One of the women partying at the all-night soiree that ended with Charlie Sheen hospitalized was Kacey Jordan, according to new reports.
Kacey is, if you can possibly fathom this, a porn star.
Jordan, 22, was supposedly contacted by a third party on behalf of the star, who invited her over to his home Tuesday night to "party."
AIR(HEAD) JORDAN: Sorry. Maybe Charlie likes Kacey for her brains.
When Jordan arrived at Charlie Sheen's place, the Two and a Half Men star told her he was a huge fan and had been "searching for her for a year."
Fast forward a few days and the show almost became One and a Half Men as Charlie began having severe abdominal pain and peeps called 911.
Four other women were at Sheen's home (no word if Bree Olson was among them) when Jordan showed up. Sheen's shirt was stained with wine.
This was Tuesday. Jordan left Sheen's home Wednesday afternoon, but Charlie was "still partying" as she walked out the door. Guy goes ALL out.