Kim Kardashian is featured in the latest issue of Harper's Bazaar, and, incredibly, she's NOT naked or hypocritical this time around.
She's just annoying.
Dressed like Cleopatra, for reasons that will remain forever unclear, the professional star once again talks about her weight, telling the publication:
"I'm on a diet. I need to be. I love to eat, Kit Kats or cookies-and-cream ice cream. I need sugar like five times a day."
If that's the case, how does Kim remain so svelte? Easy. She spends a lot of time on the toilet.