So ... Lindsay Lohan is never going clubbing again.
As in forever. Ev. Er. Like for reals. No more of this.
According to TMZ, the star is telling people she is "completely over the club scene" and realizes that cutting it out is the best way to avoid temptation.
No more of this, Lindsay vows ... sadly/fortunately.
In other words, no more going with her crew and "just having water." She is serious about remaining sober and believes cold turkey is the way to go.
If you can stop laughing for five seconds, you can also note that, supposedly, she's even ditching friends and colleagues with whom she goes clubbing.
She'll therefore socialize only with her lawyer and Michael Lohan from now on.
Kidding. Possibly. What do you think? Can Lindsay's goal be achieved?