Note to men seeking attractive girlfriends: don a towel, spread after-shave on your face and scream loudly.
The trick has apparently worked for Macaulay Culkin, who recently ended an eight-year relationship with Mila Kunis - and has seemingly started a new one with Spanish porn star Irene Lopez!
The two were spotted this week exiting a live sex club in Barcelona.
"The last time I was with him, no one found out about it," Lopez told E! News, perhaps outing the acting as a cheater. "I don't know what happened this time that the newspaper heard about it."
What, exactly, went on at the sex show in Spain? Lopez would only say: "I don't want to cause him any harm. He's a good person."
Sounds to us like someone won't be home alone tonight! (Sorry.)