Dancing With the Stars saw plenty of strong performances last night. Chynna Phillips and J.R. Martinez in particular stood out atop the Season 13 crowd.
Ron Artest (a.k.a. Metta World Peace)? Rob Kardashian? Not so much.
"It's a new season, we've got a new set, but it's the same old shimmying-about stuff," head judge Len Goodman told the newly-named Los Angeles Laker.
"Your footwork was atrocious. It was all sizzle, no sausage."
BLAM. As for Kardashian, he wasn't quite as terrible, but Chaz Bono scored better than he did, as did sister Kim a few seasons back. Not a good sign.
See the performances that left both men at the bottom of the scoreboard and likely a little nervous about their status tonight by following the jump:
Ron Artest & Peta Murgatroyd - Cha-Cha (DWTS Week 1)
Rob Kardashian & Cheryl Burke - Waltz (DWTS Week 1)
Who do you think will win Dancing With the Stars?