this 22-year old administrative assistant tells Us Weekly, as she has spoken out for the first time about her one-night stand with the Two and a Half Men star.
For a lot more from Sara Leal, pick up this issue of Us Weekly.
"He just came up and kissed me," Leal tells the tabloid of what went down in Kutcher's Hard Rock Hotel suite in San Diego on September 24, repeating previous details that have leaked out and saying she was naked in a hot tub with Kutcher and another woman just minutes later.
Leal says the actor claimed he was "separated" from wife Demi Moore and that she didn't think any of her actions were "out of the ordinary," causing us to wonder what she typically does on Saturday nights.
Following the birthday suit soak, Leal and Kutcher went off to the latter's bedroom around 6 a.m., where "he lost his towel and I took my robe off," Leal says. "Then we had sex."
How was it?
"He was good. It wasn't weird or perverted," or safe, as Leal adds Kutcher did not use a condom.
Leal says Kutcher asked her about politics after they got it on, laughing over her reference to Rick Perry and learning she was a "Lutheran from Texas." They then had a second round of intercourse, which was followed by this admission:
"He was like, 'I enjoy things like this because I'm an actor 90 percent of the time and it's fake. It's nice to have moments that are real.'"
Kutcher has not denied this affair - with the exception of a few silly, mysterious Tweets warning fans not to "assume" anything - and is reportedly on the verge of a divorce from Moore.