Welcome to THG's Week in Review! Below, our staff takes a look back at the stories, stars and scandals that made this week one of the year's most memorable.
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- Charlie Sheen is NOT going to rehab. Or planning to get his act in gear.
- There is a Charlie Sheen sex tape, however. In case you were worried.
- Lindsay Lohan is accused of necklace heist. She claims she "borrowed" it.
- Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry are in the midst of an epic custody war.
- Janine Lindemulder was arrested for harassing Jesse James.
Justin Bieber at the Knicks Game
- Knicks fans might be the first group on record to boo Justin Bieber.
- Not to worry, fans. Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato are still besties.
- Sexting alert: Rihanna topless pics were leaked by some athlete.
- Speaking of Ri, Chris Brown would like his restraining order lifted.
- So much for rehab: Jason Davis got popped for drug possession.
- Juelz Santana was also arrested for lots of marijuana. Guns, too.
Taxi Driver Imitates Michael Jackson
- Michael Jackson lives ... in the body of this Brazilian cab driver!
- Jersey Shore gave us a marine biology lesson and a rectal exam.
- Bravo reunited The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills again ...
- ... and introduced us to The Real Housewives of Miami!
- The 2011 SAG Awards were handed out last weekend.
- Teen Mom somehow didn't win any. So much drama!
- Is Zanessa just friends with benefits? Could be worse, right?
- Will Kim Kardashian stop pretending to kry over nude pics?
- James Marsters and Patricia Rahman are a married couple!
- Mary Harvey isn't thrilled that she and Steve Harvey are.
- Jesse Csincsak and Ann Lueders welcomed a baby son.
- Christina Applegate and Martyn LeNoble had a daughter.
- Soon, Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon will have one of each!
- Breaking Dawn welcomed THREE girls to play Renesmee.
- Chris Lambton and Peyton Wright are dating.
- So are Jenna Ushkowitz and Michael Trevino.