Tareq Salahi told E! News in an interview last night that he was completely blindsided when his wife, Michaele Salah, ran off with Journey guitarist Neal Schon.
As if that weren't bad enough, The Real Housewives of D.C. husband claims he recently got an email that was a "disturbing" pic of Schon's penis. Obviously.
"This was the lewdist, most disgusting thing I had seen," he said.
"I didn't understand, why in the world would Neal Schon would be sending a picture of his penis to our account." Sadly, that later became abundantly clear.
Tareq started off by explaining the worry that ran through him when he was unaware of his wife's location early last week. He feared she'd been kidnapped.
"I searched the house, completely, because my wife has multiple sclerosis, so it wouldn't be out of the question that something happened to her," he said.
Last Tuesday night, he got a phone call.
"As the evening went on, I got a phone call from her at seven o'clock in the evening, and at that time, she said ‘Hi, love. How are you? I'm on my way home. I'm just gonna stop at my mom's house real quick.'"
Unfortunately, after speaking with Michaele's mother, the betrayal Tareq was about to experience started to unravel. Michaele never stopped by there.
Instead, she was off having her wildly sexual affair with Neal Schon, a friend of the couple's. This was news to Tareq, who was quite devastated by it.
He says he'll divorce her immediately after this betrayal, and that by screwing Neal, Michaele Salahi has effectively screwed herself out of any money.
As far as Michaele's actions of going on tour with Journey since this all hit the fan, well, to Tareq Salahi, that's just what "a groupie slut does."
The fact that Schon's been married five times (including right now, to Ava Fabian) makes Tareq believe that this situation will definitely happen again.
Next time, Michaele will be the other woman. Not that she'll be welcome back at the winery when that happens. The locks are changed already.