Forget Brooke Mueller, Dancing with the Stars. It's clear which half of this former couple you ought to cast.
TMZ has uncovered footage from Sheen's 36-hour bender last week, as he and a trio of porn stars created their own dance floor at neighbor George Santo Pietro's house. (Yes, the same house Sheen had hoped to purchase for his adult film family.)
Really, we're not so sure why the public is focused on Sheen's alcohol and substance abuse problems. His lack of rhythm, as evidenced here, is far more disturbing...
